This Little Piggy Went... Apeshit on your ass.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

[b]Pig Immortal:[/b]
Earth/Beast
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Image: A pink pig with the Ankh from Monster Reborn behind it.
Lore: [i]This pig possesses astounding regenerative powers. Many fast-food giants seek it for its unlimited source of meat.r[/i]
1300/2000

[b]Vengeful Pig Immortal:[/b]
Dark/Beast
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Image: A wrathful black pig with chunks missing and faint demonic wings in the background.
Lore: [i]Having been capture by a large fast-food giant, this pig was cut up for meat hundreds of times a day. Each time its rage grew until it harnessed this rage and escaped. Now it seeks to destroy all who would enslave animals for meat.[/i]
2300/2100

[b]Ascended Pig Immortal:[/b]
Light/Beast
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Image: An angelic pig held in the embrace of angelic wings.
Lore: [i]Having taken his vengence, this pig gave up his hatred and ascended to a higher state of being.[/i]
3000/2500

[b]Poisoned Bacon:[/b]
Activate only if you control a face-up "Pig Immortal"; Destroy 1 monster or inflict 1000 damage to your opponent's Life Points.

[b]Ritual Butchery:[/b]
At each of your Standby Phases; Place 1 "Bacon Counter" on this card for each "Pig Immortal" you control. All "Vengeful Pig Immortal"s gain 200 Atk per counter.