[Needs ideas] Meme cards!

[rampragej]

I will soon be making cards with all the faces seen at memebase, so far I will be making:
Troll (Trap)
Rage quit (Most likely spell)
Challenge accepted (Monster)
Me gusta (Either Monster or spell)
Pedobear (Monster)
Divide by zero (Either spell or trap)
Do not want (Spell)
Omnomnom (Any of them, can't decide)
Derp (Trap)
tl;dr (Spell)

Help with with the best OCG for these- I have effect ideas for some of them but I'm not sure how to phrase them properly.
Troll- Idk yet, help me think of something that would troll somebody during a duel.
Rage quit- When you're about to lose, you leave and tell everybody you had more important things to do.
Challenge accepted- Not sure yet yet.
Me gusta- Something along the lines of "Activate a specific card's effect a billion times"
Pedobear- Not sure yet.
Divide by zero- Destroy the world
Do not want- Get rid of a card that you just drew and take another one.
Omnomnom- Eat any cards that have pictures of food or something resembling food on them.
Derp- Not sure yet.
tl;dr- Change the effect of a card to something very general, universal, or incorrect. Tell your opponent this is what it's effect has always been.

These will all be made somewhat shortly, if you have ideas for anything (effects, OCG, another meme to make into a card, etc.), post it.

[Mr. guy]

I never back down from a challenge

Umadbro?
Trap card
Negate the summon of a monster/activation of a spell card/activation of a trap card/attack and destroy the summoned monster/spell card/trap card/attacking monster. This effect cannot be negated. This face down card cannot be destroyed.

Rage quit
Quick play spell card
Activate only when you would lose the duel. You must angrily walk away from the current duel area; the duel is declared a draw.

Challenge accepted ***
Fire attribute
Warrior/effect
100/100
This card cannot be normal summoned or set. This card can only be special summoned (From the hand) when you control no monsters and your opponent controls three or more monsters. If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, you win the duel.

Shall I more?

[Premier Alexander Romanov]

Shouldn't this go under Pop-Culture Cards?

[rampragej]

[quote name='Charlotte The Witch' timestamp='1324585962' post='5723720']
Shouldn't this go under Pop-Culture Cards?
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I posted it here because none of the cards have been made yet. I'll post it there once they have.