Jake the Sage Posted April 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 So what has everyone been doing? I have a final tomorrow so once we've gotten that finished I'll be able to do a lot more writing than what I've been restricted too . . . I had a dream last night. Why is that weird? I've never had a dream before........ I have a dream! (XD)Not funny Dad [glares] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Jake, your daughter's right. It really wasn't funny. Anyway, work, school, and a whole lot of nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 A whole lot of same thing... Every day... The Same Thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Jake, your daughter's right. It really wasn't funny. Oh come on that's like a mandatory joke (>>) But like I said I am going to be having one of my Finals tomorrow and then I have to work on an oral presentation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 No, Jake, no it's not. That is most certainly not mandatory, and please refrain from using it in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I had a dream where Jake was actually funny. Then I woke up and laughed because we all know it will never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I had a dream where Jake was actually funny. Then I woke up and laughed because we all know it will never happen. I once had a dream where Jake said something smart. So we hanged him because it was obviously a witch and not Jake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I had a dream where I was told to shut up and I actually did. Btw, Jake, why would you call that a joke? It's more of a quote than anything, and using it in a joking matter is like using an avocado to promote eating more vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Thar, shut up. and what's wrong with Avocados? I think they are just fine for a vegetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Thar, shut up. and what's wrong with Avocados? I think they are just fine for a vegetable. lolgoodone I consider them more as a fruit, given that they have a pit like peaches and apricots and the like. Plus they're a superfood, which not that many vegetables are considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Avocados are neither fruit nor vegetable, but are the evolution of both. They have transcended our simple classification scheme and have ascended to Godhood. After all, Guacamole is the Condiment of the Gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 No, Jake, no it's not. That is most certainly not mandatory, and please refrain from using it in the future. Btw, Jake, why would you call that a joke? It's more of a quote than anything, and using it in a joking matter is like using an avocado to promote eating more vegetables. Alright DMG, alright. And Thar it is more of a quote, but anytime someone says I have a dream that speech obviously pops into my head. I'm not making fun of the man at all, just at the fact it is so famous I can't hear those four simple words without remembering it. I had a dream where Jake was actually funny. Then I woke up and laughed because we all know it will never happen. I once had a dream where Jake said something smart. So we hanged him because it was obviously a witch and not Jake. With friends like these, who needs enemies? After all, Guacamole is the Condiment of the Gods. I'm going to be shooting myself in the foot with this one, more so since I'm Hispanic, but I don't like guacamole (Oo) I have no idea why I've never enjoyed it but it's just too pasty to me, like refried beans . . . it's just a paste with little taste. Tacos, yeah . . . I'll eat a taco every night if I could. inb4sexualjokes Now, since the insults at me are hopefully finished, I plan on going to the movies tomorrow . . . Anything you guys suggest? And NO, no I am not going to go see "Evil Dead". Why? 1.) It's not a remake and 2.) I've already heard it's nothing but a gore fest, not even a good one, so I have no intention of seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 You don't like Avocado Guacamole? Then, quite clearly you must be Black Licorice, who burnt is porno stache... prepare to die. Actually, no, BL has some power, so you can't be him. Rather, you're Quiche, the sad little pervert we have to keep an eye on so he doesn't hurt himself or other people with his sexcapades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 You don't like Avocado Guacamole? Then, quite clearly you must be Black Licorice, who burnt is porno stache... prepare to die. Actually, no, BL has some power, so you can't be him. Rather, you're Quiche, the sad little pervert we have to keep an eye on so he doesn't hurt himself or other people with his sexcapades. I'm assuming that is from Black Lightning or something along those lines . . . but I stopped watching that after one episode so I have no idea how this is supposed to be funny. Now, no suggestions on a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Wow, short term memory loss much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Trigger Star, Jake. Trigger Star. Or whatever the name of that hilarious comic was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 At least Desu remembers Jake, which is pretty sad since you're the one who freaking recommended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Wow, short term memory loss much? I can't believe I forgot that . . . I guess it's because I haven't read it in so f*cking long, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that I SHOULD'VE NOTICED IT! So . . . I guess you liked it Broken? Again, no movie suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 I saw Evil dead and it isn't too bad. I recommend either the newest GI Joe or 3D Jurassic Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Isn't Oblivion out now? I haven't seen it, but it be worth a watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Isn't Oblivion out now? I haven't seen it, but it be worth a watch The movie wasn't awful, but I wouldn't recommend it. It was just... Meh. THe pacing was far too slow the first third of the movie, decent the second, and just way too fast at the end. I'm all for going out with a bang, but at least have it paced decently enough so that people can have time to give a fuck about what's going on. And Morgan Freeman didn't get near enough screentime while Tom Cruise basically just played Tom Cruise for the one hundredth time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Really? Damn it, I was hoping it would be a nice long movie >.> Everything in theaters seems to be too fast paced for me nowadays (sans The Hobbit of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I saw Evil dead and it isn't too bad. I recommend either the newest GI Joe or 3D Jurassic Park. I saw GI Joe and I couldn't help laughing over the ending. I don't want to spoil it but it was very cliche (XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Wasn't the new GI Joe like complete shit though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Wasn't the new GI Joe like complete shit though? I thought it was alright, but I didn't really go in thinking it was going to be the most epic action movie I've ever seen. The ending was so hilariously cliche that I didn't even mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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