The Warden Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 One can be terrible by not knowing some of the more baser moves, and/or not being able to make it past 50cc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='BrokenHeart15' timestamp='1354506772' post='6083863'] One can be terrible by not knowing some of the more baser moves, and/or not being able to make it past 50cc. [/quote] Right, but I honestly can't see Remo being that inept at something so easy. I dunno, when I played MKW online, I did moderately well and I hadn't been playing for very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 I never play MK against computers anymore. Even on Mirror Mode I can get 3 stars with just one hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='BrokenHeart15' timestamp='1354506772' post='6083863'] One can be terrible by not knowing some of the more baser moves, and/or not being able to make it past 50cc. [/quote] Remo isn't 2 years old or that stupid, I can assure everyone of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Then I see absolutely no reason why he can't be good at the game, as those 2 are the only requirements to be able to functionally play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 You can simply have terrible luck and the computer gets Lightning, Blue Shells, and other stuff like that every time you get in / near first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 That happens whether or not your luck is bad, because the computer is a cheating bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 I can not tell you how many times I'd been playing Crash Nitro Kart, was half a lap ahead of everyone, and then somehow was passed by three or four computer characters in the last fifty feet before the finish line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='Deuce Gorgon' timestamp='1354568592' post='6084314'] I can not tell you how many times I'd been playing Crash Nitro Kart, was half a lap ahead of everyone, and then somehow was passed by three or four computer characters in the last fifty feet before the finish line. [/quote] I used to be obsessed with that game. I was at the part where I FINALLY managed to beat Velo, but he told me that I had to get all the time relics in every track and I was like "f*ck it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='Deuce Gorgon' timestamp='1354568592' post='6084314'] I can not tell you how many times I'd been playing Crash Nitro Kart, was half a lap ahead of everyone, and then somehow was passed by three or four computer characters in the last fifty feet before the finish line. [/quote] OH MY GOD I'M NOT ALONE YOU KNOW MY PAIN OF CRASH NITRO KART'S ENDLESS BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 [quote name='Deuce Gorgon' timestamp='1354568592' post='6084314'] I can not tell you how many times I'd been playing Crash Nitro Kart, was half a lap ahead of everyone, and then somehow was passed by three or four computer characters in the last fifty feet before the finish line. [/quote] Forget feet because it's a stupid measuring system and I don't use it, but I completely know that feel. That game was one of the most fulfilling yet frustrating things in my childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 It's called the Rubberband AI system, where no matter how fast you are, the computer racers will ALWAYS be close behind you despite what the map says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Well, it needs to stop happening. Mainly because it's annoying, and it defies half the Newtonian Laws of Physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Crash Nitro Kart? Wow it's been ages since I've seen any single Crash video game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1354579989' post='6084480'] Crash Nitro Kart? Wow it's been ages since I've seen any single Crash video game [/quote] That's what's so great about having a PS3... you can buy the digital PS1 download of all 3 classic Crash games for $6 each. I have them all and played through each of them like 3 times. Thinking about doing it again. I tell ya, they never get old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Rubberband AI is all a part of The Computer is a Cheating Bastard trope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Yeah I used to have a PS3 but when my brother went over to Korea and took it with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I can't handle the troll physics or the blue shells And the fact that my friends are a lot better somehow ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='Captain Remo' timestamp='1354581007' post='6084501'] I can't handle the troll physics or the blue shells And the fact that my friends are a lot better somehow ;_; [/quote] I think the only real skill in MK is drift boosting and snaking (or as my friends like to call it: cheating.) Other than that, it's really just luck as far as the items you get and whether it hits or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Blue Shells are a dick move creation that were created PURELY to troll human players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='BrokenHeart15' timestamp='1354581307' post='6084509'] Blue Shells are a dick move creation that were created PURELY to troll human players. [/quote] I doubt Trolls or Cherubs play Mario Kart anyway, so your statement is of little use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I actually don't remember getting a blue shell at all. Oh wait . . . never mind yes I do. You get Blue Shells, Lightning and what not more often when you're in last place or 7th since it helps you get farther up than anything else. Excalibur how did you get your profile looking like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1354583310' post='6084543'] Excalibur how did you get your profile looking like that? [/quote] All advanced members can Edit profile -> profile customization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1354583310' post='6084543'] Excalibur how did you get your profile looking like that? [/quote] Magic, I told you. [quote name='Captain Remo' timestamp='1354583585' post='6084551'] All advanced members can Edit profile -> profile customization [/quote] You bastard. ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 [quote name='Excalibur-sama' timestamp='1354584306' post='6084561'] Magic, I told you. [/quote] Nice try . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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