Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Tied, 3-3 in SnD on Arkaden. I'm the last member of my team, and the enemy has five. It's also interesting to mention that the bomb has been planted at Bomb Site Beta. You know, THAT bomb site.I walk in the mall at the entrance near the fallen tree and destroyed truck. Suddenly, an enemy is in my sights, right near that pillar! And he doesn't know I'm here! Perfect! POW! BANG! BLAM! BOOM! KAPING! With my Rapid Fire - RDS MK14, I fire off 5 rounds, all with intent to kill. They all miss. derp My opponent now knows I'm there, so I panic. Knowing my MK14 would be ineffective against his ACR 6.8, I pull out my Glock 18 with an extended magazine! We begin doing a dance between the doors, fire shots everywhere. Eventually, the fool goes completely prone, allowing me to get a lock and finish him, only at the cost of the ENTIRE THIRTY ROUND MAGAZINE. I slowly reload, as I have Blind Eye Pro equipped instead of the much more common Sleight of Hand Pro. Right as I finish reloading, an enemy soldier tromps up the escalators, not looking at me nor my general direction for some reason. It's almost as if the full is oblivious to my lack of Silencer! Even a deaf man can hear the sound of a Glock 18 spraying from a mile away! Suspecting that he might have his TV muted, and rattle his body with a hail of bullets never before seen. Finally, I know have Sleight of Hand Pro due to the Specialist Strike Package! I swiftly pop in a fresh magazine, ready for the next encounter. Alas! What is that I see? An enemy moving behind some advertisements? He must have suspected I'd take another route! I gun him down, reloading right after, and woah nelly! Another bogey, twelve o'clock! I riddle is skeleton with righteous fury, feeling satisfied as his corpse hits the floor, Suddenly, it hits me! The bomb is still planted, and it's at TEN SECONDS LEFT! In a rush of adrenaline, I forget about the last man on the enemy team, and defuse the bomb with seconds to spare. In the aftermath of the match, it was all summed up in a very crude, yet very satisfying statement from a member of my team. "Man, this guy clutched the S*** out of this." Also, should I be stupid, prestige, and go all the way to 80 using nothing but the G18? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archbaron Larry Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335326363' post='5924686'] Tied, 3-3 in SnD on Arkaden. I'm the last member of my team, and the enemy has five. It's also interesting to mention that the bomb has been planted at Bomb Site Beta. You know, THAT bomb site.I walk in the mall at the entrance near the fallen tree and destroyed truck. Suddenly, an enemy is in my sights, right near that pillar! And he doesn't know I'm here! Perfect! POW! BANG! BLAM! BOOM! KAPING! With my Rapid Fire - RDS MK14, I fire off 5 rounds, all with intent to kill. They all miss. derp My opponent now knows I'm there, so I panic. Knowing my MK14 would be ineffective against his ACR 6.8, I pull out my Glock 18 with an extended magazine! We begin doing a dance between the doors, fire shots everywhere. Eventually, the fool goes completely prone, allowing me to get a lock and finish him, only at the cost of the ENTIRE THIRTY ROUND MAGAZINE. I slowly reload, as I have Blind Eye Pro equipped instead of the much more common Sleight of Hand Pro. Right as I finish reloading, an enemy soldier tromps up the escalators, not looking at me nor my general direction for some reason. It's almost as if the full is oblivious to my lack of Silencer! Even a deaf man can hear the sound of a Glock 18 spraying from a mile away! Suspecting that he might have his TV muted, and rattle his body with a hail of bullets never before seen. Finally, I know have Sleight of Hand Pro due to the Specialist Strike Package! I swiftly pop in a fresh magazine, ready for the next encounter. Alas! What is that I see? An enemy moving behind some advertisements? He must have suspected I'd take another route! I gun him down, reloading right after, and woah nelly! Another bogey, twelve o'clock! I riddle is skeleton with righteous fury, feeling satisfied as his corpse hits the floor, Suddenly, it hits me! The bomb is still planted, and it's at TEN SECONDS LEFT! In a rush of adrenaline, I forget about the last man on the enemy team, and defuse the bomb with seconds to spare. In the aftermath of the match, it was all summed up in a very crude, yet very satisfying statement from a member of my team. "Man, this guy clutched the S*** out of this." [/quote] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/dq5e9i.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='LarryMudkipz' timestamp='1335327332' post='5924690'] [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/dq5e9i.jpg[/img] [/quote][img]http://cdn.instapop.com/assets/memes/Michele%20Bachmann/236/original.jpeg?1328057103[/img] Mako, get Blops.Also, Hey Mako, TEAM DEATH-MATCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archbaron Larry Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335329454' post='5924707'] [img]http://cdn.instapop.com/assets/memes/Michele%20Bachmann/236/original.jpeg?1328057103[/img] Mako, get Blops. Also, Hey Mako, TEAM DEATH-MATCH [/quote] Well said, Aggro. And FYI, I ate a live walrus. ANYWAY *awkward pause* Me and Aggro were playing TEAM DEATHMATCH on WMD, and I realized I was somehow 26-0, and started wailing in my mic and telling Aggro to "hold me because I don't want to die." I ended up choking and going 28-3. :/ FUN TIMES WERE HAD. TIS WHY YOU NEED BLOPS, MAKO. MW3 MAKES ME WANT TO BEHEAD A SMALL CHILD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Since when can you eat yourself? Blops is sooo much better. Especially since Larry's teams can't beat me if I play the full game... unfortunately, you know my connection so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335329454' post='5924707'] [img]http://cdn.instapop.com/assets/memes/Michele%20Bachmann/236/original.jpeg?1328057103[/img] Mako, get Blops. Also, Hey Mako, TEAM DEATH-MATCH [/quote] I'm not kidding when I say that, come May 8th, Starhawk will steal ALL my money...except ONE DOLLAR. I'll get the funds eventually. Also FINALLY MAN. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335330801' post='5924719'] I'm not kidding when I say that, come May 8th, Starhawk will steal ALL my money...except ONE DOLLAR. I'll get the funds eventually. Also FINALLY MAN. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH [/quote]Shut up, Rivalz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archbaron Larry Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335330077' post='5924716'] Since when can you eat yourself? Blops is sooo much better. Especially since Larry's teams can't beat me if I play the full game... unfortunately, you know my connection so... [/quote] If I was using my AK instead of a Skorpion I would have reigned death upon your team tenfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1335331291' post='5924722'] Shut up, Rivalz. [/quote] Only when YOU get down from the roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335332424' post='5924731'] Only when YOU get down from the roof! [/quote]Rivalz. One of these days. @Larry: I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 By the way, guys, in the case that YCM really DOES croak, where should we meet aside from Skype and PSN? You know, another forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335384038' post='5925102'] By the way, guys, in the case that YCM really DOES croak, where should we meet aside from Skype and PSN? You know, another forum. [/quote]Well, to begin. It hasn't croaked and it doesn't look like it will for a while. But in case of emergencies, until we can find a really good forum that is better than this which I wonder about... This is a forum started by Codey, Rodrigo, Lunar, and Cherry that should still be as inactive as it's always been: http://cardgamecoalition.forumotion.com/ If YCM does happen to croak, we can easily set up an org there to decide our next course of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 ...they misspelled Organizations. .______. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335387185' post='5925149'] ...they misspelled Organizations. .______. [/quote]I DID say it was for EMERGENCIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 That's true... Also, I watched the first episode of Upotte!! ...man, that's gonna have some weeeiird youknowwhat. But it's also hilarious, and guns. Are. EVERYWHERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335389546' post='5925200'] Also, I watched the first episode of _____!! ...man, that's gonna have some weeeiird ____. [/quote]I thought the same thing when I saw Kiba... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 S'ALL GOOD NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335390433' post='5925223'] Could you please remove the quote from your post? It is now from my ipod that I realize female chicken-tai causes my parental controls to flare up. [/quote]Edited. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Thanks bro. ANYWAY We should get together Friday night. Unless college still has you in a neck hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335391135' post='5925239'] Thanks bro. ANYWAY We should get together Friday night. Unless college still has you in a neck hold. [/quote]Finals in two and a half weeks, but I should be able to make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Right, cool. Also, I'm going to Prestige, get to level 4, unlock the G18 early, and ONLY use that until level 80. Here's the class I have planned M16A4 G18 Frag Concussion Scavenger Assassin Stalker Any everything else This is an ideal set up, so I won't be able to have this for a WHILE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1335391376' post='5925247'] Right, cool. Also, I'm going to Prestige, get to level 4, unlock the G18 early, and ONLY use that until level 80. Here's the class I have planned M16A4 G18 Frag Concussion Scavenger Assassin Stalker Any everything else This is an ideal set up, so I won't be able to have this for a WHILE. [/quote]And then you'll get Blops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Need money first. Shh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archbaron Larry Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 I'm on for Friday too. Oh, Aggro, Mako: TEAM DEATHMA~ *shot* I'm going to use this class a bit more. UMP45 Rapid Fire + Kick MP9 Suppressed Semtex Portable Radar SoH Pro Assassin Pro Sitrep Pro [s]Totally not a tryhard.[/s] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [s]that's totally tryhard[/s] Also At the end of my hour and a half session today, I was at Level 19. Total kills so far: 1 w/ M16A4 5 or so w/ Knife ALL THE REST WITH G18 At level 16 I maxed out my G18. ...I'm actually going positive every game. I even managed to go 29-20 on Village. VILLAGE. WITH. A. G. EIGHT. TEEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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