Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='Mugendramon' timestamp='1358188779' post='6120701'] No, that money is a joke. Renji has agreed to not use it. OR HE BETTER, LEST THEY GET REMOVED. [/quote] Yea, I have a funny story as well. YOU GAVE THE POINTS TO THE WRONG RENJI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 My first time driving was when I worked for our local fair and I drove a tractor. It was fun. Since then I've really wanted to drive. And Calvin I remember the story just not as much detail.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='Aa'une' timestamp='1358215421' post='6121164'] My first time driving was when I worked for our local fair and I drove a tractor. It was fun. Since then I've really wanted to drive. And Calvin I remember the story just not as much detail.. [/quote] Yeah I never went into the specifics at school lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Wow . . . just wow Calvin. That is in league with some of the odd ass stories I have that feature some of my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1358225471' post='6121294'] Wow . . . just wow Calvin. That is in league with some of the odd ass stories I have that feature some of my family. [/quote] Isn't childhood just great lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Yeah but I bet you've never managed to have one of your family members get into a major theme park with a "deadly weapon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 That really depends, Jake. Does a five-year old with hyperactivity issues count as a deadly weapon? I'm pretty sure it does. Especially when she's fluent in two languages and learned to lie from the best she knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 No that is a biological weapon and those can't really be contained once they've been unleashed on the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 lol. My dad has told some strange stories from work. Can't remember them though... He pulled over a women once and asked "Why were you speeding" when she answered "Cause i'm beautiful and I can" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 That isn't a strange story Une . . . or a particularly funny one to be honest. That woman is just stupid and if I had to bet I'd say she was a blonde, wasn't she. No one of the best events when it comes to police is when my brother and cousin got pulled over. Now a little background information, every time my cousin has gotten pulled over for speeding he has been given a ticket- Keep that in mind. Now . . . here my cousin is speeding back home with my brother in the passenger seat after just getting M[sup]c[/sup]Donalds. My brother is digging into the bag to pass out the food when the flashing red & blue lights of doom appear in the rear window; my cousin happened to be going twenty over this particular time. When he got pulled over the cop said the usual, "License and registration." After handing everything over to the cop and being told how fast he was going the cop used his flashlight, since it was dark when this all occurred, and shined it on my little brother who happened to have long hair and a very "child kidnapper/pedophile" look going. He moved the light down on the McDonald cup and, for whatever reason, asked one of the dumbest questions I have EVER heard- "Son, is that a M[sup]c[/sup]Donald's cup?" Not even missing a beat my little brother replied, "No officer! It's a [i]bong[/i]! You caught us!!!" tl;dr My brother and cousin got pulled over. Cop asked stupid question, brother gave hilariously witty answer. Cop didn't give cousin a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 ... Just wow. The only way that could have been better was had it ended with "Here's your sign" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='Reiji Kokonoe' timestamp='1358232293' post='6121350'] ... Just wow. The only way that could have been better was had it ended with "Here's your sign" [/quote] Well you know it is going to be a good story when at any moment you hear, ". . . and [i]then[/i] the b*tch . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='PokeMaster Calvin' timestamp='1358209022' post='6121088'] [insert story] [/quote] Haha, that's crazy. If only you convinced your lady friend =P [quote name='Aa'une' timestamp='1358215421' post='6121164'] My first time driving was when I worked for our local fair and I drove a tractor. It was fun. Since then I've really wanted to drive. And Calvin I remember the story just not as much detail.. [/quote] I think the first time I drove something was a golf cart that my sister and I used with our dad to look for stray golf balls on the course near our house. Those were fun times and also the closest I ever came to golfing >.> [quote name='Aa'une' timestamp='1358228963' post='6121323'] lol. My dad has told some strange stories from work. Can't remember them though... He pulled over a women once and asked "Why were you speeding" when she answered "Cause i'm beautiful and I can" [/quote] Sounds like a diva. Is he sure it wasn't Will Ferrell he pulled over? [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1358230434' post='6121334'] [insert story] [/quote] That cop sounds like the boss from Ted. Your cousin should have said, "No, this bag has my vomit that I threw up after ****ing your trashbag wife." *hands badge over* "You're hired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 That story is hilarious. I laughed so much when I read that. And ya I'm pretty sure it wasn't Will Ferral. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1358258132' post='6121530'] *hands badge over* "You're hired." [/quote] ...f*ck. D:( Man, if only interviews worked that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 If only Fusion... if only. She said she will next year S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 [quote name='PokeMaster Calvin' timestamp='1358291595' post='6122085'] If only Fusion... if only. She said she will next year S: [/quote] And that is when Calvin will get his first glimpse.. Anywaaaaaaaays. I need to find a job for the summer.. I have sooooooo much I need to get. But I don't know if i'm old enough to get an actual job.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 [quote name='Aa'une' timestamp='1358296701' post='6122145'] And that is when Calvin will get his first glimpse.. Anywaaaaaaaays. I need to find a job for the summer.. I have sooooooo much I need to get. But I don't know if i'm old enough to get an actual job.. [/quote] IVE SEEN TITTIES IVE BEEN SEXTED THANK YOU. I immediately deleted the message after a long stare, cause im not a douche who passes those things around. I wanna work at Gamestop if i can drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 [quote name='PokeMaster Calvin' timestamp='1358298506' post='6122182'] I wanna work at Gamestop if i can drive [/quote] Geddit? Drive? Stop? ... *Ba dum, tss* On a more related note, I would never, for all there is in the world, delete a sexeh text from my GF. Shame I lost my phone a whiles back with all of those in it. ...On the BRIGHT side, the guy who stole it most likely can't read English anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 lol. Seen no pictures though.. That's wrong. Well technically both are wrong but oh well. This conversation changed quickly. haha. My girlfriend and I have an unspoken agreement that when she gets a new bra I get to see it too. lol. I think this is more of a conversation for the dating club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 The Steamy YCMaker Hotel of Gothic Vampire Sex. NEW CLUB NAME. Anyway on a different note... I hate homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 ..... no.. I hate all the homework I have that I am procrastinating on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1358230434' post='6121334'] That isn't a strange story Une . . . or a particularly funny one to be honest. That woman is just stupid and if I had to bet I'd say she was a blonde, wasn't she. [color=#0000CD]Excuse me?[/color] No one of the best events when it comes to police is when my brother and cousin got pulled over. Now a little background information, every time my cousin has gotten pulled over for speeding he has been given a ticket- Keep that in mind. Now . . . here my cousin is speeding back home with my brother in the passenger seat after just getting M[sup]c[/sup]Donalds. My brother is digging into the bag to pass out the food when the flashing red & blue lights of doom appear in the rear window; my cousin happened to be going twenty over this particular time. When he got pulled over the cop said the usual, "License and registration." After handing everything over to the cop and being told how fast he was going the cop used his flashlight, since it was dark when this all occurred, and shined it on my little brother who happened to have long hair and a very "child kidnapper/pedophile" look going. He moved the light down on the McDonald cup and, for whatever reason, asked one of the dumbest questions I have EVER heard- "Son, is that a M[sup]c[/sup]Donald's cup?" Not even missing a beat my little brother replied, "No officer! It's a [i]bong[/i]! You caught us!!!" [color=#0000CD]Meh.[/color] tl;dr My brother and cousin got pulled over. Cop asked stupid question, brother gave hilariously witty answer. Cop didn't give cousin a ticket. [/quote] [quote name='Mugendramon' timestamp='1358298976' post='6122194'] Geddit? Drive? Stop? ... *Ba dum, tss* [color=#0000CD]*Slaps Mug.*[/color] On a more related note, I would never, for all there is in the world, delete a sexeh text from my GF. Shame I lost my phone a whiles back with all of those in it. ...On the BRIGHT side, the guy who stole it most likely can't read English anyway. [/quote] [color=#0000CD]Unfortunately for me the only "sexeh" texts I get are from this perverted guy friend I have. I kind of have to delete them. And I don't think I deleted the one he sent about trying to give me a hard on by making me think of Megan Fox giving me a blow job before my mom took my phone away.[/color] [quote name='PokeMaster Calvin' timestamp='1358302054' post='6122251'] The Steamy YCMaker Hotel of Gothic Vampire Sex. NEW CLUB NAME. [color=#0000CD]No.[/color] Anyway on a different note... I hate homework [color=#0000CD]Really now? Is there anything else you'd like to mention to the rest of the class.[/color] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I liked the new club name ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 it's good. But no... Just no.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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