[PKMN] Mew (GB Promo)

[Azuh]

[center][img]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f0/MewGB1.jpg[/img][/center]
[url="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Psychic_Energy_%28TCG%29"][img]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/e/ef/Psychic-attack.png/20px-Psychic-attack.png[/img][/url][url="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Colorless_Energy_%28TCG%29"][img]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/1/1d/Colorless-attack.png/20px-Colorless-attack.png[/img][/url] Mystery Attack
[center]This attack does a random number of damage and may cause a [url="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Special_Condition_%28TCG%29"]Special Condition[/url] to the Defending Pokémon.[/center]


[center]May lolz insure[/center]

[Toffee.]

[quote name='Azuh' timestamp='1325742813' post='5749197']
This attack does a random number of damage and may cause a Special Condition to the Defending Pokémon.[/quote]
Arguably the most ridiculous attack ever created.

Mystey Attack does 420 damage and induces Sleep.
gg

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Wait, how do you determine how much damage it does?

[HSektor]

So, you roll a d∞ to get the attack?

[Azuh]

[quote name='TheTurtleOnceCalledGod' timestamp='1325793244' post='5749805']
Wait, how do you determine how much damage it does?
[/quote]

probably some online random generator

[.Rai]

You don't. It's like, illegal anyway. If you are, you're probably a Japanese casual collector, who won't use the card anyway because it's bad.

But, ya, online generator.