Migolandisawesome Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Write your own heres mine 3 guys are walking on a cliff and a genie pops up he says "I am gonna give you the chance to be what you really wanted to be instead of human" but there was a catch saying that they had to jump off the cliff first the first guy jumped off the cliff and yelled "EAGLE!" He flew away the second guy jumped off the cliff screamed "Airplane!" he flew away they third guy tripped on a rock on the way down and says "CRAP!" And fell all the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 This belongs in Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 So a giant squid walks into a bar, bar owner says: "Hey, what's Kraken?" Huh? Huuuh? ...... [size=2]Okay, that was pretty lame... ._.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivenroth Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 [color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][left]Why do chemists call Helium, Curium and Barium 'The Medical Elements'? Because, if you can't 'Helium' or 'Curium', you 'BARIUM'![/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][left]Eh...? Eh?[/left][/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ooh! I got one! Look left------------------------------------->YOU FAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 A baby seal walked into a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivenroth Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 [quote name='Ŋęѵɇᶉɱøɽᶒ' timestamp='1326685743' post='5766351'] A baby seal walked into a club [/quote] This may be bad, but I find that hilarious xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 [quote name='Ŋęѵɇᶉɱøɽᶒ' timestamp='1326685743' post='5766351'] A baby seal walked into a club [/quote] [img]http://troll.me/images/xzibit-happy-and-sad/at-first-i-was-like-then-i-pulled-a-sierra.jpg[/img] The joke is funny, but sad as well. >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 A bit dirty but... A lady gets into a taxi and tells the driver that she needs to go to the airport. After a while the driver comments that she is the third pregnant lady he has driven to the airport that day, she points out that she is not pregnant. Then the driver says she isn't at the airport yet either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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