*The YCM Weekly Headquarters*

[Agro]

...screw your incessant use of in-quote replies...

Anyway I was serious, because I'm working you like a horse, because I apparently can. Just look through it and see if there's anything worth parodying.

And we could just make him jump the shark at the end... oh wai...

[CinnamonStar]

[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335400649' post='5925379'] I guess I'll have to. Opal, can you remind me who hasn't gotten on something? Also, reading that Summer Wars post gave me an idea: 2 movie reviews, one of Digimon and one of Summer Wars. But make it so that the Summer Wars review is the same as the Digimon review except all of the Digimon stuff is replaced with family values. [/quote]

[s]Eh...wouldn't that be your job though?[/s]
Btw, when will we post the next issue and when is the deadline?
Someone should also post a preview when we're more or less settled on what we do and reply to Crimson Thar's suggestion in the suggestions thread.

[quote name='-Dharc-' timestamp='1335405489' post='5925441'] Hey, uh, sorry for not being around for a week. Something came up...I really don't want to talk about it, so you're just going to have to accept that there was nothing I could do about it. Anyway, uh...What've I missed/what do I need to do? [/quote]

No problem, but if you're having trouble or so and know that there's some more coming, you're also free to take a break.

[quote name='Crimson Thar' timestamp='1335406050' post='5925455'] In case anyone asks, I loved the first episode. -Desu was hilarious, as usual -Kid Icarus: Uprising looks like an awesome game, seeing as how a chaotic multiplayer has never been an issue for me > -I have a few ideas on whom the mystery member is. Planning on submitting them soon when I get the chance (we're allowed to submit more than one name, right?) So anyway, I hope you guys are still taking applications, cause I'd like to contribute to whatever needs contributing. Name: Crimson Thar (but you can call me Thar, Crimson, or even Bro.) What are you good at/sections you frequent: I'm normally active in C/O, but if you're asking for contribution, let's just say that if Youtube was outer space, I'd be the USS Enterprise; browsing Youtube, where no one has browsed before, figuratively speaking. Although, while I'm normally just social and meme-tastical, my past encounters with the YCM community have consisted in CC making, roleplaying, and short-story writing. So feel free to mix and match. Why should we pick you?: It's quite obvious, isn't it? I strive to contribute my best at what I do in the most ironic way possible (or at least "in a sense.") Just think of me as a spontaneous anti-hero that pops out of no where and wrecks havoc, but in a way that helps the "hero" proceed with his/her quest. In a nutshell (because I'm nuts.) Activity: The days I'm active are the days where college and work are not obstructing my schedule in any way. However, I'm a master at procrastinating, so I'm pretty active. xD Timezone: UTC/GMC -4 [/quote]

Eh...I don't know if we're still hiring or when the next issue is posted.
Aggro?._.

[Agro]

[quote name='Starlight Taxi' timestamp='1335436212' post='5925639']
[s]Eh...wouldn't that be your job though?[/s]
Btw, when will we post the next issue and when is the deadline?
Eh...I don't know if we're still hiring or when the next issue is posted.
Aggro?._.
[/quote]Deadline: Just turn it in before whatever clock your using passes Noon on Saturday
Next Issue: Sometime Monday

Also, for a future work, Kakashi will be our DN Commentary test subject. So Kakashi, don't use DN until then. ALRIGHT? D:<

[Alice Moonflowyr]

I think I will save teh Firefly review for the next issue. Just run my two interviews and I'll be happy. :3

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335409503' post='5925490']
...screw your incessant use of in-quote replies...
[color=#0000CD]trololo[/color]

Anyway I was serious, because I'm working you like a horse, because I apparently can. Just look through it and see if there's anything worth parodying.
[color="#0000cd"]Next issue maybe. The idea doesn't seem very good though.[/color]

And we could just make him jump the shark at the end... oh wai...
[color="#0000cd"]Make him use a tricycle.[/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='Starlight Taxi' timestamp='1335436212' post='5925639']
[s]Eh...wouldn't that be your job though?[/s]
[color=#0000CD][s]He's more or less coordinating everything. So yeah. Althogh since you are a woman I suppose that'd make you his secretary and therefore your job. :/[/s][/color]
Someone should also post a preview when we're more or less settled on what we do
[color=#0000CD]Now that is definitely Agro's job.[/color]
and reply to Crimson Thar's suggestion in the suggestions thread.
[color=#0000CD]Way ahead of you.[/color]


Eh...I don't know if we're still hiring or when the next issue is posted.
Aggro?._.
[color=#0000CD]No. If we were definitely not that idiot.[/color]
[/quote]

[CinnamonStar]

Well, what [b][i]do[/i][/b] we have for now then?
Because if my count is right, we only have about 2 articles, 2 interviews and 3...potential song reviews.

Btw, I finally made this.o_o
[url="http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/gAkqyoy/Which-YCM-mod-are-you-more-like"]http://www.quibblo.c...e-you-more-like[/url]

Um...thoughts?

[Gαr]

I took the quiz and got Flame Dragon.

Sorry for not getting on the review; I'm a lazy person.

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

[color=#0000CD]I got Pika. For some reason I totally saw that coming. Although the pony one was pretty much just going off from one episode. *Shrugs.* You should totally post what we got on there too.[/color]

[CinnamonStar]

[quote name='Garazza' timestamp='1335493466' post='5926370']
I took the quiz and got Flame Dragon.

Sorry for not getting on the review; I'm a lazy person.
[/quote]

Oh...*always thought that whoever is genuinely lazier than me is dead*
It should be fine if you only have that review to do, but [insert this-might-become-somewhat-problematic.jpg here].


[quote name='Desperado of Finale' timestamp='1335493987' post='5926377']
[color=#0000CD]You should totally post what we got on there too.[/color]
[/quote]

I'll do that.
And someone who isn't Black got Black and someone got evilfusion.
Kind of saw it coming that some results will be harder to get.

EDIT: I'm going to edit it though. Kokonoe's answers need some more work.

[Agro]

It appears that I'm evilfusion. Good.

Anyway, I guess I'll have to write something or other then. Compared to what we had last issue, how far behind are we?

[Blake]

[center][spoiler=Overall Review of Gem-Knights][/center]

[center]The Gem-Knights are a race of, as the name implies, monsters made out of precious gems and the like, and they have a series of “beasts” that support them, simply called Gem-___, for whatever animal they’re based on. Premiering in the second half of the Duel Terminal story, thus far, the Gem-Knights are rivals to the Lavals, a race of barbaric beings of fire who fight for the hell of it. They are supposed to be based on Jaden Yuki and Jesse Anderson’s friendship, so HEROes and Crystal Beasts inspired the archetype.[/center]

[center]The deck is based around Fusion Summoning and Normal/Gemini monsters. The deck started out without a stable way to summon efficiently, despite the fact that their key card, Gem-Knight Fusion, can recycle itself by simply banishing a Gem-Knight from the Grave. Since then, it has gained its only 2 effect monsters that are Knights, Obsidian and Lazuli, allowing you to make a constant flow of +0 Fusions while you have 1 or more of them in hand. The Gem-beasts add support to further the archetype, but they could slightly clog until the birth of the knight Zirconia.[/center]

[center]Unlike many deck types, Gem-Knights have all but 4 or so of their members being playable, and the usable ones all work well together depending on the variant of the deck you’re running. The deck currently has 2 major variants: Gemini-Knights and Gem-Knight Rabbit. The former focuses primarily around the Knights Amber, Iolite, and Sanyx, and the latter uses any 2 of Garnet, Sapphire, and Tourmaline along with Rescue Rabbit. The Rabbit variant is the better one, showing how truly broken Rescue Rabbit is more than any other deck with cards like Lavalval Chain in the Extra. Still, the Gemini variant exists if you would prefer that one, especially with the death of ignition priority that is flying towards the TCG.[/center]

[center]The star fusions of the deck are the Gem-Knights Citrine and Zirconia. Citrine requires running Garnet in the Rabbit Build or running Volcanic Shell as an alternative to make the fusions more potent. It’s only 2200 ATK, but it stops cards like Gorz, Tragoedia, and Mirror Force from ruining your day with its effect. Zirconia allows you to use the Gem-animals as material for it among Zirconia as well as Obsidian and Lazuli. Both of these also make powerful Xyz in multiples, such as Number 11: Big Eye and Number 15: Gimmick Puppet – Giant Killer.[/center]

[center]The deck runs close to fifty-fifty in the monster to spell/trap card count, though it can tip further in the monster department. Sadly, the deck is fairly tight on space in both the main and extra decks, meaning you have to think carefully about what you put it without going over, and little room is left for techs. It’s a primarily retro-styled deck with the speed needed to compete in the undermeta modern day. If you dislike Synchros, this deck is the one for you.[/center]

[center]Like Fableds, this will be expanded upon in later issues. Thank you for reading, comments are appreciated.[/center]
[center][/spoiler][/center]
[center][spoiler=Card of the Week 2: Double Spell Special][/center]
[center][img] http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111223050345/yugioh/images/thumb/c/c2/GemKnightFusionHA05-EN-SR-1E.jpg/300px-GemKnightFusionHA05-EN-SR-1E.jpg [/img][img] http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111205235616/yugioh/images/thumb/2/20/GishkiAquamirror-HA05-EN-SR-1E.jpg/300px-GishkiAquamirror-HA05-EN-SR-1E.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]To make up for the week break between this issue and the last, there are 2 cards of the week this time around. Gem-Knight Fusion and Gishki Aquamirror, the former the key to the deck detailed earlier and the latter its anthithesis.[/center]

[center]Gem-Knight Fusion allows Gem-Knights to break free from the limits of the older Fusion Monsters and make more efficient, powerful Fusions. Most Gem-Knights’ utility is within the hand or on the field, but once they hit the grave, they are dead outside of Lazuli, Obsidian, and Monster Reborn, so the cost is practically non-existent to return this to your hand. Add onto this card the fact that Lazuli and Obsidian add a Normal Knight from grave to hand or SS said Normal Knight to the field, respectively, and it really allows an army to appear from your Extra Deck in no time flat.[/center]

[center]Gishki Aquamirror is to Rituals what Gem-Knight Fusion is to Fusions. So, limit break, yada yada. Unlike the fusion spell, this card is infinitely more searchable and is used in a much less obvious manner than the jewels’ fusions. The cards Gishki Shadow and Vision allow you to search out the Ritual Spells and Monsters, respectively, allowing you to have the exact cards needed to fulfill this card’s conditions. Add the card Salvage to the fray and you can loop these with Ritual monsters of the same level to gain massive damage and inflict damage to match, potentially resulting in an OTK. And all you need to set it off is one of this, two rituals of the same level, and any number of Salvage with Shadows in the Grave to grab.[/center]

[center]Both cards have one serious issue: their Graveyard reliance. A simple D.D. Crow or something similar can wreck their entire set up by taking out the cards involved before they can truly explode, so in the later games of a match you should try to have multiples before you begin to use the combos these cards open up. Even so, they both give a swift force to slam into the opponent with forgotten monster types, for people with older tastes, and allow their decks to be fairly consistent for those playing in the undermeta.[/center]
[center][/spoiler][/center]

Aaaand done. Fricking prio almost threw a kink in the works.

[CinnamonStar]

[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335502671' post='5926481'] It appears that I'm evilfusion. Good. Anyway, I guess I'll have to write something or other then. Compared to what we had last issue, how far behind are we? [/quote]

Lemme see...
We had 2 music reviews (one that got commented on by 3 people), that long Kid Icarus review, 2 random bits, 2 TCG parts, the TCG facts and a larger comedy part.

[quote name='Yuzuru Otonashi' timestamp='1335514696' post='5926577'] [spoiler=Overall Review of Gem-Knights] The Gem-Knights are a race of, as the name implies, monsters made out of precious gems and the like, and they have a series of “beasts” that support them, simply called Gem-___, for whatever animal they’re based on. Premiering in the second half of the Duel Terminal story, thus far, the Gem-Knights are rivals to the Lavals, a race of barbaric beings of fire who fight for the hell of it. They are supposed to be based on Jaden Yuki and Jesse Anderson’s friendship, so HEROes and Crystal Beasts inspired the archetype. The deck is based around Fusion Summoning and Normal/Gemini monsters. The deck started out without a stable way to summon efficiently, despite the fact that their key card, Gem-Knight Fusion, can recycle itself by simply banishing a Gem-Knight from the Grave. Since then, it has gained its only 2 effect monsters that are Knights, Obsidian and Lazuli, allowing you to make a constant flow of +0 Fusions while you have 1 or more of them in hand. The Gem-beasts add support to further the archetype, but they could slightly clog until the birth of the knight Zirconia. Unlike many deck types, Gem-Knights have all but 4 or so of their members being playable, and the usable ones all work well together depending on the variant of the deck you’re running. The deck currently has 2 major variants: Gemini-Knights and Gem-Knight Rabbit. The former focuses primarily around the Knights Amber, Iolite, and Sanyx, and the latter uses any 2 of Garnet, Sapphire, and Tourmaline along with Rescue Rabbit. The Rabbit variant is the better one, showing how truly broken Rescue Rabbit is more than any other deck with cards like Lavalval Chain in the Extra. Still, the Gemini variant exists if you would prefer that one, especially with the death of ignition priority that is flying towards the TCG. The star fusions of the deck are the Gem-Knights Citrine and Zirconia. Citrine requires running Garnet in the Rabbit Build or running Volcanic Shell as an alternative to make the fusions more potent. It’s only 2200 ATK, but it stops cards like Gorz, Tragoedia, and Mirror Force from ruining your day with its effect. Zirconia allows you to use the Gem-animals as material for it among Zirconia as well as Obsidian and Lazuli. Both of these also make powerful Xyz in multiples, such as Number 11: Big Eye and Number 15: Gimmick Puppet – Giant Killer. The deck runs close to fifty-fifty in the monster to spell/trap card count, though it can tip further in the monster department. Sadly, the deck is fairly tight on space in both the main and extra decks, meaning you have to think carefully about what you put it without going over, and little room is left for techs. It’s a primarily retro-styled deck with the speed needed to compete in the undermeta modern day. If you dislike Synchros, this deck is the one for you. Like Fableds, this will be expanded upon in later issues. Thank you for reading, comments are appreciated. [/spoiler] [spoiler=Card of the Week 2: Double Spell Special] To make up for the week break between this issue and the last, there are 2 cards of the week this time around. Gem-Knight Fusion and Gishki Aquamirror, the former the key to the deck detailed earlier and the latter its anthithesis. Gem-Knight Fusion allows Gem-Knights to break free from the limits of the older Fusion Monsters and make more efficient, powerful Fusions. Most Gem-Knights’ utility is within the hand or on the field, but once they hit the grave, they are dead outside of Lazuli, Obsidian, and Monster Reborn, so the cost is practically non-existent to return this to your hand. Add onto this card the fact that Lazuli and Obsidian add a Normal Knight from grave to hand or SS said Normal Knight to the field, respectively, and it really allows an army to appear from your Extra Deck in no time flat. Gishki Aquamirror is to Rituals what Gem-Knight Fusion is to Fusions. So, limit break, yada yada. Unlike the fusion spell, this card is infinitely more searchable and is used in a much less obvious manner than the jewels’ fusions. The cards Gishki Shadow and Vision allow you to search out the Ritual Spells and Monsters, respectively, allowing you to have the exact cards needed to fulfill this card’s conditions. Add the card Salvage to the fray and you can loop these with Ritual monsters of the same level to gain massive damage and inflict damage to match, potentially resulting in an OTK. And all you need to set it off is one of this, two rituals of the same level, and any number of Salvage with Shadows in the Grave to grab. Both cards have one serious issue: their Graveyard reliance. A simple D.D. Crow or something similar can wreck their entire set up by taking out the cards involved before they can truly explode, so in the later games of a match you should try to have multiples before you begin to use the combos these cards open up. Even so, they both give a swift force to slam into the opponent with forgotten monster types, for people with older tastes, and allow their decks to be fairly consistent for those playing in the undermeta. [/spoiler] Aaaand done. Fricking prio almost threw a kink in the works. [/quote]

Prio?O.o
And sounds good~ :3
I like how one of the CotW is a support for the archetype, so they can be posted together or so.

[Agro]

Alright. Hm... I was hoping I could save it for later, but it appears I may have to use it... my secret weapon... *closing credits roll*

[CinnamonStar]

Um...so you want to pull what?

And wouldn't it be better if you actually PMed the people who were supposed to do something and tell them that we fire ridiculously lazy people?=/
Or you consider handing people work out?

[Agro]

[quote name='Starlight Taxi' timestamp='1335556730' post='5926864']
Um...so you want to pull what?

And wouldn't it be better if you actually PMed the people who were supposed to do something and tell them that we fire ridiculously lazy people?=/
Or you consider handing people work out?
[/quote]I was under the impression that everyone on here was ridiculously lazy.

In any case we have:
Desu's Top 5 Piss Poor Memes
Black's CotW
Black's AotW
Interview 1
Interview 2
Song Review 1 by Garazza
Song Review 2 by - noone -
Song Review 3 by Rai
Game by Opal

Opal, do you want to do that last Song Review, seeing as you were part of last issue's song review, or am I thinking of someone else?

Remind me if I'm missing something.

EDIT: Oh, and I'm going to kick back the song I'd originally suggested to be used for a later issue.

For this issue, and for Opal to review if she so feels like it, I'll be replacing it with this:

Murasaki no Yukari by Rin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo4-mmiNoKA

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

[color=#0000CD]Agro, Kaka said he'd review your song, remember?[/color]

[CinnamonStar]

Kakashi was supposed to do a song review.
But I can do one if he doesn't reply anytime soon.

[.Rai]

My review will be up in a bit.

Gonna steal it after it goes up on the next issue for ma YCM music station.

[Agro]

[quote name='Desperado of Finale' timestamp='1335559365' post='5926916']
[color=#0000CD]Agro, Kaka said he'd review your song, remember?[/color]
[/quote]Forgot that. He was also considering dropping out altogether though, so we'll see what he does.

Opal, be ready do make a last second review if he doesn't make it in time.

[.Rai]

[spoiler=Song Pick 01: Hot Problems - Double Take][center][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE[/media]

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2r451g9.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/33z8eb4.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/33z8eb4.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/33z8eb4.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/33z8eb4.jpg[/IMG][/center]

I can't tell whether it's witty 17-year old satire, or a really bad attempt at humour. I assume the latter, as no person could willingly create such a weird song and think it's good. As they've admitted it in interview, the song was made for fun. Amongst nearly robotic vocals and some awkwardly flat beats that's like the rejects of the rejects of the worst nightclubs in Europe, there's some frankly weird lyrics. [i]They see my blonde hair/Blue eyes and class/But they don't know/I have a really big heart[/i], the duo sings in an attempt at misleading lyric jokes. Note its great similarity to a certain song about the fifth day of the working week, albeit with less nasal singing and more Lana Del Ray droning. Oh, the video has one of the most meaningless intros of all time, with some choral melodies casually blasting through your right ear only if you're wearing headphones/earphones. Add a bit of clever mirroring and lots of shots from inside their rather dull limo and it's gonna go viral. The chorus, [i]Hot girls, we have problems too/We're just like you/Except we're hot (hot, hot, hot, hot)[/i], is so emotionless that even Voldemort would disagree with this song. Add some sort of breakdown three quarters into the song, and, boom! One hit wonder time, uh huh! To summarise, one either for the bin or for meme fuel.~ .Rai[/spoiler]

[Gαr]

[spoiler=Da Review]Keeping Me Alive by The Afters was suggested to me by Black/Yuzuru. I have not heard of this band until Black told me about the song. For first impressions, they seem like a good band and is a rather nice song. I would call it a soft rock song. It's one of those songs that tell a sad story in rock music.

After looking into this song (by that I mean, looking at some of the comments), it's one of those "I found religion" songs. Over to the story of the song. This guy says he hasn't "lived" his life without God before. It's like he hasn't really "lived" his life and missed so much that he remembers the exact moment he found God and Christ. Now he explains how wonderful God is and he has grate faith in Him. He then goes on tell us about how He knows our secrets and that we don't need to hide from our shame.

It's a really nice song in my opinion. I have not heard of this song until recently, and I think it's real good. Yes, it's a song about religion, but so what. Just get past that and actually appricate the music. Haters gonna hate. I take suggestions for songs to review. Peace out and enjoy the music![/spoiler]

Oh, and Black, could you provide the video?

[Blake]

The song's also a love song ^^;

It can be interpreted either way, and as a love song it's actually really important to me ^^;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrT-yp0-fY

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

[color=#0000CD]I got off my lazy ass and bothered to finish my part. Was a bit longer in some parts but YCM bugged out and had to redo what I put in three and four so a lot of quality was lost in them. >_>[/color]

[spoiler=Desu's Top 5 Piss Poor Memes]
[size=7][color=#0000CD][u]Five Piss Poor Memes That Should Have Never Come Into Existance[/u][/color][/size]
[color=#0000CD][size=6]5) PINGAS[/size][/color]
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/073/643/did-u-say-PINGAS.jpg[/img]
[color=#0000CD]Yes, idiot. I for a matter of fact did. Starting off this countdown of piss poor memes might be a bit too literal to how piss poor it is. What this meme is is basically just two words Dr. Eggman from a sh*tty Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon had said that sounded somewhat like another word for a male's genitalia. Like how I say genitalia and d*ck fine yet didn't just say penis? But really...this is just stupid. Why? Just why?! Why can't you people who seriously use this in a way that isn't supposed to make fun of Koko just say d*ck? That's all I'm asking. Don't make yourself look like an illiterate sh*thead. It's just not funny.[/color]
[size=6][color=#0000CD]4) so i herd u liek mudkipz[/color][/size]
[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276428_115334065234038_1941247587_n.jpg[/img]
[color=#0000CD]You heard wrong. Now get some hearing aids or smack the lying son of a b*tch who told you that. Both work fine. Seriously, screw that little stupid gecko thing. Then put it on the internet for people with those weird ass fetishes to enjoy. Now if you didn't already notice even though it was clearly obvious I don't like mudkip. Marshtomp too. Swampert is okay. So the reason I don't like this meme is because it's just so god damn inaccurate. I don't believe it's a surprise to anybody here that I'm more of a torchic man and that I just can't stand ridiculous accusations such as liking something I clearly don't.[/color]
[size=6][color=#0000CD]3) First![/color][/size]
[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/021/392/Picture_1.png[/img]
[color=#0000CD]Isn't this one we come across all too often? Do I even have to talk about how terrible this one is? Seriously? Do I have to? No. I won't. This one is just pointless to explain. Obnoxious and stupid. That's all there is to it. The same goes to pretty much all youtube comments. It's almost unfair to be singling this one out when there's also stupid comments like "well nobody will see this so I'm gay" is also easily found on pretty much any youtube video along with "first" and other various idiocies.[/color]
[color=#0000CD][size=6]2) Arrow to the Knee[/size][/color]
[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Arrow+to+the+knee.+Old+joke+is+old.+However+I_734be6_3380941.jpg[/img]
[color=#0000CD]I'm not sure how this became a meme and I don't really care to learn how such a terrible joke became popular. Oh, right...the internet. Dammit, internet. Y U NO FUNNY?! It's actually kind of odd (and by odd I mean incredibly stupid and not one bit funny) how I first came across it. Let's do a little flashback...what...? Am I supposed to say flashback a bunch of times? Just go to the next paragraph already. Jeez...[/color]

[color=#0000CD]So I was going onto youtube one day a few months back. Youtube being the reservoir of idiots who like to spread this stupid sh*t it is I'm not surprised this is where I first saw it. Since I'm subscribed to IGN they have a think where a guy takes some supposedly cool Black Ops (you see why I said supposedly?) kills and what not and after a few minutes of essentially the same thing they always show I looked at the comments.[/color]

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee. [color=#00FF00]Alot Of Likes[/color]
[color=#0000CD]...what...? I don't get it. Is the arrow supposed to be a reference to the crossbow...? But...adventurer...? That makes no sense. This is liked...? This isn't funny. I'm just going to go do something else now that may actually save me from this disappointment olf the human population to actually thumbs up this nonsense...[/color]

[color=#0000CD]It wasn't until much later that I actually found out it was a random line some unimportant random NPC douchebag says in Skyrim. I proceeded to facepalm repeatedly. But you want to know what the worst part of this meme is? Oh no, it isn't how annoying it is. Nope, not how lame and unfunny it is. Definititely not the "why would you have even been paying enough attention to catch that and later post it randomly like a douche" origins. No. The worst part of this meme is that you can't even say "but then" anymore in a sentence because it'd be assosciated with that terrible meme. "But then" are the two words that ALWAYS stay the same when people use it. Yeah, "I" is also common but that's changed every so often too so it's just "but then" that's always constantly consistant. [/color]

[color=#B22222]Dude, I was going to do it but then I[/color]
F*CKING fa**** NOOBFACE!!!1!!!1!1!!!!
[color=#B22222]What the hell, man? I was jus-oh, right...that stupid as sh*t meme. Yeah, I had that coming.[/color]

[size=8][color=#0000CD]#1 PISS POOR MEME[/color][/size]
Wait, there's still a meme worse than that arrow to the knee crap?
[color=#0000CD]Yes, generic YCMember that is really just me typing in the normal color yet because I'm known so well for my blue text it still makes a huge difference and you're now like a totally different person. As long as the internet and people with a terrible sense of humor exist more and more terrible jokes will surface but this one may just take the cake until the die it dies.[/color]

[color=#0000CD][size=6]YCM Fads/Memes[/size][/color]
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[color=#0000CD]Let's face it. You guys aren't funny and everything you guys try to do in a sad attempt to be funny ISN'T F*CKING FUNNY. Status fads are the greatest example of how lame you guys can be. Seriously? Take one originally lame status and then copy it multiple times with even stupider versions of it? Are you people so f*cking unoriginal that the only way you can feel remotely clever is to take something bad and change TWO WORDS? I suppose I can include "Hey look, YCMaker is online" which by the way, is still incredibly stupid and does even less to change content since I tend to see the same three phrases used over and over. Are you guys stalking that bottom page with your pants undone all day just waiting for those red letters to pop up something of yours can do the same? And then do you guys seriously feel the need to tell us in a status? Yeah, I see why that could be okay due to the inactive admin THE FIRST TIME but after fifty spasms of it everyday with fifty people involved in this orgy of stupidity it gets PRETTY F*CKING STUPID. I will admit though that is a huge exaggeration since you people were semi-decent when he came back while we have been sobbing over his inactivity for weeks now. I like how that isn't even the best example of how unfunny you people are. Due to laziness I won't go through a bunch of inbetweens between those damn fads and the greatest example of just how terrible of people are. Well, besides anything YCMaker related. I will cover that a bit more. That religion sh*t is still stupid to this day. It was okay at first when just f*cking with a few people but god damn you guys are f*cked up human beings. Hell, can I even call you people humans? I know the truth. I KNOW WHAT STUPID SH*T YOU REALLY ARE! The most vile creature known to man behind women and red heads...YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF[/color]

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[color=#0000CD]That's right. Moas. MOAS!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE?!?!?! MOAS?!?!?!?! You thought an extinct flightless bird from New Zealand NEW ZEALAND was actually remotely funny?! Okay, I should probably step back a moment and explain this sh*t a tad bit. It was first introduced here by Mako and he may be like a little bro to me but god dammit man...anyway, when Halo: Reach came out and being the Halo fan he is he couldn't stop talking about [i]moas[/i] for whatever f*cking reason even though they were only in like ONE level. I really should have done a better job killing it right away but I didn't think it'd happen. I was young and ignorant. I didn't think you'd people be so desperate for a bad joke that you'd actually like it and make practically every status and post about some god awful birds in a mehish game. Halo 3 is better. Just saying. Hey, if Moas were as awesome as you people pretended to be wouldn't they...oh, I dunno...not be dead? This ridiculous bird meme lasted for weeks. According to Black it was more like from September to February and that sounds about right. You guys would not let go of this one. Yeah, you think you guys were giddy about that one YCMaker religion thing that happened in a day and you guys foolishly brought back like a week later? Yeah, this lasted for MONTHS. You know what else? This ACTUALLY became a meme. Or at least I believe Mako mentioned that this moa sh*t was actually referenced on some sh*tty show I don't watch. Turns out you sh*theads got a bad joke semi-popular. You feel good about yourselves? Oh, what am I kidding. Of course you pieces of sh*t do. [/color]

[color=#0000CD]Now before I sign out for today's article I want to say one thing to you lame ass majority of the internet.[/color]
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[Blake]

*Skims*

*Applauds*

While I am mildly disagreeing that Pingas deserves a spot here, the rest all do, dear Lord... Though Mudkipz should swap for 3, IMO.

Otherwise, yeah.

[Kakashi Hatake]

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Also, for a future work, Kakashi will be our DN Commentary test subject. So Kakashi, don't use DN until then. ALRIGHT? D:<
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Actually, I've been having this problem with DN where I can't starts any duels. I can't select the "Duel" button thing at all.