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[quote name='LC ' timestamp='1342460503' post='5979970']
I have no idea what dafuq just happened. .-.
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[quote name='Cutie Morning Gem' timestamp='1342462021' post='5979993']
You would think if you were hiding you wont name yourself after an explosive.
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Or have a button on his profile saying "Find Content",

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[quote name='Kokomoe' timestamp='1342462709' post='5980009']
how are you?
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[color=#444444]“[/color][color=#444444][b]What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.[/b][/color][color=#444444]”


See I can trash talk.[/color]

[color=#444444](Actually is copypasta)[/color]

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[quote name='Cutie Morning Gem' timestamp='1342462985' post='5980016']
[color=#444444]“[/color][color=#444444][b]What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.[/b][/color][color=#444444]”[/color]
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Ahahaha that copypasta is hysterical.

I think I have a pirate version saved somewhere.

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[quote name='Cutie Morning Gem' timestamp='1342462985' post='5980016']
[color=#444444](Actually is copypasta)[/color]
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I recognize that one.

Also:

[color=#800000][font=serif][size=4][background=rgb(255, 255, 238)]My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#800000][font=serif][size=4][background=rgb(255, 255, 238)]Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; s*** was SO cash). You are all f*****s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#444444]
-Be 21[/color][color=#444444]
-Girlfriend’s 19[/color][color=#444444]
-Been dating for months now[/color][color=#444444]
-This guy named Joe comes into my life out of f***ing nowhere[/color][color=#444444]
-Find out he has no money, no place of residence[/color][color=#444444]
-Moved here for the job and can no longer afford the hotel[/color][color=#444444]
-Decide to open up to him[/color][color=#444444]
-Keep him in my apartment for weeks[/color][color=#444444]
-Bro is pretty cool[/color][color=#444444]
-We play video games, drink beers, watch football[/color][color=#444444]
-This continues for months[/color][color=#444444]
-Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant[/color][color=#444444]
-By all tradition, I have to marry her now[/color][color=#444444]
-One night, eating out at dinner with girlfriend[/color][color=#444444]
-Joe stayed late at office for some overtime[/color][color=#444444]
-I pop the question to my wife[/color][color=#444444]
-She admits she was raped by Joe ans the baby isn’y mine[/color][color=#444444]
-She isn’t ready to make a commitment after being violated[/color][color=#444444]
-Go home in a f***ing rage[/color][color=#444444]
-Throw out all Joe’s s***[/color][color=#444444]
-Gonna f***ing kill Joe when he gets home[/color][color=#444444]
-Joe gets home at about 1 A.M[/color][color=#444444]
-As soon as he opens the door, I f***ing punch him in his bastard face[/color][color=#444444]
-Eye swells up like a ball of cotton[/color][color=#444444]
-He swings at me[/color][color=#444444]
-Dodge and sweep his leg[/color][color=#444444]
-He falls down[/color][color=#444444]
-In a giant f***ing rage now[/color][color=#444444]
-Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer[/color][color=#444444]
-Go back to confront Joe[/color][color=#444444]
-He jumps in his f***ing car and high tails it out of there[/color][color=#444444]
-Haven’t heard from him since[/color][color=#444444]
-On the phone a month later with my brother[/color][color=#444444]
-He finally asks why I’ve been so depressed[/color][color=#444444]
-I tell him that if it hadn’t been for cotton-eye Joe[/color][color=#444444]
-I’d been married a long time ago[/color][color=#444444]
-Where did you come from, where did you go—[/color][color=#444444]
-Where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe?[/color]

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[quote name='el Strikeman' timestamp='1342463998' post='5980054']
So, we are posting trash talks? Believe me, I'm enjoying them.
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We are posting copypastas used throughout the internet by various no-life trolls.
Some examples of people who meet that criteria are Will Hurd (or as I call him Will Turd) and Michelle Lynn.

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[quote name='el Strikeman' timestamp='1342464400' post='5980063']
Well Thar, they are interesting. Oh Thar, did you read that thread I posted in the Hotel?
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Only the first few pages. Then it got boring.

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