Gαr Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 If I can count to 500 to pass the time in detassaling, I can count to to a billion. Would you rather eat a very dry turkey or a burnt steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Dry turkey. Would you rather get cut millions of paper cuts on your body, then dipped in salt and lemon juice, or get kicked in the nuts repeatedly (for the females, give birth and break every bone in your body, repeatedly as well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Kicked in the nuts repeatedly, because it can be just twice :/ Would you rather chew gum very suggestively or freak out reading this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Sexy gum time Would you rather have all the knowledge in the world at the cost of a gigantic head or be silent for the rest of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Silent counts for sound, so I'd communicate through the medium of [s]dance[/s] writing; furthermore, knowing everything is likely to cause insanity! Would you rather be a beaver or a platypus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 OR people like me can learn to have counters for Rabbit. Problem slightly solved. Now, tell me more about these under meta decks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Platypi I would be the only one in the world, and beavers are awesome, so yeah, beavers. Would you rather have to wear a necktie at all times or only have one set of clothing you can wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Only one set of clothing. I mean, Anime characters do it all the time, right? Would you rather be bitten by a radioactive spider or be blasted by gamma radiation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira/Godzilla Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 [color=#000000][b]blasted by Gamma radiation[/b][/color] [color=#000000][b]Would you rather Be part walrus or have your knee cut off?[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Artificial Limb all the way. Eat, but never drink, or drink, but never eat? (one will do the other's act, i.e. you will feed when you drink, and you will quenc your thirst when eating) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Eating gives you more variety Would you rather be a mercenary or a spy, both of which are equally powerful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Mercenary is more bad ass. Would you rather be a MIB agent or an Exorcist from Blue Exorcist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Blue Exorcist sounds fun... and somehow less gross. BTW, this thread isn't NEARLY sexual enough. Would you rather sh*t back and forth forever or always view the image of a fat girl in a thong giving you a suggestive look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Later. By far. That may be bad but... Would you rather get in the "white van" or take candy from strangers 20 days after halloween? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 that "white van" might have so cool sh*t in it, and it's a black van actually xP Would you rather be be gang raped constantly for 24 hours or be forced to have sex with a whale (I mean literally a whale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormented Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Depends on who I'm getting gang raped by, if it was some sexy Models then possibly. Would you rather date a semi-decomposed body forever or be forced to eat your own genitals forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I would take the date Would you rather be known to te world as a wannabe actor in a m night shyamalan nickelodeon film adaption or would you rather have your reputation tarnished in every single forum and or web page on the interwebz as a grammarless noob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Me... In an M. Night Shyamalan movie...? NEVER!!! I'll take the latter. Would you rather profess your love for a giraffe on public TV or get beat up in public by some punkass ten year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sky Emperor Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Hm... Tough decision, but I would go with the ten-year old. He'd have to go to some sort of juvenile detention center, and I'd never see him again. Would you rather listen to scratching on a chalkboard, without covering your ears, or be forced to look at a fat guy wearing a bikini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Former, because I love the noise to be honest. Now, would you rather be held in strict bondage surrounded by serial rapists, getting ready to rape you [i]without [/i]killing you, or be slowly stretched apart by a machine, where each time you complained about the pain, you would get a cut and have ghost pepper sauce in the wound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Rape. Would you rather have an anal cranial or rectal oral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted July 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'm afraid of what might pop up on Google if I search those terms so I'm just gonna choose rectal oral ._. Would you rather be quarantine in a plastic bubble for the rest of your life or never be allowed to eat normal food ever again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Not eat. Would you like be be my pet or Aggro's slave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Your pet. We both like Deadman Wonderland, so I think I would be treated rather nicely. Would you rather watch messed up yaoi or a fat guy rubbing fried chicken on himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 They're both messed up. Waste of fried chicken. It's a truly horrible thing, more horrid than two dudes screwing each other in a messed up way. Would you be captured by Team Rocket, or Ash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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