Resident Fascist Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 [b]The motherflippin' freaking awesome seashell on a seashore yellow trolly red trolly of awesomesauce Magical of Magical Magician[/b] [b][ Spellcaster / Effect] [1900/1200] [WIND][/b][[b]4][/b] [b]During your Standby Phase: Your opponent must attempt to read out the name of this card correctly. If they say the name Incorrectly, they take 3000 Damage and must do 5 Pushups. If this card destroys an Opponent's monster by battle: Attempt to read out the name of this card correctly. If you do, draw 1 Card. If you say the name Incorrectly: This card is destroyed.[/b] Link to comment
ParadoxCaller Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 the motherflippin freaking awesome shesell dammit >.< *proceeds to do 1 pushup* Link to comment
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Pronouced it right first time. At speed. Like a boss. Does push ups anyway. Not exactly sure why these would come across as funny to anyone though. Link to comment
Toffee. Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 You forgot Seashel's level O,o Link to comment
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Obviously Level 1. Link to comment
Resident Fascist Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 it's level 4. moar coming soon. Link to comment
Northern Sage Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Should be on a time limit for extra lulz. Link to comment
Bringerofcake Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 This Is A Magic Card Magic Card Destroy a monster on the field. Your opponent can't negate this with card effects that negate Spell Cards, because this is a Magic Card. I'll Semi YOUR Colon Trap Destroy all cards with colons or semi-colons in their text box. Card That Does Nothing To Help The Stereotype That Yu-Gi-Oh! Is WORDS WORDS WORDS A Normal Card of Magic And Spells Select a singular Yu-Gi-Oh! card on the field or play mat. Your opponent, that is, the player you are facing, must read the text box of that card aloud, without speaking faster than he or she normally would. You, as the player opposing the opponent, must keep accurate time of this reading. If the reading lasts over 20 seconds, you must remove that card from the game, which is entirely different from banishing, and gain Life Points equal to the amount of time the reading took multiplied by 100. If, however, the reading lasts under 20 seconds, you, unfortunately, take damage equal to the length of the reading multiplied by 100. It should also be noted that all time calculations are to be rounded to the nearest second, and that you cannot target this card with its own effect, so the amount of words on this card are entirely pointless. I hope you don't mind a community thread. Link to comment
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 How Can We Make This Similar To Evolution Monsters From Duel Masters, But Better? Trap/Normal Target 1 Xyz Monster on the field; Detach all of its Xyz Materials, then mock how pathetic and worthless it is because it can't do anything. Link to comment
Northern Sage Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Oh god this is derailing into another Joke card topic. Link to comment
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