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King Crouton. After your controversial loss against Kokonoe, what are your thoughts going the match with Tits McGee?

 

What?

 

What are your thoughts going the match with Tits McGee?

 

What?

 

What are your thoughts going the match-

 

What? You want my thoughts? What? You want to know what I think about my matchs with Tits? What? Is that what you're asking? What? Hold the keyboard so I can type.

 

WHAT?

 

Me and Tits are different people.

 

WHAT?

 

I said we aren't the same.

 

WHAT?

 

I am not the same as Tits.

 

WHAT?

 

Wanna hear a story?

 

WHAT?

 

I'll tell you a story.

 

WHAT?

 

A story about an oni named King Crouton

 

WHAT?

 

Who went to war last Tuesday.

 

WHAT?

 

I was in the mood to kick some ass.

 

WHAT?

 

But I was hungry.

 

WHAT?

 

So I went to GTFO Wednesdays.

 

WHAT?

 

I ordered 12 plates of mozzarella sticks.

 

WHAT?

 

5 beers.

 

WHAT?

 

4 bacon cheeseburgers.

 

WHAT?

 

2 strawberry tallcakes.

 

WHAT?

 

I had to wait for the food to be prepared.

 

WHAT?

 

I noticed the waitress was hot.

 

WHAT?

 

She was into royalty.

 

WHAT?

 

I got her on the table.

 

WHAT?

 

I got her horizontal.

 

WHAT?

 

I tore that up!

 

WHAT?

 

It was good.

 

WHAT?

 

Beastly.

 

WHAT?

 

PHENOMENAL!

 

WHAT?

 

I tipped her extra.

 

WHAT?

 

Hedonism is good.

 

WHAT?

 

Then, the manager came over and yelled ‘CROUTON! CROUTON! CROUTON!’ and I asked "WHAT?"

 

WHAT?

 

He told me Cannibal Concarne ordered the restaurant not to serve me.

 

WHAT?

 

I went to Concarne’s castle.

 

WHAT?

 

I nailed his handmaidens.

 

WHAT?

 

Killed his soldiers.

 

WHAT?

 

I stormed his throne room.

 

WHAT?

 

He pulled a gun on me.

 

WHAT?

 

So, I kicked that son of a jabroni’s teeth down his throat!

 

WHAT?

 

*Audience cheers*

 

He got up.

 

WHAT?

 

He asked me who I think I am.

 

WHAT?

 

That’s what I said. I said "what?"

 

WHAT?

 

I told him ‘You dumb son of a b****! I’m King Crouton!’

 

WHAT?

 

I SAID ‘YOU DUMB SON OF A b****! I’M KING CROUTON!’

 

WHAT?

 

I kicked his head off.

 

WHAT?

 

I went back to the restaurant with Concarne’s head.

 

WHAT?

 

They give me the food.

 

WHAT?

 

I ate it.

 

WHAT?

 

It was good.

 

WHAT?

 

I put the tab on Concarne’s ugly wife.

 

WHAT?

 

Then, I screwed the waitress again.

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line…

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line…

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line is that King Crouton is going to whip Tits' ass and go to the top, and win, and that's the bottom line. WHAT! ALL HAIL KING CROUTON!

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King Crouton. After your controversial loss against Kokonoe, what are your thoughts going the match with Tits McGee?

 

What?

 

What are your thoughts going the match with Tits McGee?

 

What?

 

What are your thoughts going the match-

 

What? You want my thoughts? What? You want to know what I think about my matchs with Tits? What? Is that what you're asking? What? Hold the keyboard so I can type.

 

WHAT?

 

Me and Tits are different people.

 

WHAT?

 

I said we aren't the same.

 

WHAT?

 

I am not the same as Tits.

 

WHAT?

 

Wanna hear a story?

 

WHAT?

 

I'll tell you a story.

 

WHAT?

 

A story about an oni named King Crouton

 

WHAT?

 

Who went to war last Tuesday.

 

WHAT?

 

I was in the mood to kick some ass.

 

WHAT?

 

But I was hungry.

 

WHAT?

 

So I went to GTFO Wednesdays.

 

WHAT?

 

I ordered 12 plates of mozzarella sticks.

 

WHAT?

 

5 beers.

 

WHAT?

 

4 bacon cheeseburgers.

 

WHAT?

 

2 strawberry tallcakes.

 

WHAT?

 

I had to wait for the food to be prepared.

 

WHAT?

 

I noticed the waitress was hot.

 

WHAT?

 

She was into royalty.

 

WHAT?

 

I got her on the table.

 

WHAT?

 

I got her horizontal.

 

WHAT?

 

I tore that up!

 

WHAT?

 

It was good.

 

WHAT?

 

Beastly.

 

WHAT?

 

PHENOMENAL!

 

WHAT?

 

I tipped her extra.

 

WHAT?

 

Hedonism is good.

 

WHAT?

 

Then, the manager came over and yelled ‘CROUTON! CROUTON! CROUTON!’ and I asked "WHAT?"

 

WHAT?

 

He told me Cannibal Concarne ordered the restaurant not to serve me.

 

WHAT?

 

I went to Concarne’s castle.

 

WHAT?

 

I nailed his handmaidens.

 

WHAT?

 

Killed his soldiers.

 

WHAT?

 

I stormed his throne room.

 

WHAT?

 

He pulled a gun on me.

 

WHAT?

 

So, I kicked that son of a jabroni’s teeth down his throat!

 

WHAT?

 

*Audience cheers*

 

He got up.

 

WHAT?

 

He asked me who I think I am.

 

WHAT?

 

That’s what I said. I said "what?"

 

WHAT?

 

I told him ‘You dumb son of a b****! I’m King Crouton!’

 

WHAT?

 

I SAID ‘YOU DUMB SON OF A b****! I’M KING CROUTON!’

 

WHAT?

 

I kicked his head off.

 

WHAT?

 

I went back to the restaurant with Concarne’s head.

 

WHAT?

 

They give me the food.

 

WHAT?

 

I ate it.

 

WHAT?

 

It was good.

 

WHAT?

 

I put the tab on Concarne’s ugly wife.

 

WHAT?

 

Then, I screwed the waitress again.

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line…

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line…

 

WHAT?

 

The bottom line is that King Crouton is going to whip Tits' ass and go to the top, and win, and that's the bottom line. WHAT! ALL HAIL KING CROUTON!

 

God damn. Do you have Skype? Coverage needs you.

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