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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF YUGIOH HISTORY


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Hello, and welcome to GMK's take on the popular epic rap battles of history series of videos! This will be similar, except with a twist - different yugioh cards are duking it out! I'll hopefully have a new one every week or so, as long as this thread is popular enough. So yeah... enjoy YCM!

[spoiler="#1 - Judgment Dragon vs. Grapha]
*JD's first part was made by my friend*
JD:
They call you Grapha, as in graphite?
They put you in pencil lead!
Anyone who'd summon you's a total dunderhead!
I'm light! You're darkness!
You never had a chance!
That's right: I'm Judgment F***ing dragon
Come on homeboy, let's dance!

Grapha:
You think you're cool
'Cause ya like to mill
Well, ugly dragon
I'm king of the hill!
Lightsworns ain't got nothin' on my darkworld team!
I'll side so many leechings it'll make you scream!
Screw your field nukes
I'm one of a kind!
Now dragged down to discard me
And I'll blow your mind!

JD:
You pop only one card
I pop 'em all!
All the darkworlds combined
Only got one ball!
You've only been around
Since that stupid structure deck
It's time for a blast
From the past
I'mma bring you back to GX!

Grapha:
Hey, try shutin' up
You ain't helpin' anybody
Darkworlds came before you
And now that I'm here, we're godly!
Try nukin', I dare ya!
I got a set starlight road
'Cause light of destruction
Was a huge crap load!
[/spoiler]

[spoiler="#2 - Tour Guide vs. BLS]
TGU:
Hey there BLS
I'mma take you for a whirl!
Everyone knows
I'm the hottest card
Since dark magician girl!
You think you're so special
At like what, $32?
Oh, wait, me?
Try $200, foo!
You think you're the best boss monster
Since old sliffer
Well leviair, seventeen and zenmaines
Would beg to differ!

BLS:
Stop right there
Tour guide of hell
You're just fuel for me
There's nothing to tell!
You're not even semi'd
I'm usually banned
Your sissy Xyzs
Can't even stop me, and-
You think you're the one
Who makes chaos great
But I've been around longer, b****
You're a little late!

TGU:
Oh really, come on!
Stop being a wisher!
You can't even come out
When I drop D-Fissure!
You're not fit for rapping
This is unstable land!
I'm sleeping with sangan tonight
Why don't you blow this pop stand?

BLS:
Having sex with a mothball?
Is that the best you can do?
Oh yeah, it is, because no one
Would sleep with you!
You peppy little prick
You're not fit for yugioh!
You're just a T-C-G exlusive!
Why don't you G-T-F-O!
[/spoiler]


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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[quote name='Dante v. Nero' timestamp='1325183824' post='5737090']
Great Shogun Shien vs. Total Defense Shogun.
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Or maybe burei vs. Shi en :o

[quote name='FallenAngel0102' timestamp='1325183889' post='5737091']
Red Eyes B. Dragon vs. Blue Eyes White Dragon
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Hah, that would be classic. I'll think about it.

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