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[quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1326066156' post='5755364']
That or a [u][size=5][b]king[/b][/size][/u]
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Sorry, I don't like to put myself in politics I prefer to just lie around on a floating chair in my pool with a glass of apple juice whilst gazing the wonderful view I have of the whole city from my lovely and incredibly expensive palace.

On topic now I'd go with Chuck Norris, because really who else could beat him? The mans a god among men. *sips tea*

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[quote name='=King=' timestamp='1326075159' post='5755612']
Sorry, I don't like to myself in politics I prefer to just lie around on a floating chair in my pool with a glass of apple juice whilst gazing the wonderful view I have of the whole city from my lovely and incredibly expensive palace.

On topic now I'd go with Chuck Norris, because really who else could beat him? The mans a god among men. *sips tea*
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icwatudidthar

[quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1326073888' post='5755561']
MICHELE BACHMANN + SARAH PLAIN

im srs
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THE ANSWER TO LIFE WAS FOUND

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It's sad, because:

1. I'd make a great President, people just wouldn't vote for me.

2. I'm not sheltered. I'm rather lower class. I'm just really smart and critical when it comes to those tough choices.

C. Being a President will finally let me go ahead and veto laws that I know are detrimental (That, and I wanna do it live and comically, that way I become alot more appealing for no particular reason ^-^).

¥. I actually read legislation, even if it is upwards of 50 pages *cough*S. 1867*cough*

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[quote name='=King=' timestamp='1326075159' post='5755612']
On topic now I'd go with Chuck Norris, because really who else could beat him? The mans a god among men. *sips tea*
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Ip Man. -.-
When Ip Man was 15 years of age he saw a policeman beating a woman and intervened. The policeman attempted to attack Ip Man but Ip Man beat him down. Ip Man wasn't the best in terms of body conditioning; however, he was able to beat men who were. Furthermore I feel that Ip's martial art is way more practical than Karate in terms of a street fight.

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[quote name='.Pikachu.' timestamp='1326080529' post='5755756']
Ip Man. -.-
When Ip Man was 15 years of age he saw a policeman beating a woman and intervened. The policeman attempted to attack Ip Man but Ip Man beat him down. Ip Man wasn't the best in terms of body conditioning; however, he was able to beat men who were. Furthermore I feel that Ip's martial art is way more practical than Karate in terms of a street fight.
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Now if only the guy knew politics.

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[quote name='101100111000' timestamp='1326079513' post='5755738']
It's sad, because:

1. I'd make a great President, people just wouldn't vote for me.

2. I'm not sheltered. I'm rather lower class. I'm just really smart and critical when it comes to those tough choices.

C. Being a President will finally let me go ahead and veto laws that I know are detrimental (That, and I wanna do it live and comically, that way I become alot more appealing for no particular reason ^-^).

¥. I actually read legislation, even if it is upwards of 50 pages *cough*S. 1867*cough*
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http://cnn.com/breakingnews/new-narcissistic-president-replaces-all-threes-with-c-as-part-of-an-education-overhaul

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