Jake the Sage Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Okay now DF in a room with a raging, mindless Minotaur. What would happen? Option: Throw in Lora as well, what would change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340329830' post='5960681'] Broken I don't think he'd be able to do that in an hour . . . maybe give him five at that, though that is still with the thing trying to kill him [/quote] Nah, knowing Creator, he'd probably find a loophole to your realistic time sets. [quote name='Desperado of Finale' timestamp='1340329888' post='5960684'] [color=#0000CD][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]trololo?[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] *dies laughing* XD[quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340330074' post='5960685'] Okay now DF in a room with a raging, mindless Minotaur. Option: Throw in Lora as well, what would change? [/quote] The cell would be eviscerated from all the flame taking place, and they both simply walk out. Option: Lora would just walk out shaking her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 *Sigh* It seems my efforts of getting this problem fixed is getting nowhere. Fine, I'll "ignore" it. For now. [size=1]But if Desu starts acting up again, I won't be pulling punches anymore.[/size] As for my summer, planning is not my strongsuit. Whenever something cool happens, like going to California to see my uncle, I'll try to get into it so I have something to do for the summer instead of just staying inside my house, getting on and off the comp when my dumb*ss brother tells me too, even though he isn't the boss of the house. [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340330074' post='5960685'] Okay now DF in a room with a raging, mindless Minotaur. What would happen? [b][color="#000000"]Well, he'd be- *shot*[/color][/b] Option: Throw in Lora as well, what would change? [b]You would be a horrible father. 'Nuff said.[/b] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Throwing Lora in would cause her to perform a belly dance to enchant the wild minotaur and calm the savage beast; then she'd learn that he's not such a bad guy, considering under his appearance, he has a truly caring soul. No, that is the not the premise for a fiction I am totally not making right now. *Hides book* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Lol, don't think Minotaur's can be good. But then again Looking For Group has proven me wrong on that so . . . just no real writing about it, please Broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='BrokenHeart15' timestamp='1340330735' post='5960693'] Throwing Lora in would cause her to perform a belly dance to enchant the wild minotaur and calm the savage beast; then she'd learn that he's not such a bad guy, considering under his appearance, he has a truly caring soul. [/quote] *resistance to referencing ponies...failed* You basically just described Lora as Fluttershy taming the manticore. Just saying. *braces himself to be smacked* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340330074' post='5960685'] Okay now DF in a room with a raging, mindless Minotaur. [color=#0000cd]Only one? That'd be easy.[/color] What would happen? [color="#0000cd"]After dodging a few punches I'd probably jump on its back using its horns to keep me stable and fire off a bunch of shots in its skull.[/color] Option: Throw in Lora as well, what would change? [color=#0000cd]*Censored.*[/color] [/quote] [quote name='Double C4' timestamp='1340330291' post='5960689'] *Sigh* It seems my efforts of getting this problem fixed is getting nowhere. Fine, I'll "ignore" it. For now. [color="#0000cd"]You were trying to make things better?[/color] [size=1]But if Desu starts acting up again, I won't be pulling punches anymore.[/size] [color=#0000cd]I find it hard to believe you've ever held anything back against me.[/color] [/quote] [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340329830' post='5960681'] C4 I am choosing to ignore the problem, since apparently nothing I am saying or doing is going to get to either of you [color=#ffffff][color=#0000cd]STUBBORNESS FOR THE WIN![/color] dumb sh*ts[/color] Broken I don't think he'd be able to do that in an hour . . . maybe give him five at that, though that is still with the thing trying to kill him [color="#0000cd"]Yeah, you're right. Five minutes it is.[/color] [/quote] [quote name='Crimson Thar' timestamp='1340330187' post='5960686'] Nah, knowing Creator, he'd probably find a loophole to your realistic time sets. [color="#0000cd"]Yeah, make it 2 minutes.[/color] The cell would be eviscerated from all the flame taking place, and they both simply walk out. [color=#0000cd]And then I shoot it, right?[/color] Option: Lora would just walk out shaking her head. [color=#0000cd]After *censored*, right?[/color] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 No[color=#ee82ee]No[/color]! No ponies I demand it to be so and thus we will not have talk about ponies in my club (= =);;; [color=#ee82ee]I am not going to be written about with a Manticore or a Minotaur or anything else for that matter[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Actually Jake, anything I'd produce wouldn't be half as bad as what written mythology ACTUALLY is. Seriously, there is some messed up s**t in the annals of myth, like, an egyptian god who sucked himself off than spat semen into the ocean to create the other gods. And of course, the story of how Minotaurs actually came to be, that is also messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1340331123' post='5960698'] No ponies I demand it to be so and thus we will not have talk about ponies in my club (= =);;; [/quote] I promise, I won't do it again. [img]http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kitty-littlescared.jpg[/img] [quote name='Desperado of Finale' timestamp='1340331102' post='5960697'] [b][color=#0000CD][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]And then I shoot it, right?[/size][/font][/color][/b] [color=#0000CD][font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]After *censored*, right?[/size][/font][/color] [/quote] [b]Sure. Why not?[/b] Actually, I'd say BEFORE *censored*, then you'd pull her back in anyway. ...and THEN *censored*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [color=#ee82ee][slaps Thar and Desu][/color] Broken I know about the myth of the Minotaur as well as a lot of other ancient gods. One of the Greek heroes was born when Zeus came down as a golden shower and got his mother pregnant. No kidding. Look it up. When I heard it I tried to figure out how someone can get pregnant from a golden all I could say was, [IMG]http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz255/Jake-the-Sage/Forum%20Usage/FailedBrain.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [color=#0000cd]Zeus has gold semen? Although I do find the god blowing himself and spitting it out to make new gods much weirder.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 inorite? Whatever the hell those writers were on whent hey made those myths up must have been very, VERY illegal. Really, you'd HAVE to be on something to come up with what they did. I am well aware of Zeus' track record, the dude was pretty messed up from all the crap he did, I recall once that he seduced a woman whilst in the guise of a horse, and that is how centaurs came to be. In retrospect, a lot of mythical creatures came to be by Zeus' hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Indeed Broken. Though I think we can all agree that Zeus was still a pimp for getting it on with all of the women he bedded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [color=#0000cd]He wasn't a pimp. He was a rapist. :/[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Well, many a times it's not as if he asked, such as that unfortunate incident with the virgin he seduced then got turned into the star bear by her Goddess. But I think we can all agree that Zeus took pervy old man to new heights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='Desperado of Finale' timestamp='1340332571' post='5960716'] [color=#0000cd]He wasn't a pimp. He was a rapist. :/[/color] [/quote] Not really. All the women he banged said yes. In more ways than words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='Crimson Thar' timestamp='1340332666' post='5960718'] Not really. All the women he banged said yes. In more ways than words. [/quote] [color=#0000cd]He did actually rape quite a large amount of women.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The sad thing is that it's true, Zeus is basically the biggest pervert in all of myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 To answer your question, I would simply wait for the appointed time after shooting the bear. Because the only room I can be locked in is built in 5th dimensions. Now, I'm going to totally ignore all this rapist god stuff and instead focus on this: What would happen if Broken and I actually managed to formulate a plan? What would the plan be for? What would happen? How severe would the consequences be? Most importantly, would there be any real cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Well, I know it would involve squeaky toys and soft cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='KingBUSCUS' timestamp='1340334980' post='5960755'] What would happen if Broken and I actually managed to formulate a plan? [color=#0000cd]A mixture of the apocalypse and your two's complete dominance over the universe.[/color] What would the plan be for? [color=#0000cd]All I know is that it'd probably involve a lot of spaghetti.[/color] What would happen? [color=#0000cd]Already answered.[/color] How severe would the consequences be? [color=#0000cd]Severe for everybody but you two.[/color] Most importantly, would there be any real cake? [color=#0000cd]Only for you two.[/color] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 That...actually makes sense. I think we could somehow take the toys and wrap them around the cheese and then send it through an event horizon at such speeds that it splits into two. We'd get one back, then repeat the process until all the toy wrapped cheese has successfully filled the black hole. or we could throw a slumber party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 I call the frilly nightgown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 [quote name='KingBUSCUS' timestamp='1340335253' post='5960763'] or we could throw a slumber party. [/quote] But who will clean up the mess afterwards? Certainly not one of us lazy pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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