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[quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1355375163' post='6091856']
Hu I didn't even know about the Secret Santa. The only thing I knew about was the freaking Decorate Your Door thing and I've already entered us into that- which we'll win of course (^^)b On the other hand, and completely off topic, I am finishing watching Gurren Laggen and have only a few more episodes to go. To be honest I spit my drink out and Lora fell over when we saw Yoko, who Lora seems to share a lot of personality traits with, is also a school teacher.
[b]See? Told you Lora and Yoko were alike.[/b]
[color=#ee82ee]It's kind of odd since Dad never watched Gurren Laggen before and I'm over eighty actual years since uh......I suppose conception is the only words I can think of.......but it is odd.[/color]
[color=#00ff00][b]WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU'RE A COUGAR?[/b][/color]
[color=#00ff00][b]NICEEEE.[/b][/color]
And because of how close those two act I really know fear going to the Gurren Laggen universe to pick up Gunmen *nods* Yeah guess that'll have to be another sealed off dimension for us.

Oh! Before I return to finishing the series, I was generally a B student though Math I rounded with a high C. Then again I never studied at all and put minimal work in; "Tests and grades don't show you how smart you are, they only show how much work you're willing to do."
[b]Same problem. Though I had A's in easy classes and more B+s than B's.[/b]
*snaps fingers*
[s][b]*faps*[/b][/s]
After all, the truth is I'm quite brilliant when I need to be.
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My lack of common sense is balanced with a slightly heightened intellect.

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[s]NO FUSE, YOU ADMIT TO IT, YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD. SAY HELLO TO ROD AND J-MAX FOR ME, K?[/s]

If that picture I changed for Renamon's is really her, you should HOPE that she's 18, Fuse.

Though physical age and mental age varying is not uncommon. Not sure which combination would be worse though.

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That's so weird, I always thought Lora was like 15 or something.
Wait a minute, Jake posted a picture of her once, she didn't look 8...

Anyways, I [s]fell in love today[/s] had the weirdest conversation with my bros at dinner tonight. A bunch of us ended up sharing weirdass facts about animal intercourse.
Before you judge me, just know I've been browsing did-you-kno tumblr for a few weeks now >3>

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Or I could get Brox to write something, whatever works =P

Does the Green Porno series mention anything about giraffes?
The messed up thing I learned is that all giraffes are pretty much mentally handicapped from when they're born because they fall 5-6 feet to the ground at birth.

And my evil friend was telling me it's hilarious to see baby giraffes trying to walk because it looks ridiculous.

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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1355435862' post='6092305']
[color=#00ff00]Please tell me you just forgot to put the "1" in the "18".[/color]
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[color=#ee82ee]Yes well technically I am eighteen but lets not get into detail about it. Okay? (smiles)[/color]

[quote name='Mugendramon' timestamp='1355448264' post='6092471']
If that picture I changed for Renamon's is really her, you should HOPE that she's 18, Fuse.
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This is what Lora generally looks like
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[IMG]http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz255/Jake-the-Sage/Trio%20of%20DEF%20II/Lora-2.jpg[/IMG]
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[quote name='Snow Miser' timestamp='1355448409' post='6092475']
Lolita complex all up in here, right Jake?
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Not on your life Broken, not at all.

Now since Fusion is on the subject of weird animal sex fetishes, did you know that there is such a thing as "Dolphin Rape"? Yes my friends, if you find yourself swimming in dolphin infested waters during their mating season you run the risk of having a bull dolphin swim up behind you, drag you down into the depths of the ocean, and proceed to ass rape you until you drown. That has GOT to be one of the weirdest answers Saint Micheal's gets when he asks 'so how did you die?'
That and there is such a thing as Panda Porn. Pandas are so horrible at sex, maybe the reason they're going f*cking extinct, that they have to watch porn to learn how to procreate their species.

. . .

Okay one more! There is a species of monkey, cannot recall which one or now if it was actually apes, but I digress . . . that any time there is an arguement about [i]anything[/i] they use sex to solve the problem. The smaller male stole your food? Have one of the females "jerk his banana". Two males fighting over the same female? Spend some "quality bonding time" then have a threesome! Literally everything ends or begins with sex with these monkeys/apes. And the funny thing? They are one of the most peaceful species of monkeys/apes around.

So what have we learned today?

[color=#ee82ee]You know way too much about weird animal sexual habits?[/color]

(O[sub]o[/sub]e) Uh . . . (>[sub]~[/sub]>) Shut up Lora . . .

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I'm sure there are weirder answer Saint Michael has heard, such as when someone pops in heaven wearing a fursuit.

No, Green Porno's first season does insect, then the second one is aquatic life. Though, if you DO watch it, you'll notice that Izzy is enjoying herself a little to much. Though, she did teach me that Snails are into S&M.

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[quote name='Nathanael Darius Striker' timestamp='1355458946' post='6092676']
Jake, Lora has a valid point, so don't tell her to shut up. And Lora, you're looking nice as usual. Now, I need to find an image of a guy with a dark brown suit and a dark green tie. I think I'm starting to obsess over that since I described that attire in my fic.
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No more than what anyone else here knows. So you might want to take this rag and whip the stain off your nose friend.

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Well consider how you phrased your entire post. First of all you attempt at insulting me saying I have no grounds to tell my daughter to shut up, which I have every right to do, since I'm not the only one who knows weird things about animal sexual habits. Then the second you're done with that you turn around and compliment Lora. It looks like that no matter what angle you twist it too.

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[quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1355461168' post='6092714']
Well consider how you phrased your entire post. First of all you attempt at insulting me saying I have no grounds to tell my daughter to shut up, which I have every right to do, since I'm not the only one who knows weird things about animal sexual habits. Then the second you're done with that you turn around and compliment Lora. It looks like that no matter what angle you twist it too.
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I think you had too many bottled souls, Jake. Just because I insult you then compliment Lora doesn't mean I'm hitting on her. Though, I can see where that can be inferred.

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Never said you were hitting on her, though that has now come to mind, I was more saying you were brown nosing since you insult one then turn and compliment the other- the one you probably want to be on good terms with. But either way, what said is said and what is done is done. Lets move on.

I just saw your fan fiction and, though I haven't read much of it, I have gotten too the Aggro part, it is surprisingly good. To be honest I didn't have high expectations but oh well, lol. The best thing is that now I have TWO more pieces of work that I can "utilize" to add detail to my own work. AKA, knowledge of a nickname and the type of car you'd drive (>B 3)

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[quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1355458084' post='6092662']
[color=#EE82EE]Yes well technically I am eighteen but lets not get into detail about it. Okay? (smiles)[/color]
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[color=#00FF00]Oh thank Christ, didn't need another rap on me for pedophilia.[/color]

Sadly, I knew that dolphins raped people...
Also, dolphins have a higher suicide rate as well as range of homosexuals than other animals (least I'm pretty sure).

You guys know angler fish right?
Well, the life of a male angler fish sucks.
They stay really small and they don't have the light-antenna like the females do, so they're starving like 99% of the time.
Eventually they develop a sense of smell that can detect the pheromones female angler fish project, typically from their mothers.
They start nibbling on their mother and eventually, their lips become attached to the mom.
Then the mom basically [i]absorb[/i] them into her and essentially turns them into gonads, allowing her to reproduce with herself.

So the life of a male angler fish basically boils down to becoming junk for their mom.

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