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Hey YCM,

 

My name is Ben, and I want every single one of you to worship Tim Tebow. I used to be like you; fat, mentally challenged, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. That changed the minute I witnessed Tim Tebow step out onto the football field. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever seen the glory of our saviour, Tim Tebow? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of you don't know how to be selfless and truly great like him, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fapping to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a tebowist, which means I'm close to perfection. I watched him throughout his time on the Florida Gators football team, as well as the Denver Broncos. What sports do your anime beta characters play, other than "fap to naked drawn Japanese people"? With the guidance of Tim Tebow, I get straight A's, and worship God all day ( Just answered my prayers; it was SO cash). You are all Godless Heathens who should start worshipping Tebow. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's Jesus

 

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I'm surprised Tim Tebow did that good against the number 1 defense. Should be interesting against the Patriots. Also, american football general

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F*ck Tebow. I f*cking hear him everywhere I go! He had one f*cking endorsement and the f*cking world calls him awesome then they call his religion controversial WTF!? Christianity practically runs this sh*t and your telling me his f*cking religion is controversial? BULL F*CKING SH*T! I don't give a damn about him or football but hearing him everywhere I f*cking go is annoying. And I am sick of people complaining about how he was told not to put Bible verses on his face. It was against the rules and nobody f*cking complained when other people were told to stop. OH! But when a Christian can't post Bible verses everyone flips sh*t!

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F*ck Tebow. I f*cking hear him everywhere I go! He had one f*cking endorsement and the f*cking world calls him awesome then they call his religion controversial WTF!? Christianity practically runs this sh*t and your telling me his f*cking religion is controversial? BULL F*CKING SH*T! I don't give a damn about him or football but hearing him everywhere I f*cking go is annoying. And I am sick of people complaining about how he was told not to put Bible verses on his face. It was against the rules and nobody f*cking complained when other people were told to stop. OH! But when a Christian can't post Bible verses everyone flips sh*t!

 

Maybe because he's an inspiration to many people? I mean, he only is a great leader, kind, compassionate, passionate, and very hard working.

 

“You just try to be nice to everybody and treat them all the same. Treat them how you would want to be treated.” – Tim Tebow

 

“The lows are disappointing but that makes the highs much sweeter.That’s what drives you to compete” – Tim Tebow

 

“Something I learned early in college (is) to not worry about what I can’t control…But what I can control is my attitude, my effort, my focus every single day and that’s what I’m trying to worry about.” – Tim Tebow

 

“Just keep believing…This is an opportunity where great things can happen and let’s be great right now…Everybody believe and we went out there and achieved it because our faith and our relentlessness to keep fighting.” – Tim Tebow

 

“You’ve got to worry about the next play…Keep believing because people aren’t always going to like you but you have to believe in the people around you…You’re going to get knocked down but it’s how many times you get back up.” – Tim Tebow

 

“We take it one day at a time. You have to get better. We’re focused on tomorrow.” – Tim Tebow

 

”@NyGiants4eva I’ve never quit anything I’ve decided to start…that’s how you succeed at achieving your dreams.” – Tim Tebow via Twitter

 

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard” – Tim Tebow

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Maybe because he's an inspiration to many people? I mean, he only is a great leader, kind, compassionate, passionate, and very hard working.

Oh because people are inspired by him I should just be nice and not talk about him. I don't think so.

“You just try to be nice to everybody and treat them all the same. Treat them how you would want to be treated.” – Tim Tebow

Okay so if I am punched by an a*shole then I should be nice to him. No I am gonna f*cking blow his brains out with my god damned fist.

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Okay so if I am punched by an a*shole then I should be nice to him. No I am gonna f*cking blow his brains out with my god damned fist.

Okay, I don't even really pay attention to Tebow, but I still somewhat practice the golden rule

 

Way to be a complete a******

 

It's people like you who make everything left of center seem horrible

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I'd ask who he is, but I have little interest.

 

Especially because I don't understand American Football.

Too late, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

 

He's a football player who's only mediocre but has been making these miraculous comebacks. He's mainly known for being very outspokenly Christian and extremely nice.

 

After winning a playoff game they asked him about and he essentially changed the topic to some dying orphan he was going to visit in the hospital later, describing it as being more important than football.

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Too late, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

 

He's a football player who's only mediocre but has been making these miraculous comebacks. He's mainly known for being very outspokenly Christian and extremely nice.

 

After winning a playoff game they asked him about and he essentially changed the topic to some dying orphan he was going to visit in the hospital later, describing it as being more important than football.

 

I see.

 

ewwwwww. I think it's important to keep parts of your life from mixing with other bits of it.

 

He's failed, hasn't he?

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Sometimes, society forces you to just not mention certain things. But, in this case, if he doesn't care about mixing the two things, good for him. Just I'm usually wary because a lot of the public react weirdly to it.

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