The Warden Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 You know Jake, there's a term for your condition... it's called being full of s**t. I used to have a very normal mind, but after detaching myself from people, I began to think and see things differently. Maybe my disposition was soured, but, really, I think I learned to just accept a lot more things. I can't be grossed or squicked out by anything, though, that may be a result of my curiosity into disturbed stuff. I can still remember that last time something disturbed me though, but, that was so long ago. Nowadays, I just think about things always from both sides, so I can accept the inherent duality of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hmmmm . . . so not "special" autistic, right? If so then Jesse would mark you on his list of "people who need to be exterminated" Dude I'm sure you didn't intend that, but that is kind of f*cked up. I wish I could pay attention to smaller details like that; stuff usually flies over my head and I miss out on subtext unless I focus all my attention on the idea. It's why I still couldn't tell you just what the heck happened towards the end of Evangelion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Hmmm... Rather interesting predicament there, Jake. Maybe you can't give Lora a physical body (unless you master Neurosurgery, but I don't see that happening within the next sixty years) but have you tried giving her an astral body? Just a suggestion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Maybe make her an AI like PROTO. Then she could have reach over anywhere in the globe, snoop FBI secrets, look up Danbooru smut and so much other stuff. Oh, but make sure she has protection; anti-virus software might delete her :S Or corrupt whatever device you keep her in and it'll turn her into a virus and then zombie viruses will spread amongst the internet. This convo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 I like The Rock, but he isn't much of an actor, I'll tell you that. He's been in a shit-ton of recent movies though, right? Like, I'm not even kidding, at least three or four that came out all roughly the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 He's been in a shit-ton of recent movies though, right? Like, I'm not even kidding, at least three or four that came out all roughly the same time GI Joe Fast 6 which is coming out late May. Snitch. That's all I can think of. I know he took a break from wrestling to go back to acting, so the surge makes sense. I guess that served as his excuse for what happened with John Cena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 If Lora has no physical body, but had two boyfriends, does that mean Jake was the one experimenting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 If Lora has no physical body, but had two boyfriends, does that mean Jake was the one experimenting? My guess is they were imaginary in his body as well. Which is still creepy. You're creepy Jake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 GI Joe Fast 6 which is coming out late May. Snitch. There's also Pain & Gain. I believe that's the only other one. Jeez, they weren't kidding when they said "full time actor." More like overtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 You know Jake, there's a term for your condition... it's called being full of s**t. Call it what you will Broken, but I am not lying. Dude I'm sure you didn't intend that, but that is kind of f*cked up. Just repeating what my friend said, not that I hold the same views. I like Thar and think he's a cool kids, not to mention one of my ex's has an autistic step-brother who I get along with. Maybe you can't give Lora a physical body, but have you tried giving her an astral body? Just a suggestion . . . Yeah that is kind of . . . . uh . . . how would you even DO that (Oo) Maybe make her an AI like PROTO. I'd have no idea how to do that either (Oo) If Lora has no physical body, but had two boyfriends, does that mean Jake was the one experimenting? My guess is they were imaginary in his body as well. Which is still creepy. You're creepy Jake. I am NOT making up that I've had to boyfriends Mug so don't make it sound like I'm lying.... Dae we've been over this, I am not in control when Lora is "in the driver's seat" so the answer is no (>>) And Mugen yeah I know that, I stopped giving a sh*t So is there any other topic we're going to talk about? Oh it's movies we're going to see . . . I'm planning on seeing the new Godzilla movie and Avengers 2 (83) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 It seems the only conversations this club has is either DBZ or insults to Lora. You guys aren't very good at diversifying conversation which is strange to think since this is the only currently active club that really allows for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 If Lora is in the "driver's seat", do you magically change genders physically or is Lora physically a guy? If so, then they really wouldn't be proper boyfriends for a straight girl, but proper boyfriends from a curvy, sexually, guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 I suppose I missed Thar's comment and Jake's edit but there aren't actually any movies I'm looking forward to. Pain and Gain looked okay but...Michael Bay...eh. I haven't watched Avengers so I'm not actually looking forward to its sequel. Maybe Ted 2. I heard that's gonna be a thing. If Lora is in the "driver's seat", do you magically change genders physically or is Lora physically a guy? If so, then they really wouldn't be proper boyfriends for a straight girl, but proper boyfriends from a curvy, sexually, guy. I think we're just gonna move on without you. This is really just a bunch of redundant crap done over and over so much tha it's probably annoying me as much as it is Lora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 There aren't actually any movies I'm looking forward to. Pain and Gain looked okay but...Michael Bay...eh. I haven't watched Avengers so I'm not actually looking forward to its sequel. Maybe Ted 2. I heard that's gonna be a thing. I've never heard of 'Pain and Gain' or that there was going to be a Ted 2. But man you really do need to see Avengers, it's a pretty good movie . . . but everyone and their grandmother has already said that I think we're just gonna move on without you. This is really just a bunch of redundant crap done over and over so much that it's probably annoying me as much as it is Lora. Than you, thank you, thank you!! [hugs Desu] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Just repeating what my friend said, not that I hold the same views. I like Thar and think he's a cool kid. lol You're older than me therefore you can call me a kid. :P There's some slapstick humor in Pain & Gain that make it an "eh, I might go see it to see what its like" movie. Not really sure why Micheal Bay makes it skeptical to go to. As far as Ted 2... I'm kinda expecting the same Family Guy humor it had previously. Seth McFarland pretty much just has a code of stereotypes engraved in stone and it's used quite often. I've been thinking that if Seth can make a movie like Ted, then I'd like to see Trey Parker and Matt Stone make one with their own sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 lol You're older than me therefore you can call me a kid. :P I was going to say guy but . . . eh (XD) There's some slapstick humor in Pain & Gain that make it an "eh, I might go see it to see what its like" movie. Not really sure why Micheal Bay makes it skeptical to go to. Because Michael Bay is known for mediocre movies I suppose . . . and from what you've just told me I am not interested at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Iron Man 3 will be out in a week. I'm looking forward to catching the premiere, otherwise I'll have to wait for another month at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Iron Man 3 will be out in a week. I'm super stoked for that. I'm bummed out, though, because I wasn't able to drive downtown to watch the scene they were shooting there. I literally lived 20 minutes away from where Robert Downey Jr. was playing Iron Man. Dx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 It seems the only conversations this club has is either DBZ or insults to Lora. You guys aren't very good at diversifying conversation which is strange to think since this is the only currently active club that really allows for it. You know, I keep doing it because having Jake make shit up about the subject is amusing enough to merit bringing it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Than you, thank you, thank you!! [hugs Desu] Don't make things weird. :I Iron Man 3 will be out in a week. I'm looking forward to catching the premiere, otherwise I'll have to wait for another month at least. Oh yeah, I like Iron Man. I'll probably be checking that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 You know, I keep doing it because having Jake make sh*t up about the subject is amusing enough to merit bringing it up. *sighs* I don't even know why I try sometimes . . . Don't make things weird. :I Oh right, sorry....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 *sighs* I don't even know why I try sometimes . . . Maybe I didn't phrase that right, sorry. What I meant is that Lora's telling us stuff that she hasn't ever disclosed before, like the fact that she's had two boyfriends. I was unaware of that. I really just want to know more, like for example how those boyfriends perceived Lora. Were they even okay with dating a girl through her father's body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Maybe I didn't phrase that right, sorry. What I meant is that Lora's telling us stuff that she hasn't ever disclosed before, like the fact that she's had two boyfriends. I was unaware of that. I really just want to know more, like for example how those boyfriends perceived Lora. Were they even okay with dating a girl through her father's body? Ah . . . yeah you worded that wrong. And if you ever wanted to know things about Lora you could just ask her. I...........didn't even realize I admitted that stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Frankly, it's obvious what the issue is Blind. It's always been obvious. Jake suffers from being a pre-op transexual. Obviously he believes the concept is wanting to have a daughter, but I believe it's a manifestation of his subconcious that is actively trying to tell him to stop supressing his feminine urges. And, I agree with them Jake: You shouldn't be denying the woman you're supposed to be, in fact, I wholeheartedly support you. After all, in the end, you might be an exceptionally grody woman, but at least then you won't be lying to yourself anymore. So, go for the sex change Jake; I support you, and I know the others do to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 I believe it's a manifestation of his subconsciousness that is actively trying to tell him to stop suppressing his feminine urges. And, I agree with them Jake: You shouldn't be denying the woman you're supposed to be, in fact, I wholeheartedly support you. Mrs. Garrison agrees. Just let the estrogen loose, Jake. Who needs men, anyways? Men are gross. Men who are not here on this site right now are gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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