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Arm Re-Writes GX for a 2nd time(PG) - Episode 10: Tag Duel Shenanigans

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Mostly doing this, because RAEG keeps wanting me to do so.
Also, I'm remembering these episodes off the top of my head(well, how they originally go), except replacing the cast with my own characters. So expect a "made-up" episode.... Or two.

Also, this is only rated PG for mild swearing.

[spoiler=Episode 1 - His name is 'Arm', DA's Mary Sue.]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]So Arm got up out of bed, on time, had breakfast, and even watched the 1st episode of Yugioh GX, all before he left his apartm- Err... He left his home in Palate Town his house and casually walked, no, he got on his Bike and rode to DA.

On his way there, he accidentally ran into some guy with a massive cowboy hat and had a crocodile on his back, with his cards + bike flying all over the place.

Arm, not realizing this was one of his idols(*Were assuming this, because Jaden ran into Yugi; same concept*), apologized and said he was in the middle of the catching a Shiny Pidgey as he rode to DA. Clearly hes so pro that he can multi-task like this.

So as Arm was picking up his cards, which, were in card sleeves of course, as he would probably have a metal breakdown if any of them were damage. ANYWAY.... [s]Jim[/s]"Mysterious person" was all: "Here, you dropped this. Something tells me it belongs with you", and gave Arm the most badass card to ever exist. But we won't get to that, until later. K?

So a little while later, clearly skipping some boring bike-riding + card-picking up scenes, Arm arrived at DA. Belive it or not, but he was still on time. So after signing like a boat-load of papers that makes him un-able to issue lawsuits if anything were to happen to him, he finally entered DA's front door.

Inside, he saw all kinds of kick-ass duels going on, with people running decks that were centered around cards like Legul and Celtic Guardian. Arm found a seat on some of the bleachers, and sat next to this smaller, err.... younger guy(kid?), who introduced himself as Syru- NO! HIS NAME IS CYRUS! WERE RE-USING OLDER CHARACTERS! ...I mean, when Cyrus asked what was up, Arm was saying that he plans to be the next King of the Pirates! .... I think I used that joke before. Screw it. You can't read this from anyone's perspective anyway >___>

So then this one dude behind him who looked like some weird Jetlink knock-off had mentioned that his name was Bastion Mesawa, and that he was one of the School's top students, clearly pointing to the ranking leaderboard, with him being among the top. PLUS FIFTY EGO POINTS FOR BASTION! So then Crowler... Actually, Crowler is pretty badass, so were keeping him in this story.

Crowler decides to single-out Arm, and challenge him to a duel so he can expel him on-the-spot for no apparent reason, as DA has enough Mary Sues to begin with. Oh, and were now skipping ahead a few minutes, so we can have some action going on, and justify this as a Yugioh-Fic.

“LETS DUEL!”, Arm and Crowler shouted in unison(4000/4000)
Arm, like the cool guy that he is, Normal Summons Scrap Beast in Attack Mode.
It appears out of the vortex that the hologram created on the floor, and acts all cool-like, and slightly growls. Arm then sets 2 Spell/Traps facedown to end his turn.

Crowler, like the smug jackass he is, casually draws a card and admires his godly-drawing ability with such awe, its almost as if his hand was sta- OWAIT, ITS GX, ITS A STAPLE THAT PEOPLE STACK THEIR DECKS.
So Crowler makes the most boss move ever, and plays the totally-not-banned-card, Confiscation. He promptly explains that by paying 1K Lifepoints(3000/4000), he can look at the Opponent's hand, and send his/her best card to the Graveyard.

Arm, who gets rather annoyed over this, is all: "Oh for the love of...", and proceeds to press the "Show your good cards to the Opponent" button on his Duel Disk. Crowler, looking at his hand for roughly 5 minutes, is all: "Oh yes, I remember cards like these.... Back in the days of LoB". No seriously, Arm's hand at the moment is Sparks, Monster Reborn, and randomly Remove Trap.
Crowler, all confident and what-not, is all: "I BANISH MONSTER REBORN TO THE GRAVE!". ....So wait, is he Banishing or Discarding it? Since Arm doesn't really care, he simply places it in his Banished pile. Crowler then sets 2 cards Face-Down and, heaven forbid someone doesn't open with this card, plays Heavy Storm.

"HOLD IT!", Arm declares, and informs Crowler that hes activating his 2 set cards: Reckless Greed and Scrapstorm. Scrapstorm lets Arm do stuff involving milling Scrap cards, getting a free draw, and then destroying his own monster. Reckless Greed skips his next Draw Phase, and then lets him draw 2. Crowler, on the other hand, destroys his two set copies of Statue of the Wicked.
As Crowler tells Arm that his statues give him Tokens, he then Tributes them to Summon his 'Ace' card, Ancient Gear Golem. Arm is all: "OMG THIS CARD IS SO BADASS", as he loves giant mechs and what-not. ANYWAY, Crowler's Ego is now through the roof, as hes all: "HA! Your field is now empty, and I proceed to attack you directly!".

Arm doesn't run Gorz, because he takes 3K damage like the manly hero he is(3000/1000). Crowler then ends his turn with a set Spell/Trap, commenting that Arm has little chance to win at this point, despite the fact Arm's role is that of a Mary Sue.
Arm kicks off his following turn by playing Foolish burial, to send some stuff to his Graveyard. He then Normal Summons a copy of Scrap Chimera, and tells Crowler about it's effect. Crowler thinks nothing of this, and comments that neither Chimera or the monster he revived(Scrap Beast) are strong enough to take down his Golem. Arm then explains that Beast is a Tuner monster, and then Synchro Summons for his Ace monster, Scrap Dragon. WERE NOT DOING SUMMONING CHANTS. THOSE ARE OVER-RATED AT THIS POINT.

Crowler then sees that Scrap Dragon's ATK is dangerously close to that of his Gear Golem(by a whole 200), flips his Face-Down card, Solemn Warning, and comments: "Oh what a shame, that you worked so hard to Summon that, too...". Scrap Dragon basically explodes, on the spot, as Crowler explains what Warning does(1000/1000). Arm, who now finds this situation rather humorous, explains that his Dragon is un-effected by this, despite the fact it exploded just now.
"You see, Crowler, even if you negate his Summon and still actually Destroy my Ace, it has a rather hilarious effect. You see, I'm now able to revive a non-Synchro Scrap monster from my Graveyard, and I choose-". As Crowler interrupts Arm and it all: "OK WHAT THE HELL, THIS IS CHEATING!". Arm then tells Crowler to pull out his [s]Pokedex[/s] Konami-Dex, and look up Scrap Dragon. His Dex, in a monotone voice, tells Crowler: "SCRAP DRAGON LAUGHS AT SOLEMN CARDS, YOU DUMBASS, YOU SHOULD HAVE USED IT ON CHIMERA".

So ANYWAY..... Arm then revives his Scrap Golem that he milled earlier, and then promptly uses it's effect. As Arm tells Crowler that he could put an Attack-Position Scrap Goblin on Crowler's side of the field, he tells him that this wouldn't be cool, and Summons it on his side instead.
Arm then tells Crowler that, because hes so cool, runs more then 1 copy of various cards in his deck, and Synchro Summons another copy of his Ace monster, Scrap Dragon. Considering at this point, Arm just sets Remove Trap and uses Dragon's effect to destroy it + Crowler's Gear Golem, Arm then says "Goodbye, Crowler" as Scrap Dragon flies directly at Crowler and explodes, with Arm turning his back to all this. Because cool guys don't look at explosions(0/1000).

So Crowler's "minions" + Cyrus & Bastion welcome Arm to DA, as he was able to beat Crowler.
Over on the Chazz-Bleachers, YES, WERE DOING THIS AGAIN WITH CHAZZ, we see Chazz sitting, looking at the defeated non-Chazz Crowler and the non-Chazz Arm, with a rather annoyed look on his face, which clearly doesn't foreshadow any future duels in any way shape or form at all.
Thus concludes Episode 1, with our implied camera looking at a completely-unrelated sunset off in the distance, just because Pokemon tends to do this as well.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 2 - The Chazzinator]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]I might have forgotten to note this, but in the last episode, it was more of a "try-outs", and Arm just-so-happen to have beaten the main teacher, which clearly won't throw him into some kind of hissey-fit over the whole thing in later episodes.

So on our way over to the [i]ACTUAL[/i] Duel Academe, dubbed "DA" for short, oh and were going by helicopter, in case you were interested.

Upon arrival to Duel Academy, everyone is given a free blazer. Yep, only [i]1[/i] free blazer, completely brand new, entrusted to random 12-15 year olds, as the "You must wear this at all times or else we shoot you"-Blazer, with no washing machines in sight. Yep, seems legit.

Anyway, [s]Cave Johnson[/s]Chancellor appears on the monitor of the appearently-were-now-in-the-main-duel-ring, room, and is explaining to us that he looks forward to a semester of Duel-tastic shenanigans, and other crazy half-asses story plots. ....Wait a minute.

Alright, so a little while later, we see Arm sitting, err... casually leaning against a statue, hanging with Cyrus, all while playing Pokemanz on his newly acquired PDA. Also, yes, were giving all these kids free PDAs, which have absolutely no range to any outside world at all. Yep, totally safe, and avoid of lawsuits.

So then Bastion comes walking by and is all: "Wait, you ended up in the [i]Slifer Red[/i] Dorm?", to which Arm replies that despite the fact they let him go to Obelisk, he [i]chose[/i] to stay in Red. Oh, and they gave him an I.D. card that lets him [s]tresspass[/s]"hang" with Ra and Obelisk students. Oh, and Bastion told Arm that since hes in Red, he gets to live at the Red Dorm, and promptly points in some general direction.

As Bastion leaves, Arm and Cyrus head on over to their respective dorm to see what kind of dump they live in. And to their surprise, IT [i]IS[/i] A DUMP! OH HAPPY DAY!! =D

Yes, Arm is basically going crazy with happyness, that he lives in this kind of place, because it just-so-happens to live right next to the islands [i]ONLY[/i] "Emergency Escape Boat".
Oh, and its a combination motor boat -slash- submarine, if you were interested.

Arm, just because he can, decides to open his room's curtains because this place apparently has no lights in it, and then suddenly, out from the conveniently placed two-person-bunk-with-no-3rd-bed, Arm + Cyrus hear a loud "KOALA!", and then- OH MY GOD, A WHILE KOALA APPEARS!

*Cool Pokemon-Battle transition*
WILD KOALA APPEARED! What will Arm do? *Picks Attack* *Picks Greet* Arm used Greet! ...It wasn't really effective. Koala used talk with the 'new' student. Koala shouted "KOALA!" a few more times. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Arm used Cyrus as a Shield. Cyrus used Flip the bed. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Koala fainted. Arm and Cyrus got 402 exp. Cyrus grew to level 6!

*cough*
Ok, seriously, so Arm and Cyrus met this guy named 'Koala', who, evidently, [i]only[/i] says Koala. But somehow he explained to Arm and Cyrus that because they are Red Dorm students, they are basically bottom of the barrel [s]roll[/s], and are generally looked down upon. HMMMM, SO MAYBE ITS AN IMPLIED RACISM WITH ELITEIST EGO-MANIACS WHO RUN THE ISLAND... MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T? Then again, this is a "childrens show", so all of this will blow right over your heads =D

So after a bit of random sight seeing + Arm eating everyone's dinner at the Red Dorm.... LOOK, NOBODY WANTED TO THEIR FOOD, YET, ARM WAS GRATEFUL ENOUGH TO [s]steal[/s] EAT THEIR FOOD FOR HIM. Oh, and behind the scenes, Cyrus had steak. Koala Koala, Koala, Koala-Food.

And since Arm had advanced the plot, this tirggered his PDA to go off, and was challenged to a duel by Chazz, as Chazz plans to beat non-Chazz-Arm with Chazz' Chazz.dek. Also, he is forcing the winner to forefit their "best" card. ...You know, with that kind of logic, Arm's best card could be Remove Trap for all Chazz knows.

Alright, so at the duel arena, which we clearly skipped a bit of pointless arguments + Chazz boosting his Ego by another 50 points, were finally getting to [url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonsterOfTheWeek"]the main plot of this episode![/url]

"DUEL!"(4000/4000), Chazz and Arm shout in unison, as they activate their respective Duel Disks and draw their opening hands. Oh, and Chazz has Obelisk priority, because hes a rich jackass in this episode. So he starts off by Summoning a monster called "Slipstream Mantra" in Defense Mode, which has a "wopping" 1800DEF. He then sets a spell/trap to end his turn.

Arm, like the cool guy he is, does some kind of overly dramatic draw, and looks at the first card he drew, Scrap Beast, before looking at the rest of his hand, which is as follows: Sparks, Horn of the Phantom Beast, a card called "Scrap Bind", and all the way at the end, is that card [s]Jim[/s]Mystery Guy from Episode 1 gave him, BUT WERE STILL KEEPING IT'S NAME SECRET. YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW IT YET.

So Arm decides to kick off his turn by playing Scrap Bind, which, by discarding a Monster, he can Summon a Scrap monster from his deck, with a level thats 1 higher then the discarded monster. So because that mystery monster is a level 4, Arm can Summon Scrap Golem from his deck. Golem then attacks Chazz' monster, destroying it, and then Chazz is all: "Don't you know that any deck running Reptile monsters is prone to trolling you?"

At this instant, Chazz facedown card, [i]Alien Brain[/i] is activated, which gives Chazz' control of Scrap Golem, and further treats it as a Reptile-Type. Chazz laughs like the ego-centric person that he is, at this point, in Arm's adventure.

Arm tells Chazz that he has yet to actually Normal Summon/Set for the turn, and Normal Summons Scrap Beast, and then sets a Spell/Trap. Arm declares that his turn is Ending, and that Chazz is getting ahead of himself.

Chazz' turn starts off by, because he controls a Reptile-Type monster, he can Special Summon Slipstream Twin-Bow. And when its Summoned this way, the Opponent takes 1K damage(3000/4000), provided, he cant Special Summon other Reptiles this turn. Oh, and it can attack directly, with it's oh-so menacing 1000 ATK.

So Chazz proceeds to attack Arm directly, dealing 1K damage to his Lifepoints(2000/4000), and then hazz Scrap Golem attack Arm's Scrap Beast, to which Arm flips Horn of the Phantom Beast(Beast@2400) -> 2300<2400 -> Chazz' Golem is destroyed, and Arm draws 1 card(Horn of the Unicorn).

In Chazz' Main Phase 2, he plays a card called Slipstream Break, which activates if the Opponent took 2000 or more damage in a single turn from 'Slipstream' monsters, which lets him destroy Arm's Scrap Beast and deal 1000 damage to his Life Points(1000/4000), and Arm draws 1 card(Remove Trap). Chazz then sets a Spell/Trap Slipstream Gearforce(Basically Mirror Force + does 1K burn damage), and ends his turn.

So as Arm proceeds to draw for his turn(Monster Reborn; lol consistent plots), At this moment, some girl named Alexis comes walking in, who we were too lazy to mention at this this point because she doesn't really do anything yet, calls this duel off, as the Obelisk security- Wait, Obelisks have [i]security?[/i] Wait, [i]what?[/i]
*Flipping through legal forms*
Ahhh, [i]now[/i] I see...

Alexis partially yells at Chazz for being oblivious and letting his ego get the better of him, and everyone escapes all Solid Snake style.

Later, outside the dorm, Arm is telling Alexis that he had totally beaten Chazz in that duel, and she proceeds to be all: "NU-UH, U WUZ GONNA LOOSE!". Oh, and Cyrus is with us for some reason. Arm then explains to Alexis, that the card he drew was Monster Reborn, and his turn would go as follows: Reborn on Golem -> It's effect revives Beast -> Synchro for Scrap Twin -> Set Remove Trap -> Destroy Trap + Return Chazz' 2 cards -> Equip [i]Horn of the Unicorn[/i] on Scrap Beast -> Attack directly with 3900 -> Main Phase 2, play Sparks for game.

Alexis, with a sense of: "OH MY GOD, WHO IS THIS REALLY COOL GUY!?", stares at Arm as he runs off with Cyrus, into the night, to go fight crime as Batman or something.
....Wait, wrong cartoon. Instead, it just simply "ends", black screen and everything, totally Sopranos-style.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 3 - We have an Alexis?]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Its a typical day in class, everyone is basically half-asleep, and Alexis is standing up, listing off [i]EVERY. SINGLE. DIFFERENCE. BETWEEN. CARDS-TYPES[/i].

*Throws a Brick at Alexis* SIT DOWN ALREADY! WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR 5 HOURS!

So Crowler is all amazed because hes an Obelisk. Yes, because shes an Obelisk, and nothing else. God, even the teachers are racist, [i]AND[/i] potentially sexist. No wonder I'm re-writing this dump. I mean.... Crowler asks Alexis to sit down(which is stronger then the brick, btw...), and then proceeds to single-out Cyrus by asking him to give a "proper" definition of [i]what a Field Spell is[/i].

...You gotta' be friggin' kidding me.

Cyrus stands up, and proceeds to inform Crowler that no only is his question far-fetched and partially rhitorical, but One Does Not Simply "give a proper definition of what a Field Spell is", and lists off how a Field can range from simply boosting ATK points, to Summoning more monsters, and have generally unique effects that play towards a Duelists specific needs in a Duel, can potentially be game-winning if played right, and ultimatly have many different effects in general that don't contribute to a specific theme, I.E., just letting you Summon Ancient Gear monsters easier, like what Geartown does.

Cyrus [i]THEN[/i] tells Crowler that, if hes such a "professional duelist", then he should explain to the class how Pole Position's innocence is also the reason for many un-intentional loops that will always cause some kind of game-freeze at some point.

Crowler just looks dumfounded, and is all: "Well.. You see... Err... ATK boosting is-"

Cyrus just sits down, all smug-like, with a pair of sunglasses that just hovers over his existing glasses, and just says: "Yea, I thought so". +50 EGO POINTS FOR CYRUS! Oh, and Crowler is obviously an idiot, and Arm laughs at Crowler.

So later on, Crowler is all in a rage over the fact Arm, not Cyrus, made him look like a complete joke in front of the entire school, when it's clearly his own fault for being such a bad teacher. Oh, and he made some kind of fake love letter: Try and expel Arm for no apparent reason, yet again.

So during Gym Class.... NO! WE HAVE NO GYM CLASS. WE SIT ON OUT LAZY FAT-ASSES ALL DAY, AND EAT MC.DONALDS. And as the reader, your probably going "This fic is nuts, and [i]I'm Lovin' it[/i]". So anyway... over at the Slifer Dorm, Arm is still playing Pokemon on his Gameboy, and then Cyrus comes bursting through the door, holding a letter-sized plot device.

"Arm, in order to advance the plot, we are required to go SnoooPING AS usual around the Girl's dorm, so we can get caught, and wind up dueling Alexis", as Cyrus informs Arm about upcoming events.

Koala, in the back(and in bed, of course), is all: "Koala!?", to which Arm replies with: "Your absolutely right, Koala, this story lacks action! So save my data in case I loose this duel with Alxis, and can re-do it."

Arm and Cyrus jump into the air, and the scene they are in basically just shifts to that of the yard of the Girl's Dorm, and they land on the ground again... You know what? This episode has so many things wrong with it, and I'm not talking about the lack of actual content for an episode.

Alright, so Crowler comes out from behind one of the walls, [url="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/now-kiss"]pushing Alexis over to where Arm is, so they can hurry up and Duel[/url], oh, [url="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-you-know-what-i-meanmr-bean-rage-face"]and Crowler clearly know whats really going on[/url]. So Alexis is now enraged by this, as Crowler is forcing her to duel for no apparent reason.

"Alright, fine, I'll duel him!", Alexis shouts. To which Crowler is all: "Fine, then if you win, I'm expelling Arm. Because I can", to which Arm adds "Oh for the love of....".

"DUEL!", Alexis and Arm shout in unison(4000/4000).

Oh, and to make things even more extreme, Alexis and Arm are dueling on top of motor boards, while Charlie Sheen plays rock guitar in the background. ...What? GX had cool themes to it, so can't we have our own?

So Alexis starts off with the first turn, because, you know, Obelisks apparently get priority. So she Normal Summons a monster called "Cyber Mermaid Harmonic"(1200/1800) in Attack Mode, and ends her turn.

Arm draws a card and plays Scrapyard, to which he can Normal Summon Scrap Beast from his deck. He then declares an attack against Alexis' Cyber Mermaid Harmonic, when she activates [i]2 effects[/i] at once. The first, being that Harmonic deals 500 damage to the Opponent(4000/3500) if it battles a monster, and the 2nd, being the effect of "Cyber Mermaid [i]RO-DJ[/i]", which, if a Cyber Mermaid battles an Opponent's monster, you can discard it to prevent both monsters from being destroyed and neither player takes damage from said battle, [i]Then[/i] each player takes 1000 damage(3000/2500) and both players draw 1 card. Arm sets the Spell/Trap he just drew(Horn of the Phantom Beast) to end his turn.

Alexis starts off by commenting that because Arm loves to play Sparks so much, so why doesn't she help him out? And she plays a Spell card called "Mermaid Tears". This obscure plot device lets it's controller declare any card name, and both players take a cop of it from their respective decks and add it to their hands. If only 1 player can do so, then your whole hand goes to the bottom of your deck during the same chain. And if both players can, then it's controller draws 1 card.

So of course, both Alexis and Arm add a copy of Sparks to their hands, to which Alexis draws 1 more card(Polymerization) and proceeds to play her copy of Sparks(3000/2300).

Alexis [i]then[/i] proceeds to play a copy of Polymerization, to fuse her Cyber Mermaids Harmonic, Hatsumeh, and Silver, to Fusion Summon "High-Grade Cyber Mermaid - Atlantian"(1600/3000), and equips it with a card called "Aquatic Bubble-Barrier", and then declares an attack against Arm's Scrap Beast.

As Alexis tells Arm that Bubble Barrier gives her Mermaid a once-per-turn battle-destruciton immunity, Arm, who clearly doesn't want his monster destroyed, flips his set Horn of the Phantom Beast and equips it to Scrap Beast(Beast@2400), to which Alexis' responds that Arm took the bait. Alexis then informs Arm that when her mermaid battles, she takes no damage, and Arm takes [i]double[/i] the Battle Damage she would have taken, for a wopping 1600 damage(3000/700). Add to it, she also says that if a monster survives a battle with said Bubble-Barrier, the Opponent takes 500 damage(3000/200). Oh, and her Mermaid can't make direct attacks. Alexis ends her turn.

As Arm draws for his turn, he set a random Spell/Trap and then Normal Summons Scrap Chimera, which in turn, revives Scrap Beast. As Arm Synchro Summons his Ace monster, Alexis tells Arm that if he destroys the equipped monster, all the cards in his Graveyard are returned to the bottom of his deck, and would prevent him from recovering in the even she destroys his dragon(Her hand has a conveniently placed Raigeki in it). So Arm does the only logical move, and destroys her Mermaid by destroying his [i]set Pot of Greed[/i]. By doing so, Arm's Graveyard goes to the bottom of his deck. Arm then declares a direct attack of Alexis with Scrap Dragon(200/200).

As Alexis says that Arm can't win at this point, as she is still standing, Arm reminds me that he still has a copy of [i]Sparks[/i] in his hand, and proceeds to play it. Apon doing so, a Charmander appears and does an Emberattack against Alexis, winning the duel(0/200).

So afterwords, Crowler uses his jetpack to fly off, and Alexis forgets about the whole thing.
Yea, were making the ending a little half-assed, but the plot is rather perverted if you think about it, and its best that we never look back on this again... Except just to remember Arm's awesome win with Sparks.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 4 - All the colors of the Megazord]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Nothing happens for about 5 minutes.

Sorry, I was busy using my ninja powers to break into the YCM archive, and dig out Chazz' old deck. With that accomplished, I can actually turn on the TV, and we can watch this episode.

Apparently we need naval carriers and a freakin' swat team, just to deliver a whole one...Yes, a whole [i]ONE[/i] suitcase full of "Rare", not Super, Ultra, or Secret, just [i]Rare[/i] cards.

So by the time said cards arrive at DA, its basically the equivalent of what you would find at Comic Con, or the outside of a Sneak Preview event. Yes, a swarm of fans who want your merchandise, and are on the brink of trying to break inside and steal everything. Yep, seems legit.

As the garage door opens to let everyone inside... Wait a minute, were missing something here.

[i]EARLIER TODAY:[/i] Arm helps this woman(he doesn't know her name yet) push her truck up a hill, un aware of the fact she is the one who owns the store, and she thinks that Arm is the car repair guy. Yea, apparently maintenance dudes wear red. ...Sure.

Oh, and everyone had a written test about their favorite color of shiny. But none of that is important, and Bastion just stands up and convinces everyone that this is pointless, and that the card shop has a new shipment. So, yea... Its basically Bastion that triggers everyone's zombie mode, despite the fact he doesn't want any(good, hes smart).

Arm and Cyrus are still at class for some reason while this goes on, and are the last ones to leave for said cards. Look, Cyrus is a poetic genus and Arm wanted to give his appreciation of the color purple. So that's an excuse I'm giving you, for why they are late.

[i]PRESENT TIME(again):[/i] As the garage door opens to let everyone inside, apparently Crowler was able to teleport inside and steal all the cards from the [i]one[/i] suitcase, all in the time span of about point-three seconds. Oh, and he stands by the empty case just to make everyone feel like crap that he stole them all. Why we have a "First come, first serve" policy, is beyond me. Oh, and stealing is legal. .....At least for the teachers.

So when Arm and Cyrus arrive at the store, they are somewhat shocked that all the reprints were- Ok, so maybe that suitcase had value to it. [i]ANYWAY[/i] Arm asks the counter-girl if they have any card packs left, and she apparently has 1 pack left, titled "B& cards R' Us". Arm and Cyrus are both dumbfounded at how such a card pack was left, and all the reprints had priority over it. Arm gives Cyrus the card pack, because hes generous and stuff.

Then suddenly.... A WILD DORTHY APPEARS! No, seriously, she was just sitting under the counter, and is all: "Hey! Your that car repair man!" So after Arm and Dorthy introduce themselves, she gives Arm a pack of cards called: "Important Plot Devices", as he helped her with the truck.

Meanwhile, Chazz is yelling at some dumb non-Chazz "friends" of his, because they didn't get any Chazz-cards to help Chazz improve his Chazz.dek. And then Crowler appears, out of nowhere, and is all: "SUP CHAZZ! I HAVE STOLEN CARDS THAT CAN HELP ADVANCE THE PLOT! HERE, TAKE THEM!"

....Wait, Crowler is helping [i]Chazz[/i] advance the plot? Shame that Chazz doesn't get promoted to a main character yet.

So now, in the actual duel arena where everyone and there grandma is, because of random field tests were doing.... Look, Shepard complains that we don't let backgrounders have any fun. So we need to at least give them [i]some[/i] screentime. Oh, and Crowler decided to rig the duel by having Chazz duel Arm, and apparently Crowler is aware of the duel that Chazz and Arm had earlier, despite the fact he wasn't actually there. Add to it, this is actually a high stakes duel. Meaning if Arm wins, he can be promoted to a Ra Yellow. Well, jacket wise, really...

"DUEL!", Arm and Chazz shout at the same time.
Arm gets the first turn of the duel... WHATS THIS!? OBELISK PRIORITY IS GONE!? HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE!? Anyway, Arm is amazed by his first draw, and is all: "Hey! I drew my 'secret' card!" and proceeds to Normal Summon it [i]in Defense Position[/i]. Out of nowhere, Arm just Summons a monster by the name of [i][b]Chain Dog![/b][/i] Yes people, it's the moment we have all been waiting for.
Arm simply ends his turn, like the boss he is.

Chazz is all: "WHAT THE HELL!? SINCE WHEN DO YOU RUN CHAIN DOG!?", and Arm explains that he has had it since episode 1, but never actually played. Also, its a "Spirit" card, so it gets draw-priority, and tends to be the among the first set of cards you draw. So Spirit cards always get stacked.

Anyway, Chazz plays a card called: "Plot-Device Hammer-Stack", which lets him shuffle all of the cards in his hand, except his Call of the Haunted, into his deck, and add Frontline Base, V-#Tiger Claw, W-Wing Catapult, X-Head Cannon, Y-Dragon Head, and Z-Metal Tank to his hand.

Cyrus, out in the audience, flips a table because of how idiotically designed that card is.

So of course, Chazz does such a cool move by playing V-#Tiger -> Frontline -> W-Wind, and then Banishes them for VictoryWinner-#Tiger Catapult. Chazz then tells Arm that by discarding his Y-Dragon Head, he can force Arm's Chain Dog into Attack Mode. Chazz then attacks it with a bunch of missiles(4000/3300). Chazz sets a card, and ends his turn.

Arm draws into Scrapstorm, and plays Scrapyard, to Normal Summon Scrap Beast from his Deck. He Normal Summons it, and sets Scrapstorm. His turn ends.

Chazz is all cool-like at this moment, and plays X-Head Cannon -> Frontline Base into Z-Metal Tank, and then uses Call of the Haunted to revive Y-Dragon Head. Chazz [i]COULD[/i] win at this moment, but no, hes a dumbass. So Chazz Banishes his newly Summoned monsters to Special Summon XtremeY-u-soZoomy-DragonCannon. He then informs Arm that his monsters can combine [i]once more[/i], and Special Summons his Ace monster, the infamous VWXYZ-Ultrazord!

Arm is now in a state of awe, at how badass this monster is. Oh, and Chazz now uses it's effect to target + Banish Arm's Scrap Beast, but since Arm is aware that he would loose his monster anyway, flips Scrapstorm to ends up putting it in the Grave, rather then having it Banished.Oh, and it lets Arm draw a card + add Scrap Chimera to his hand, via the effect of Beast.

Chazz declares a direct attack, and Arm takes a wopping 3K damage(4000/300), and Chazz ends his turn. And Crowler, up in the viewing box with Shepard, is all: "HA! ARM WILL FINALLY LOOSE INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! EYEM A GENUS!". Before Chazz ends his turn, sets a Spell/Trap called "Zero Out".

So with Arm's next turn, and realizing that Chazz is relatively defenseless, decides to go about things differently. Arm proceeds to Normal Summon Scrap Chimera, which revives Scrap Beast. At this moment, Chazz flips his set-card, Zero Out, which inflicts 1000 damage to the Opponent if they Summon a declared monster(he calls Scrap Dragon), and if Zero Out itself is destroyed, the Opponent cannot activate card effects of the declared monster, until the End Phase.

Arm then tells Chazz that Scrap Dragon isn't the [i]only[/i] cool boss monster that his deck contains, and tells him that because he controls 2 Beast-Type monsters, he can revive his Chain Dog. At this moment, he overlays his 3 monsters- WHATS THIS!? [i]ANOTHER[/i] MONSTER FROM THE FUTURE!? So Arm Xyz Summons the infamous [i]Verz Ouroboros[/i].

Arm now tells Chazz that Once per turn, he can choose 1 of it's various effects, as long as the same effect isn't used more then once. So by detaching his Scrap Beast, he returns VWXYZ-Ultrazord to Chazz' Extra Deck, and then proceeds to attack Chazz directly(1250/300), and Arm ends his turn.

Chazz draws Battle Fader, and plays a card called: "Elite stacking", which, if he controls no cards, can place a monster from his deck ontop of his deck, and chooses Caius the Shadow Monarch, and proceeds to end his turn. Chazz is now thinking he can use this to stall long enough to draw into Caius, and Banish itself for game.

Apon Arm drawing a card, Chazz is all: "HA! You can't stop my next play, as my Fader-" Arm interrupts Chazz with: "Yea, I'm real happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but Verz Ouroboros is one of the most awesome cards. Of all time", and then tells Chazz that it has another effect, to detach a material and discard Chazz' Fader. At this moment, Ouroboros basically eats whats left of Chazz' Lifepoints, and Arm is declared the winner.

So people congratulate him and stuff, go to promote him to Ra and what-not, but Arm refuses because the Slifer dorm is actually the safest spot on the island, would rather not risk getting his stuff stolen.

Morale of the story: Red makes you go faster.
How that relates to anything, I don't even know.
Oh, and Shepard gave Arm a congratulatory Big Mac from McDonalds, and gave him a 20$ check to Chuck-E-Cheeses.
....
Sure.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 5.6 - Darkdarkdarkdark]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]This "special" begins with Alexis reminiscing about her brother infront of this abandoned dorm. And at the same time, Arm n' friends are telling eachother stories, one of which, just so happens to be about this abandoned dorm.

HEY EVERYONE! MEET PROFESSOR BANNER! HES AN INFAMOUS SIDE-CHARACTER WHO WE FORGOT TO MENTION A FEW CHAPTERS BACK! He likes cats, and trolls the Red students for lulz.
So yea, Banner was the one who told us about our next duel location.

Meanwhile.... Crowler is up to his old tricks again and gets this dude named "Panic". ...Actually hes Panic [i]Jr[/i]., as Panic eventually got married and now lives a happy life. Sometime later, he had a son. And he grew up and got the same job as his dad: Professional terrorist.

So anyway, he gets New-Panic to go and terrorize Arm so that he leaves the island. Crowler is really desperate, you can tell. Oh, and Crowler bribed him with hot chicks, I mean, Alexis, if he gets the job done. YES, WERE PUTTING AN AWKWARD SPIN ON THIS STORY TO POTENTIALLY MAKE IT MORE "INTERESTING".

Alright, so after Arm, Cyrus, and Koala(Yes, they dragged Koala with them) were wandering through the [s]everfree(w/e)[/s] Forest, they stumbled apon this abandoned dorm type thing, and are obligated to walk inside. But first, they read a conveniently placed sign right infront, which reads: "Panic was here, Arm is a looser. Oh, and I stole Alexis, so that forces you to come rescue her".

Arm facepalms and is all: "Oh for the love of...", and proceeds to casually walk inside the dorm. No, he doesn't run. Why would I? I mean nothing bad can ever happen with this tall muscular dude in a trench coat and a 14 year old- .... Damn it, this plot is all kinds of wro- THEY ARE HAVING A TEA PARTY AND EATING DOUGHNUTS[/4kids]

When Arm finally walked all the way to the dorm's basement, which is roughly 5 feet below sea level, hes all: "ALRIGHT VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK, I'M HERE TO RESCUE [url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotDevice"]ALEXIS![/url]", and Panic informs Arm that hes trapped Alexis in some kind of "shadow tomb" because her soul- DAMN IT, THIS EPISODE!

Arm, at this moment, is threatening to burn to script. Yes, he can do that, because this fic never had a 4th wall to begin with. Koala then suggests to Arm that he should just duel Panic already so we can end this episode, all in various tones of the word "Koala". Cyrus already left, and is happily playing Starfox back at the Red Dorm.

Panic now tells Arm that if he ever wants to see Alexis again, he needs to defeat him in some kind of duel, and must win without any catapults. Which totally makes sense, considering Jaden had used Dark [i]Catapulter[/i].

"DUEL!", both Arm and Panic shout at the same time, and their respective duel disks go to 4000 Lifepoints(4000/4000).
Panic kicks off the duel by Summoning Rigged-Roulette Queen in attack mode(900/1400?), and uses her effect to give her 1000 more ATK. He ends his turn there, without any backrow of some kind.

Arm's turn starts off by reminding Panic that the ATK boost of his Queen lasts until the End Phase, and Panic makes a total derp-face over his idiotic move. So Arm goes right on ahead and Summons Reborn Tengu and has it run over his Roulette Queen. No, really, it actually gets in a car and rams Panic's monster.(3200/4000)

Panic now informs Arm that when his Roulette Queen is destroyed, he can Summon another from the deck, and [url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotDevice"]this effect[/url] only happens once-per-duel. Arm sets 2 Spell/Traps and ends his turn.

Panic now plays the Field Spell Pandamonium, and Arm comments: "Oh, so this guy likes Field Spells too, huh?", and then Panic is all: "OH WHY YES! I ESPECIALLY LOVE HOW BADASS THIS ONE LOOKS!", and the entire scenery around them becomes what is the equivalent of [i]The Devil's Machine[/i] from Mother 3(3, right?), and Normal Summons a monster called Rigged-Roulette Tarotking(2000/1000), and uses his Queen's effect to give it an additional 1000, setting it at 3000.

As Panic now declares an attack against Arm's Tengu with his Tarotking, Arm activates his set [url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotDevice"]Sakutestu Armor[/url](the anime does this too, shoosh), but then Panic declares that his monster [url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotPoint"]has a counter-effect[/url], which lets him flip a coin, and if it lands on a 2 or a 5, then Arm's card is destroyed. The coins lands on "Left Foot or Green", which translates to a 2, and thus, Arm looses both his Sakutesu Armor [i]and[/i] Reborn Tengu(3200/2700).

Arm is now annoyed, at how such a move even makes sense, that thinking about it just gives him a headache. And no, not even his Konami-Dex could save him. Add to it, Arm then tells Panic that his Tengu lets him Summon another one from [i]le deck.[/i] Panic sets a Spell/Trap and ends his turn.

For Arm's turn, he activates the Spell card Terraforming. Panic is all: "WTF IS THAT CARD!?", and Arm is all: "Wait, you run Fields but [i]never heard of[/i] Terraforming? Wait, what?", and Arm adds Geartown to his hand. Next, Arm proceeds to Normal Summon Scrap Beast, Tunes it with his Reborn Tengu, and Summons his Ace monster, Scrap Dragon.

Panic, thinking he can win this, is all: "Strong monster, would be a shame if anything were to happen to it", looking at his set [i]Hate Buster[/i](It would be gg, if Arm actually attacked first). But then, Arm proceeds to activate his copy of Geartown, and the entire scenery around them becomes this incredibly mechanical cityscape, with gears and spotlights all over the place, in a rather chaotic and futuristic way.

Panic is now like: "Looks like you wasted the chance to get the benefit of having an easier Normal Summon of an Ancient Gear monster", to which Arm replies with: "Not quite", and then declares the activation of his Dragon's effect, with Panic interrupting him and going: "NU UH! MY KING'S EFFECT LETS ME-", as Arm follows up with: "My targets, are your set Spell/Trap and my Field Spell".

As Scrap Dragon uses it's appeasement psychic powers to collect two chunks of spare parts out of nowhere, and throw them at the targeted cards, which destroys them, btw, Arm then tells Panic that his Geartown's effect activates, and lets him Summon his Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon from his deck. And then, Arm has both of his monsters attack Panic's monsters: Gadjiltron -> King / Scrap -> Queen, and Panic takes a total of 2900 damage(300/2700). Arm sets a Spell/Trap and ends his turn.

But before he does so, Panic tells Arm that his Rigged-Roulette Desu-Rook is a quick-effect, and by discarding it, he can revive his Taroking.

So now on Panic's turn, he goes Super Sayain and says that hes now entered his rage-mode. AND IN RAGE MODE, PANIC TALKS IN ALL CAPS. PANIC'S TURN STARTS OFF BY TRIBUTING HIS TAROTKING FOR 'RIGGED-ROULETTE TOTALLYNOTSUMMONEDSKULL, ELECTIRCAL SKULL-THEMED-FIEND-MONSTER' WHICH HAS A WOPPING 2500 ATK. But according to Panic, IT LETS HIM FREELY DESTROY STUFF BECAUSE IT CAN, and runs over Arm's Gadjiltron, also it causes Arm a random amount of damage(300/1485.6). Panic ends his turn, again, with another made-up play that somehow makes sense.

Arm is now: "Ok, this is getting old...", simply draws, and has Scrap Dragon run over Panic's 'Rigged-Roulette [really-long-card-name]', and claims the victory(0/1485.6)

Afterwords, Panic escapes in his Batmobile, and Arm was able to save Alexis.
Oh, and on the way out, Alexis thanked Arm because she also found some stock-photo of her missing brother, clearly not foreshadowing anything, and became happy-like.

Back at the Red Dorm, Arm basically flops all over the couch and tells Cyrus not to bother him, as he was up all night dueling Panic. Cyrus just says: "K", and goes back to watching re-runs of Yugioh GX. Oh, and Koala made it back with Jaden, except he goes over to the kitchen and makes himself a grilled cheese.

YAY! EVERYONE IS SAFE!
...Except Crowler, because he couldn't have gotten away with it, because of this meddling main-character.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 7 - CYRUS GETS MORE SCREENTIME!?]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]HOLY CRAP! WE GOT ACTION ALREADY!?

No seriously, a bunch of security agents, all crammed into a single [s]clown car[/s]jeep go rushing towards the Red Dorm. Why? Because despite the fact Crowler forced Arm n' friends to go to the Abandoned dorm, he [i]ALSO[/i] wanted to blackmail them with the fact they actually ventured into unknown territory. Crowler, you son-of-a.....

"OPEN UP! ITS THE POLICE!", said security guys say, as they are banging on Arm's door, trying to arrest him for something only Crowler cares about. "'EFF THE POLICE!", Cyrus says.

So after some shenanigans of Arm + Cyrus being sent to Shepard's interrogation room- Wait a minute, he actually has one of these? The hell?

SO [i]ANYWAY[/i], Crowler, like the typical troll he is, convinces Shepard that Arm + Cyrus should duel, in a "totally-not-rigged-at-all" duel, in which if they win... This little incident at the dorm- HEY! ARM WAS SAVING ALEXIS FROM SOME PEDOPHILE, YOU JACKASS! So if Cyrus + Arm can beat said Opponents, they get to go free. NO, NOT FROM THE ISLAND, THEY GET TO ESCAPE PUNISHMENT. But if they loose, they get expelled. Damn it, Crowler, y u do dis?

Later that day, Koala is in Shepard's office and is all: "Koala, Koala koala.... Koala!" over the fact he should replace Cyrus in the tag duel, only for Alexis to come in and interrupt Koala with an oh-so typical: "YO KOALA, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I WAS THE BEST PLOT DEVICE FOR THE ABANDONED DORM, OF ALL TIME!". Shepard just facepalms, and tells Alexis + Koala that they aren't part of this mini-series, and that Arm + Cyrus are the ones that the plot needs in order to advance.

Meanwhile, at the Red Dorm, Arm and Cyrus are looking over their cards and trying to "prep" their respective decks for the upcoming duel. Actually, no, only Arm is. Cyrus is just casually leaning back in a conveniently placed office-chair.

"Aren't you at all concerned over the upcoming tag duel?" Arm asks, to which Cyrus' neck extends slightly and says "Nope", to which Arm adds: "You sure?", and then Cyrus simply says: "Eeyup." and goes back to lazily being chillax-like. So Arm has this oh-so-brilliant idea to duel Cyrus and get him more motivated so he can be more entertaining for the audience.

"Cyrus, its like your not even trying!", Arm informs Cyrus. "Why should I? I'm not a main character" Cyrus says, as Arm adds: "But its a [i]TAG-DUEL[/i]! We [i]both[/i] share the spotlight! Hell, even right now your getting screentime!". "Nope, I'm just a plot device, as of now" Cyrus says, as both of them activate their respective Duel Disks.

"DUEL!", both Arm and Cyrus shout in unison, as their respective Lifepoints both go to 4000.(4000/4000)

"And I'm sure your opening hand is even stacked in an idiotic manner as well, Am I right, Arm? Hell, I'll even give you the opening move, just to prove this." Cyrus says, in a rather annoyed toned.

Arm looks at his hand, trying his hardest to Pokerface.jpg his way out of this.

Arm starts off his turn by Normal Summoning Reborn Tengu, and setting 2 Spell/Traps.

"See, this is what I'm talking about. Your set cards are obviously Horn of the Phantom Beast, and Compulsory Evacuation Device", says Cyrus. And again, forces Arm to go all Pokerface.jpg

Cyrus kicks off his move by [i]Special Summoning[/i] Victory Machine Red(2300/1500), which can be freely Special Summoning if you control no other cards, but you cant Summon other monsters while its on the field. Add to it, when its Summoned, it destroys 1 Spell or Trap on the field, and Cyrus proceeds to target the set-card on the left, and is all: "Thats right, I'm targeting your set Horn of the Phantom Beast!", to which it destroys just that. Arm, at this moment, "Oh for the love of..."

"I don't really see the point in attacking, so I'm just going to set a Spell/Trap to end my turn", says Cyrus.

And Alexis, up on some nearby cliff, are all: "Come on Cyrus! This episode is all [i]you![/i]BELIVE IN YOURSELF!". "....Koala!", Koala adds.

"No Cyrus, belive in [i]me[/i], who belives in [i]you[/i]!" Arm says.

"OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT, MAIN CHARACTER" Cyrus adds.

Cyrus, y u so jelly...

Arm Normal Summons Scrap Chimera, and tunes for his Ace, Scrap Dragon, to which he also Summons another Reborn Tengu from his deck. As Arm declares the activation of his Dragon's effect, Cyrus declares that he activates his set card, which is a card that goes by the name of "Robot Wreckage". Cyrus then proceeds to tell us that this card lets him destroy both his Victory Machine Red and Arm's Scrap Dragon to take damage equal to Arm's monster, and then draw 5 cards.(1200/4000)

"Cyrus, your being careless with your plays!" Arm says, and then revives his Scrap Beast to which he tunes for another Scrap Dragon using Beast + Tuner.

"Arm I?" Cyrus says, as Arm declares a direct attack with his Scrap Dragon.

"Victory Machine Red has [i]yet another[/i] ability" Cyrus interrupts Arm's play with, and explains that by Banishing it in the Grave when he takes a direct attack, he can switch the attacking monster to Defense Mode and gain 800 Lifepoints.(2000/4000). Arm ends his turn.

Cyrus draws, and tells Arm that he drew a card called "Victory Impact", and it if he discarded 5 "Victory Machine" monsters, to which he reveals his hand is full of them, the Opponent takes 5000 damage, and he can then draw 3 cards. But instead, Cyrus just walks off and tells Arm that if he wishes to know whats bugging him, then he should consult his brother. Duel is canceled because of this, btw....

Arm is all: "Cyrus...." and does a heavy sigh.

Alexis then tells Arm: "Whelp, looks like you just unlocked your first side-quest. And this one seems rather difficult at that...", to which Koala just adds: "Koala, Koala."

Arm just looks off into the distance like a cool Hero-Type, and the episode ends as such.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 8 - Our 2nd main character: Cyrus]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]You know, if the title doesn't spoil this episode for you, then I don't know what will...

So we last left off our Hero, Arm, he was in the process of apparently filling out like 20-40 forms that let you request a duel to someone of a higher rank. ONCE AGAIN, WE IGNORE THE FACT ARM HAS THAT VIP-PASS.... I mean.... Alexis had mentioned earlier, in some part I forgot to tell you about, that if he wants to start this side-quest, all he has to do is challenge [s]Zane[/s][i]Lance[/i] to a duel.

YES, PEOPLE, I'M DEAD SERIOUS(and at RAEG's request). CYRUS' BROTHER IS LANCE THE DRAGON CHAMPION. Except in this dimension, he uses children's card games to prove his skill. But that doesn't mean he doesn't get a Fan-Fic.dek

So meanwhile, in some office, with Arm filling out all these un-necessary forms, Crowler comes running up with a flamethrower, burns the stack of papers, and is all: "Problem, protagonist?", to which Arm replies: "WHAT THE HELL MAN!? YOU CAN'T GO SPY-CHECKING IN THIS OFFICE! HELL, I DOUBT THE SPY CAN EVEN TURN INTO A STACK OF PAPERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"I guess your right. But that doesn't mean I can't force you out of this office in order to provide more boring screentime for the audience", Crowler says. "Oh for the love of..." Arm replies, to which he then leaves the office in a casual/annoyed manner.

So anyway....

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2APuxubWSmE&feature=relmfu]ONCE APON A TIME, ARM WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST WHEN-[/url] .... No seriously, Koala is just sitting up in a tree for some reason, glueing Koala-heads to all his cards, and making edits to them with a sharpie.
Actually, I'm not going to lie to you. [i]Everyone[/i] on this island basically does the same, except Arm.

Arm: [ForeverAlone.jpg].
Narrator: God, I'm having too much fun with this episode.
(Wait, we have a narrator now?)

So after Koala informed Arm that if he just walks up to Lance, it triggers the random-battle-event, and [i]forces[/i] him into a duel, without having to use any idiotic forms of some kind, all by simply saying: "Koala". Also, while this is going on, Cyrus is attempting to escape with the island's only Escape-Boat, because he knows the fic doesn't need him.

Oh, and when Arm finally made it to the Blue Dorm, since he was SnoooPING AS usual, and trying to get Lance to duel him, he was being trolled by some random Blue students outisde. "Come on! I need to battle Lance in order to provide this episode with a fic!", Arm said, to which one of the Blue student's was all: "Who's soaking wet and clueless?" -> *Throws bucket of water on Arm* -> "You are!", which is what one of the Blue-guys did, because they told Arm that he needs to fill out those 4 million forms first, before he can go onto Blue territory.

As Arm was now back at the Red Dorm... Apparently he teleports(?), he finds that Cyrus is missing, and that Koala pointed out that he left a note saying he was trying to abandon the fic, and would gladly let Arm interrupt him because Lance is also at his same location.

-Later-

So after some crap of Lance informing Arm that hes being selfish, and not letting the fic have a goofy side-character, and that Koala didn't count, he agreed to duel Arm. Also, its now like 12:00 at night, clearly out of reach of DA's security. Oh, and Lance + Arm n' Friends are out by DA's pier, so nobody can see them for some reason.

"DUEL!", both Arm and Lance shout in unison, and their respective Lifepoint Meters both go to 4000.

Arm has the opening move, and proceeds to Normal Summon Scrap Beast in Attack Mode, and sets 1 Spell/Trap to end his turn.

Lance kicks off his turn, in a total Jaden-manner, and is basically throwing cards out at random. No really, he draws, and it just-so-happens to be a level 5 monster called "Tini-Dragon", with a Cyber Dragon clause, of course, also it has 1800ATK. Lance then tells Arm that it has an ability to change his Beast to Defense mode. Add to it, Lance then plays Spacy Typhoon, because in order to be a threatning boss-character at this point, hes required to stack a few. So he Typhoons Arm's set Compulsory, and then proceeds to have his Dragon run over Arm's Scrap Beast. Also, his Dragon has an ability that inflicts 1000 damage to a player if it destroys a monster in Defense. (4000/3000)

During Lance's 2nd Main Phase, he plays a card called "Conveniently placed Plot Device", to which, in 2 turns, he can freely activate or Summon any 1 card from his Hand, Deck(Extra included) or Graveyard.

For Arm's turn, he plays Geartown, and then does an obligatory Scrap Chimera -> Scrap Dragon + Gadjiltron Dragon play, figuring he can make a game-winning push this early. So as Arm declares a direct attack with his 2 monsters, Lance uses the Graveyard-effect of his Tini-Dragon, and can Banish it to switch a direct-attacking monster to Defense -> Gadjiltron in Defense. And Lance takes 2800. Arm ends his turn. (1200/3000)

Apon Lance's following turn, and declaring: "Since my field just-so-happens to have no cards on it, I can freely throw more onto it", and Summons another Tini-Dragon he just-so-happened to have drew into. He then plays [i]Banish[/i] Reborn to revive his Tini-Dragon from the Banished pile, and plays the oh-so-11/10 card, Polymeriation to fuse his Dragons into Air-Dragon(ATK@2500), and when it's Summoned, all Attack-Position monsters on the Opponent's side are switched to Defense, and he draws 1 per monster switched. His Air-Dragon then proceeds to run over both of Arm's monsters, and it basically has the same damage-effect as it's previous monster did, so Arm takes 2000 (1200/1000), and Lance ends his turn. Also, Arm was able to revive his Scrap Beast.

With Arm's next turn, he sets Scrap Goblin and Scrapstorm, to end his turn, since in order to actually take damage, his monsters have to destroy ones in battle, and since all his cards are Defense-Mode-centric, a Marshmallon is ideal for this.

When Lance draws a card for his turn, 2 things happen: 1, Arm uses Scrapstorm to mill Scrap Golem, draw 1, and then add the Chimera to his hand, and the 2nd, is Lance's Plot-Device-Card. But first, he chains De-Fusion to Arm's Scrapstorm in order to split his Air-Dragon into two, [i]NOW[/i] the effect of his Plot-Device-card activates, and it activates... A Card by the name of "Ultra Rage-Mode".

"Ultra Rage-Mode" is basically the same as Polymer, except it can fuse any monster into any Fusion monster, provided, the fusion makes sense. Add to it, it gives the Summoned monster + 8000 ATK and Piecing damage, to which Arm basically jaw-drops over how idiotic this is.

Lance fuses his three Tini-Dragons to form [i]his[/i] Ace monster, "Nite-Dragon - Triple"(3000ATK -> 11,000ATK), and proceeds to run over Arm's only monster, in a rather anti-climactic way. (1200/0).

So Koala and Alexis are all: "OMG ARM LOST!", and Lance walks away all cool like, but turns around and says: "Cyrus, you have good friends here. Stop being idiotic, and you will get screentime.", and then continues walking back to the Blue Dorm, and Alexis follows him for some reason.

Also, Arm thanks Lance for the awesome duel.
Arm gets a +50 Ego Boost
Lance gets a +100 Ego Boost.

Arm, Cyrus, and Koala go running back to the Red Dorm, because it's grilled cheese day.
Mmmmm..... Grilled Cheese...

Oh, and Cyrus was promoted from side-character to Main Character. Because that upcoming tag-duel needs at least 2 Mains for each team.[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 9 - An episode written in Koala? Sure, why not!]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]First off, I'm joking... for the most part. I mean what kind of fic would this be if the [i]entire[/i] episode was written in 'Koala'?

So this episode begins with Arm casually sitting under some tree, playing his oh-so-awesome Gameboy, and catching more Pokemon, as usual, and suddenly.... A WILD CYRUS APPEARS!

"Arm, we aren't the focus of this episode!" Cyrus says, "WHAT!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?" Arm adds, to which Cyrus replies with "Yea, this episode is about our friend Koala, and his Dad, who's name is KOALA, spelled in caps of course, has come to try and force Koala off of this island!".

You know, he could just use the Slifer's escape boat.
Anyway, Arm and Cyrus head over to the Red dorm and see that Koala is sobbing while hes packing this bag of his, with a bunch of his things. Arm and Cyrus question whats up, to which Koala informs them that his dad came and wants to bring him home, due to the fact his apparent grades in all the subjects he doesn't like, are terrible, and that he should come home and work for his Dad's beer(THIS ISN'T 4KIDS, DAMN IT) company, by simply saying: "Koala...".

"Koala, Koalakoalakoala... Koala! Koala!" - KOALA explains to Banner that Koala would be better off without this idiotic fic, and that he would be much better as a self-inserted character in this other Fic titled: "Koalaman! Drunken Superhero of Australia!"
[spoiler=Fan-Fic-Ception - Koalaman! Drunken Superhero of Australia!"]
tl;dr - Koalaman gets drunk, saves the girl, and everyone is happy.[/spoiler]

So after some nonsense of pure filler and Arm + Cyrus getting screentime, Koala has to duel KOALA. And if Koala looses, then he goes home with his dad, to work [s]as a slave[/s] at his beer company. Oh, and overnight Cyrus gave Koala a card called: "Mann-Co Kangaroo", and then Arm gave Koala a Fusion-monster called: "Saxton Koala". But unknown to them, KOALA was SnoooPING AS usual and was spying on their intelegence while this was going on. WAIT A MINUTE, KOALA(his Dad) IS FROM THE BLU TEAM!? OH HELL NO...

Also, I forgot to mention, earlier today Banner tells Arm and Cyrus that KOALA wanted Koala to join DA because KOALA is like this god-tier duelist, and he wanted his son to be like him, in terms of card-skill. And this leads to Arm and Cyrus being forced to go assist Koala in terms of plot devices and sequences of events, to prepare him for said duel.
Speaking of which....

"KOALA!", Both KOALA and Koala shout in unison, as their Duel Disks both go to 4000.

Also, we are now inside of the Red Dorm's Dojo-styled dueling arena. Oh, and you can't wear shoes here. Just cuz'
"Wait a minute, will people even be able to understand this next segment of the fic?" Arm says, to which Banner replies with: "I would add subtitles, but the budget for the Slifer Dorm is roughly 5$ the whole episode."

....But we just had a giant Dragonite emerge from a Baysplosion in the last epi- "FIVE. DOLLARS.", Banner interrupts the narrator as such.

Koala has the first move- "Koala Koala Koala, Koala!" and a card called Desu Koala is Normal Summoned to his field in Attack Mode(@1100). "KOALA! Koala Koala...", KOALA tells Koala, about his random mis-play, and then Koala ends his turn.

"KOALA!" KOALA shouts as he draws a card, "Koala, KOALA!" KOALA says, as he Normal Summons a card called [url=http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dizzy_Tiger]Maibalzareitchee, Drunk-Tiger[/url](@1800ATK), has it get into a truck, and run over Koala's Desu Koala, and then KOALA ends his turn(4000/3300)

Now for Koala's turn, "Koala!" he says, and plays a card called "Koala Dance Party", and it lets him revive his Desu Koala, and then Summon another monster of the same name from his Deck, to which he does so. "Koala koala, Koala" Koala says, as he Tributes his 2 Desu Koalas for a monster called 'Mustached Koala of Manlyness'(@1700ATK), and has it tear KOALA's 'Maibalzareitchee, Drunk-Tiger' in half, as blood and guts go everywhere. Koala ends his turn(3100/3300)

"Koala koala, Koala koala" KOALA says to start off his turn, and plays a called 'Hat-wearing Drunken Wing-man, who likes Hats'(@1800ATK), and then plays a Spell card called 'I flip my beer into the air sometimes', and explains to Koala that if he plays a card called 'Bottle of Drunk', which he does so right now, and is able to throw a massive hologram table into the air, it blows up everything on the field, at the cost of his Normal Summon or Set for the turn, all with just a simple "Koala".

Wait, what? You can't Normal Summon/Set the turn you use this, yet, he just did?
"Oh for the love of...." Arm says, because he just read that above bit of text.

So with KOALA's mighty Chuck-Norris-like punching-arms, he throws the whole field into the air, and blows up everything but his Hat-obsessed Wingman. Oh, and the effect of 'Drunk Bottle of Stuff' costs Koala 500 Lifepoints(because it was destroyed, I guess), to which KOALA's Drunken-Hat-Guy attacks Koala directly. KOALA ends his turn(3100/1000)

So for Koala's turn, he plays a card called "Mann-Co Manner", which lets him revive any card that's a koala, a kangaroo, something about Gold, or has a mustache. So he revives his Mustached Koala of Manlyness, and then plays a card called Saxton's Hat, which lets him Fuse his Mustached Koala + the 'Mann-Co Kangaroo' in his hand, to form a card called "Saxton Koala"(@4200), and with the effect of Saxton's Hat, the card gets a giant cowboy-looking hat, decorated with sharp looking animal teeth n' junk.

"SAXTON, KAOALAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!", Koala's newley formed monster shouts, and Koala instructs him to smash KOALA's 'Hat Wearing Wing-man'- "TOUCH THE EXPLOSIVE POWER OF MY FISTS!", Koala's 'Saxton Koala' shouts, as he winds up his giant manly fist and then rams it into the face of KOALA's Wing-man, which causes it to explode in a fireball of blood, guts, and maybe a hat. Koala ends his turn(700/1000).

"Koala..." KOALA explains to Koala that he can just throw another table, and it automatically declares gg if he adds 2 bottles of Drunekn Stuff to it, which he just-so-happens to have in his hand, and does just that. And this costs Koala 1000 Lifepoints(700/0)

In the end, KOALA left DA without Koala, because he realized that the lessons of friendship [s]and magic[/s] are more important then Beer, and left on his own Boat, so Koala to be with his friends. No, he didn't steal The Emergency Boat, we hid that beforehand.

Koala yells off into the distance that he will be the very best, like no-one ever was, to duel everyone will be his test, and beat them will be his cause.

tl;dr - This episode doesn't advance the plot and just gives Koala some much-needed screentime.
Oh, and Koala, Arm, and Cyrus all go home and get drunk, because KOALA left behind a few crates of beer during his business, and Banner can't possibly care enough to stop them, because he gets drunk too.

.....

Sure

*episode ends*[/font][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Episode 11/10 - Rhyme =/= Rap]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]YEP. WERE CRAMMING TWO EPISODES INTO 1, YET AGAIN.

So this episode begins with Arm and Cyrus walking into the main dueling room because of the events of previous chapters, which involve espionage, kidnapping, and throwing cards at people.

Crowler informs Arm and Cyrus that because this is all of [s]Crowler[/s]Arm's doing, its the reason why Arm and Cyrus are in this duel, and proceeds to introduce their tag-duel Opponents.

Parza: "YO YO YO, I'M PARZA!"
Do-X: "YEA BOEEEEEEEEEE, AND I'M DO-X!"
...As the idiotic duo introduces themselves, to Arm and Cyrus
"Oh for the love of..." Arm says, as he facepalms over such an idiotic team, because its 2 white, wanna-rapper, guys, one of which has a giant, clearly-its-a-wig, afro.

"DUEL!", all 4 players shout in unison, because this episode features very little plot, and a lot of card playing. And for dramatic effect, and because Tag duels, each side has 8000 Lifepoints that are [i]shared[/i].

"Ok, this looks incredibly easy", Cyrus says, as he kicks off the very first turn of the duel, and proceeds to Normal Summon a monster called Victory Machine Neon White, with 2500ATK, and explains that he can Normal Summon such a monster because his field has no cards on it, but it's un-able to attack this turn. Good for him, because Tag duels don't actually "start", until everyone has had at least 1 turn.

Parza notes that Cyrus move was total BS, and that his turn will be even more "crunk" then what Cyrus played, and Normal Summons a monster called DJ-Spiderlegs. And by discarding a Spell card and Tributing it, you can Special Summon a level 7 monster from your deck, but again, this monster cant attack this turn. So Paraz does just that, and Summons his "Wind Baller" from his Deck, which has 2400ATK.

Arm just simply draws, Sets a monster, and sets a Spell/Trap, because he knows this episode is Cyrus-centric. Also, hes the only one who isn't using a made-up deck.

Do-X, first off, plays an obligatory Monster Reborn on Parza's DJ-Spiderlegs, only to use it's effect yet again, except [i]he[/i] Summons 'Parachute-pants - Aqua' from his respective Deck, and then Normal Summons a monster called Kaiser Bling-Bling, and notes that 1 of his 2 effects lets him discard a Spell to target his tag partner's deck, Parza, and then have him add Boombox Thunder to his partner's hand. Do-X ends his turn.

For Cyrus turn, he plays a Spell card called 'Power Threat', which boosts any Victory Machine(his Neon White) by 1000 until the End Phase, and declares an attack against Parza's Wind Baller. "OH NO YOU DI'INT!", Parza shouts, and declares that his Baller has a "sweet-ass effect", that lets him reduce all of this damage to 0, and neither monster dies in any sort of battle. Cyrus then notes that regartdless of what happens, Power Threat still deals 1000 damage to their Lifepoints. 7000/8000. Cyrus sets a Spell/Trap and ends his turn.

For Parza's turn, he Tributes Do-X' Kaiser Bling-Bling so that he can Summon his Boombox Thunder, [i]and then[/i] declares that he Tributes Boombox, Parachute-pants, and Baller, so that he can Summon from his Extra Deck a monster by the name of 'Funky-Fresh Clubhouse Bouncer', which is effectively a Normal monster with 4500ATK.

As Parza announces his attack against Cyrus' monster, Cyrus uses his Trap card called "Neon-Buster", which destroys his own Victory Machine Neon White, inflicts damage to everyone equal to it's ATK, lets Cyrus draw 3 cards, and then puts Bouncer in Defense Mode. 4500/5500. Oh, and Cyrus also notes that if Neon White is destroyed by a card effect, he can add another copy of itself to his hand from his deck, and the Opponent takes 500 damage. 4000/5500. Parza ends his turn.

Arm draws, and is all: "AWESOME! I DREW [i]NEGATE ATTACK![/i]", and promptly sets it on his field, but also Flip Summons his Scrap Goblin, to End his turn. Also, Arm is eating popcorn while this duel is going on.

Announcer: "Arm, you lazy ass...", to which Arm replies with: "Yea, so sue me."

For Do-X' turn, he Normal Summons a monster called 'Totally-original-Wall-of-Defense", which has 2500DEF, Sets a Spell/Trap, and ends his turn.

For Cyrus' turn, he instantly starts laughing at how idiotic Wall of Defense is, and then comments: "Seriously, Parza and Do-X, you guys are making this too easy."
+500 EGO POINTS FOR CYRUS!
"I play a card called '[i]Cyber[/i] Future Fusion', and in 2 turns, I can use any Polymerization-esque card from my Deck", Cyrus says, and then by Banishing his Neon White in his Grave, he can Normal Summon his level 7 'Victory Machine Cage-Claws Blue'(@2700), which not only does piercing damage, but also deals 1000 damage to the controller of a monster that it destroys in battle. So as such, Cyrus has it run over Do-X' Wall of Defense, and then Ends his turn. 3000/5500

Parza draws, and comments at how bogus this is, and then declares an attack against Arms' monster, to which he activates his set Negate Attack. "I WARNED YOU THAT I SET THIS CARD! I TOLD YOU DOG!!!", Arm shouts, and then Do-X interrupts with his set card, 'Reverse Battle-tactics'. This lets Parza conduct yet another Battle Phase, and then it destroys Arm's monster, provided, Parza doesn't declare an attack against Arm.

"HOLD IT!", Arm says, and he uses his set Scrapstorm to destroy his own Goblin, Draw 1, and then add Scrap Chimera from his deck to his hand.

Parza then has his Bouncer run over Cyrus' Cage-Claws Blue. 3000/3700. Cyrus then says that any monster destroying Cage-Claws, is also destroyed, and it instantly blows up Parza's Bouncer. During Parza's Main Phase 2, plays a card called 'Add more Bling', which by paying half of their Lifepoints(1500/3700), and since that Bouncer is now in their Grave, he can Summon 'Heavyweight Club-King, Doc. Golden', which has 5500ATK. Parza ends his turn.

Now that it's Arm's turn, he does an obligatory Foolish Burial + Scrap Chimera combo to Synchro Summon his ace monster, Scrap Dragon. Arm sets a random Spell/Trap and then uses his Dragon's effect to target Parza's monster + his set card.

"YO DAWG, I HERD U LIEK SPECIAL EFFECTS!", as Parza informs Arm that if he reduces the ATK of his monster by 2000, it becomes immune to effect destruction this turn. Arm just does a slight eye-twitch, because their random as hell boss monster still exists on the field, and ends his turn.

Do-X, as he draws for his turn, plays a Spell card called 'Ghetto-Blaster', and this card prevents him from taking any direct attacks, as all attacks are now forced to target Doc. Golden, and all monsters of the Opponents are now negated. Do-X ends his turn, and sets a Spell/Trap. Oh, and destroying Ghetto-Blaster causes the Opponent to take 4000 damage.

Cyrus turn comes around, and as he reminds everyone that its been 2 turns since he played his card, he can activates 1 Fusion-like card from his Deck. And at this moment, Cyrus plays another card in response to it, called 'Digital Overload', and by paying 3000 Lifepoints, the Fusion Materials for this card can be in his hand, Deck, or Grave, and they just get Banished instead. Add to it, the Summoned monster gains 1000 ATK. So the card Cyrus chooses to activate, is the card he [s]stole[/s]"borrowed" from his brother, Lance, [i]Ultra Rage-Mode[/i].(1500/700)

AND I'M SURE WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS CARD DOES... But just in case, I'll remind you.
With the combination of Cyrus' 2 cards, he Fusion Summons a monster called 'Victory King - Ace Fighter Galactic', which has 6000ATK, as it consists of 5 different Victory Machine monsters. Seeing this, Dox' uses his face-down card, 'Buff-Polish', which doubles the ATK of any monster sporting bling, so Parza's Doc. Golden goes from 5500, to 11000.

Cyrus reminds the viewer + Do-X that hes not done explaining his 2 cards. First off, Digital Overload boosts Ace Fighter Galactic by 1000, 6000 -> 7000, and then explains that Ultra Rage-Mode gives it an additional 8000ATK, 7000 -> 14000 and gives it Piercing damage.

"Alright, lets just ends this as painfully as possible" Arm says to Cyrus, as he informs him that they reached the 20 minute mark of this episode.

"Game Over." Cyrus says to Parza and Do-X, as Cyrus announces his attack of Ace Fighter Galactic, as it reaches behind itself, and pulls out a giant katana, for which it ignites itself in blue fire, and gains an electrical aura for itself.

Victory King - Ace Fighter Galactic jumps into the air, makes a downward striking motion with his katana, and then uses his rocket boosters to make himself accelerate downward at ridiculous speed, to which he completely slices Doc. Golden in half, with a single slash from his incredible weapon. Ace Fighter Galactic pauses as he stands back up, turns around, and then does an obligatory V-sign with his hand(in total anime-fashion), as Doc Golden explodes in a giant fireball behind him. Then, the words "OVERKILL!" appear over Ace Fighter Galactic, just to acknowledge that it was an attack name. Oh, and Parza + Do-X took 3000 damage. 0/700.

Arm, well, mostly Cyrus, won the Tag Duel and are no longer on the chopping block to leave the island.

Gg, guise.[/font][/spoiler]

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Episode 4 now exists.
Somehow Charlie Sheen took priority over Power Rangers, but I still used the same old Ultrazord card.
Oh, and the duel was shortened by 1 turn. Then again, using something idiotic like Hero Emerges just to show another effect of Ultrazord is rather un-needed.

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Episode 5 and 6, now that I look at it, I rather hate that I skipped them.
Although, I could [i]MAYBE[/i] cram them into 1 whole episode if I drop half the gimmicks from them, like how the Panic-wanabee uses his "shadow magic" to make everyone's bodies disappear, him being eaten at the end, etc, etc...

Plus, saving Alexis is rather meh.

So we will just see how things go.

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[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1333317459' post='5898069']
Episode 5 and 6, now that I look at it, I rather hate that I skipped them.
Although, I could [i]MAYBE[/i] cram them into 1 whole episode if I drop half the gimmicks from them, like how the Panic-wanabee uses his "shadow magic" to make everyone's bodies disappear, him being eaten at the end, etc, etc...

Plus, saving Alexis is rather meh.

So we will just see how things go.
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I'm sure you'll come up with something.

Bravo Armz. I'm actually going to continue reading this :o

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Next episode is up.
No matter how I look at it, Episodes 5 and 6 of GX were terrible, and really un-needed.
So to the best of my ability, and at RAEG's request, I actually included a mash-up that pretty much cuts a lot of the crap out of it, gets to the main point, and doesn't require 2 episodes for the main character to win.

So that's Episode 5+6 in a nutshell >__>

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