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Well, we all deserve a good laugh, so I'm inviting everyone to share funny things you've done and that were totally worth it.
Pranks you've pulled, embarrassing things?
Things that on second thought could've gone a little bit wrong, yet you don't regret them?

[size=2](Of course I don't need to tell that "I killed my lonely neighboor's beloved dog and I regret nothing" isn't totally funny ._.)[/size]

Well, share your stories with us.^^
Points will be given out depending on the degree of giggles.[/center]

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[quote name='- Zeal -' timestamp='1330262117' post='5841667']
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Do I even need to say it?
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3000 points to you and Mu (I'm editing them into your profiles though because I don't have that many points to give out).

[quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1330262212' post='5841669']
My bros and I were locked out of the house, so I broke through an old window. We still haven't told my parents. (Of course we put the window back in place)

I REGRET NOTHING
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Not bad, can do better.
But 500 points for you.

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[b]I REGRET NOTHING.[/b][/center]

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[quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1330265976' post='5841736']
NEW THE HOLY BIBLE OF OUR LORD YCMAKER!!!

NOW ONLY 0 OF WHATEVER CURRENCY YOU USE. UNLESS SOPA REVIVES ITSELF AND DECIDES TO BLOCK THE LINK LOLOLOL NO.

10,000+ PIXELS HEIGHT OF SAD, SAD PLEASURE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT INDULGE IN AT ANY COST.

OH THIS IS ACTUALLY THE STATUS BAR RECORDS OF /THAT/ DAY.

DOWNLOAD HEEEERRREEEE AT WWW.MYFACEISNOTAHAMSTER.COM

Terms and Conditions apply. Please ask your billpayer for permission to be an absolute retard and download this. Only under 18+, unless
you're stupid and you want to grow up to be a penguin. I like penguins. Downloads from Apple Macs will detonate suicidally in 10 seconds,
and from a Windows, don't be scared if someone stabs you in the night. May not be compatible with bricks.

I REGRET NOTHING.
[/quote]

AN ERROR OCCURED :(

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[quote name='Sploosh' timestamp='1330263826' post='5841696']
When I was little, I put a crapload of toilet paper in the toilet, stuck my head in, and flushed.

I REGRET NOTHING.
[/quote]

LOLOLOL2000pointsbro

[quote name='teRRaByte' timestamp='1330264137' post='5841698']
Some say I have an Iron Fist.That's true because my hand feels like iron.
But I was actually was wearing wax to fool my friends!And they didn't notice!
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800 points for ya Iron Man.

[quote name='Dworkin' timestamp='1330264498' post='5841703']
10 fake spiders. 8 yr old sisters bed. Need I say more?

I REGRET NOTHING!!
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[quote name='£>-ShådøwBøx-<3' timestamp='1330265485' post='5841720']
So this one time I convinced my sister she was pregnant when she had a cold, I was all like

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Thats hardcore RL trolling

REGRET NOTHIING!!!
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Oooooh...right.
1000 points for you 2.

[quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1330265976' post='5841736']
[center][b][color=#ff0000]NEW[/color] THE HOLY BIBLE OF OUR LORD YCMAKER!!!

NOW ONLY 0 OF WHATEVER CURRENCY YOU USE. UNLESS SOPA REVIVES ITSELF AND DECIDES TO BLOCK THE LINK LOLOLOL NO.

[color=#0000cd]10,000+ PIXELS HEIGHT OF SAD, SAD PLEASURE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT INDULGE IN AT ANY COST.[/color]

OH THIS IS ACTUALLY THE STATUS BAR RECORDS OF /THAT/ DAY.

DOWNLOAD HEEEERRREEEE AT [url="http://www.mediafire.com/?ainn15o0983p0ok"]WWW.MYFACEISNOTAHAMSTER.COM[/url][/b]

[size=1]Terms and Conditions apply. Please ask your billpayer for permission to be an absolute retard and download this. Only under 18+, unless
you're stupid and you want to grow up to be a penguin. I like penguins. Downloads from Apple Macs will detonate suicidally in 10 seconds,
and from a Windows, don't be scared if someone stabs you in the night. May not be compatible with bricks.[/size]

[b]I REGRET NOTHING.[/b][/center]
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What is this I don't even-
Well, I'm a penguin LOL.
1500 points for effort.

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Me and some friends just got eating wings and we ended up at target somehow. We didn't finish all the wings (we ordered a lot) so we had 20-ish in a box.

So we're walking down the aisles, and my friend who's carrying the box goes "can't we put these down somewhere?"

We put them in a basket thingy for sale, and the box opens and sauce goes all over it. A worker starts walking over and says "Hey! Whaddare you doin?"

...so I push the basket over in the aisle like I don't give a FUUUU

We end up running around the store with buckets on our heads and carrying lightsabers.

Parents were called. We have it on video. I regret nothing.

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Well, there was that time when I and some of my friends took the bag of this really annoying kid we knew while he was off somewhere during lunch. We then turned it inside out, dumped all the books out, took it to the bathroom, and used a cable tie to attach it to one of the doors (y'know for the toliet stall). It was rather hilarious to watch him RAEG on and on about it for the rest of the afternoon when all he needed was a pair of scissors to cut the cable tie.

There was also this amusing cosplay incident involving two of my friends (a boy and girl respectively) having to pass for the opposite gender and getting a "date" with another person within my group of friends without the person realizing. It worked surprisingly well, until of course, yours truly revealed the truth. It was quite a long time before either of them would talk to me.
But...
I REGRET NOTHING.

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There was once this time where my little brother touched a dead bug, and I somehow convinced him he was going to get AIDS. He cried for the next 10 minutes.

There was this other time when I was at a sleepover at my friend's house, and the three of us decided to make a fort to sleep under. It collapsed on top of us when we were sleeping. A lot of bruises were given that night. Then my friends and I ran around the basement screaming randomly, waking up his entire family.

I REGRET NOTHING

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So we had a website to make in Web design, right? It was me and two other people. I did ALL of the work, bar one of eight individual pages. The other two did next to nothing (One made a half page, the other played on game websites and stuff). So, come point distribution time, where the points were distributed by the team leader (me), where did 90% of the points go?

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Spending about an hour figuring out if people know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh! in the Realistic Cards section.

I was laughing my ass off the whole time until Black finally stopped me. BUT I HAVE MY PROOF FOR FUTURE REFERENCE AND THEREFORE...


[url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/277330-aggro-single-support-for-wind-ups/"][size=6][b]I REGRET NOTHING[/b][/size][/url]

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One day on elementary school, I was being bullied by a boy during lunch, and wasn't able to catch him. After a while, I stood on a certain spot and spotted him, stealing something out of a couple more students. They started chasing after him as he ran toward the direction I was in.

I took the chance and put my feet in his way. He didn't seem to see me, flew about one and a half meters and fell on his stomch. All three of the non-related students looking for him stopped stood there for a moment, smiled at each other, and went our separate ways without continuing the chase any further. It was a pretty fun scene to witness while the kid stayed on the floor.

He was lucky he didn't get to the nearby stairs, and he wasn't injuried as far as I know, but I also don't know how long he stayed on the floor.
._____."

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[quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1330269325' post='5841789']
We have it on video. I regret nothing.
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Seeing that would make my week, just saying.

Wish this thread came a month later, I have an April Fools prank in mind...

This one time in nursery school, I was walking around this party the class was having and the teacher had a Goldfish bowl, asking if I wanted one.
I put it in my mouth, immediately spat it back into the bowl and walked off ignoring the teacher's surprise face.
I REGRET NOTHING.

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When I was a little girl (14) it was Halloween and everyone was going trick or treating. I was Sailor Moon and my friends were the rest of the inner ladies. We saw this boy getting beaten up with a crowd circled around. From the back I screamed "beating the innocent is not cool! In the name of the Moon I will punish you!" Of course everyone looked at me so I jumped into the center of the circle with my friends close behind. We did the super epic sailor roll call and did the anime poses. The guy gave us a weird look and called us a b*tches. Then we used our great power of gymnastics, Dance, and Jujitsu to fight him. We won and helped the kid who was being bullied back up. He asked us who we were and we said "I am Sailor Moon and these are the Sailor Scouts that's all you need to know!" and we vanished into the night. The next day the story was in the paper and people were calling us heroes. Even though we were just being normal Otaku. So acting like a magical girl anime character made me secret famous.


... I REGRET NOTHING! (and I shouldn't I helped someone :D but the way we acted was super embarrassing -_-)

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[quote name='❤ Lovely Warrior ❤' timestamp='1330305043' post='5843112']
When I was a little girl (14) it was Halloween and everyone was going trick or treating. I was Sailor Moon and my friends were the rest of the inner ladies. We saw this boy getting beaten up with a crowd circled around. From the back I screamed "beating the innocent is not cool! In the name of the Moon I will punish you!" Of course everyone looked at me so I jumped into the center of the circle with my friends close behind. We did the super epic sailor roll call and did the anime poses. The guy gave us a weird look and called us a b*tches. Then we used our great power of gymnastics, Dance, and Jujitsu to fight him. We won and helped the kid who was being bullied back up. He asked us who we were and we said "I am Sailor Moon and these are the Sailor Scouts that's all you need to know!" and we vanished into the night. The next day the story was in the paper and people were calling us heroes. Even though we were just being normal Otaku. So acting like a magical girl anime character made me secret famous.


... I REGRET NOTHING! (and I shouldn't I helped someone :D but the way we acted was super embarrassing -_-)
[/quote]

What newspaper? I'd love to read that article.

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