Sum Bouncers here

[Taylor Gorrell]

I remembered Gauche's Bouncer monsters, and I thought "Eh, I'll give 'em a shot".

Static Bouncer
Level 6 LIGHT Warrior
ATK:2300/DEF:1900
When this card inflicts Battle Damage to your opponent while you control no Set cards: your opponent cannot Set cards on the field during their next turn. During your next Standby Phase: negate this card’s effects until the End Phase.

Dynamite Bouncer
Level 4 FIRE Warrior
ATK:2200/DEF:0
If this card attacks an opponent’s monster: Destroy both monsters while applying damage calculation, and inflict damage to your opponent equal to half their monster’s ATK + 700.

Flying Bouncer
Level 4 WIND Warrior
ATK:1700/DEF:1600
If your opponent controls 2 or more monsters, all of which are in Defense Position: This card can attack your opponent directly.

Uni-Horn Bouncer
Level 4 EARTH Warrior
ATK:1800/DEF:1200
If your opponent activates a Set card they control when this card attacks: Discard 1 card: Negate the activation of that card and destroy it.

Shield-Charge Bouncer
Rank 4 EARTH Warrior/Xyz
ATK:2100/DEF:3000
3 Level 4 monsters, including at least 1 “Bouncer” monster
When this card is Special Summoned: It is changed to Defense Position. This card’s battle position cannot be changed. This card can attack while it is in Defense Position. If this card attacks while in Defense Position, apply the ATK of this card for damage calculation. If your opponent declares an attack, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Change the attack target to this card.

Bongo Bouncer
Rank 4 EARTH Warrior/Xyz
ATK:2500/DEF:1400
2 Level 4 monsters
While this card is face-up on the field with Xyz Material, this card’s attacks cannot be negated. When this card attacks: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Return all Spell and Trap Cards on the field to their owners’ hands. At the end of the Damage Step: Return all cards affected by this effect to their original positions.

Steamroll Bouncer
Rank 6 EARTH Warrior/Xyz
ATK:2800/DEF:2300
2 Level 6 “Bouncer” monsters
This card inflicts Piercing Damage. If this card attacks, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Destroy the opposing monster without applying damage calculation. If the destroyed monster was in Defense Position: Halve this card’s ATK and attack your opponent directly with it.

Discuss.