Sploda Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [center][size=5]Itachi V. Remo[/size] [size=5][size=7]VS[/size][/size] [size=5][size=7][size=5]~Rarity~[/size][/size][/size] [size=5][size=7][size=5][b]BEGIN![/b][/size][/size][/size] [color=#0000ff]Itachi biyatch, I'm the master of illusions Make you hurt yourself in your own con-[i]fu[/i]-sion Your intellect is less real than the daughter of Jake You make less sense then El-f***ing-Make Your existence is a shame and a bother Imma beat you so bad you'll call out for your father But defeating you won't nearly be enough To forget the battle, I'll need a gallon of snuff[/color] [color=#dda0dd]*clears throat*[/color] [color=#dda0dd]Hey Itachi, how's it hangin, how you doin, bro? Say, did you ever learn to play some yugioh? I'm DL son, I'm the real OG Your puny raps don't even dare to touch me Got thirty-seven k posts, and it ain't goin' down The sky's the limit for me, yours is the ground Tryin beat me in a rap battle? I'll make it clear Might wanna rap about something people can stand to hear[/color] [color=#0000ff]DL, I have four words for you, "Get lost, for reals"[/color] [color=#0000ff]If this was Skyrim, all that would be left would be bone meal You into pony's cause you gave up on women? Just in time cause your whooping will heard all the way into Finland Don't be confused about that last part of my name being Valentine After I'm through with you, no girl would ever dare to say "Be Mine"[/color] [color=#dda0dd]You mention Skyrim, but I got Fire Emblem, yo[/color] [color=#dda0dd]My level 10 Assassin will kill you with a light show I won't have to lift a finger to stop you dead I'm a pony, motherf*cker, and demand some respect You say a girl will never want me, right? Well that's not what yo momma said last night[/color] [color=#dda0dd]word[/color] [size=5][b]Who Won?[/b][/size] [size=5][b]Who's Next?[/b][/size] [size=5][b]You Decide![/b][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I loved Itachi's first strophe, but then "[color=#dda0dd]The sky's the limit for me, yours is the ground[/color]" really got me.D: The first strophe had the best flow, though Rarity's parts are more gangsta and had better rhymes. Gyaaah don't know... Oh well I'll vote for Rarity.:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Go on DL! You got it in the bag, dawg!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Itachi misspelled b****. Rarity wins. Amethyst vs um... Ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Rarity Wins. Hands f***ing down. Broken vs. Larxene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Desu vs. Daemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 lol raping nerdz awesome i vote rarity on this one i cant even begin to fathom who can come next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitch Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Rarity kicked arse. Desu vs. Daemon It seems like they have to be toned down, in real life I could kill any of these, but online it's different because you can't cuss and all that, so you have to talk about YuGiOh and Skryim. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Sorry Jake for the cheap shot at Lora xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Rarity won for me. I also didn't like the fact Itachi stole a line from epic rap battles of history; "I'm the real OG". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Rarity kicked some ass... Sorry Itachi. DESU VS. DAEMON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1324582744' post='5723568'] Rarity won for me. I also didn't like the fact Itachi stole a line from epic rap battles of history; "I'm the real OG". [/quote] Except that Rarity was the one in Pink, who said "I'm the real OG" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 [quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1324584917' post='5723667'] Except that Rarity was the one in Pink, who said "I'm the real OG" [/quote] My bad. It's not clear for one and for another thing it was like 5:00AM when I wrote that where I am. Either way, I'm tired; Rarity still wins IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 [b][size=5]WHO WON?:[/size][/b] Rarity. [size=5][b]WHOSE NEXT?:[/b][/size] =King= vs Fusion X. Denver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalCyae Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 LEMME IN. I was actually really rapping this. Aloud. When people are nearby For my fail rapping IRL, DL worked best. I had a rythmn. I like rythmn. DL wins. [s]I wanna rap bro, I wanna rap so hard.[/s] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1324620398' post='5724883'] My bad. It's not clear for one and for another thing it was like 5:00AM when I wrote that where I am. Either way, I'm tired; Rarity still wins IMO. [/quote] D: So it's the guy not the rap ;____; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 [quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1325382082' post='5741904'] D: So it's the guy not the rap ;____; [/quote] I think what he meant was that that part took off points from yours, when he thought it was yours, and thus mine was better but even considering the fact it was MY part, it still only took off some points, not enough for you to beat my overall rap, geddit? :"o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1324582744' post='5723568'] [b]Rarity won for me.[/b] I [b]also[/b] didn't like the fact Itachi stole a line from epic rap battles of history; "I'm the real OG". [/quote] He at first liked it overall and didn't like that I (you) stole that line [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1324620398' post='5724883'] My bad. It's not clear for one and for another thing it was like 5:00AM when I wrote that where I am. Either way, I'm tired; Rarity still wins IMO. [/quote] =/ Now he likes the other one Also, you totally stole that line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 [quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1325540253' post='5745039'] He at first liked it overall and didn't like that I (you) stole that line =/ Now he likes the other one Also, you totally stole that line [/quote] "I'm the real OG" is a gangsta-like line >> Tho I DID see that they said it in ERBoH Anyway, I just think he liked mine better overall And I say that, because there's no other way he'd have voted for me cuz IDK him .3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 [quote name='~Fluttershy~' timestamp='1325542024' post='5745091'] And I say that, because there's no other way he'd have voted for me cuz IDK him .3. [/quote]But you're DL, everyone knows you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 [quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1325542648' post='5745104'] But you're DL, everyone knows you [/quote] I doubt that >>'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 LUNA LOVEGOOD VERSUS LARXENE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 [color="#dda0dd"]"I'm a pony, motherf*cker, and demand some respect"[/color] That is why Rarity gets my vote. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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