Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Throw stuff into bad translator and see what you get. Bad Translator: [url="http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator"]http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator[/url] A quote from [i]The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew[/i] [left]Original text:[/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif]"Make your choice, adventurous Stranger; Strike the Bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had"[/font][/color][/size][/left] [right][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif]...30 translations later Bing gives us:[/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif]"Sélectionnez mode in and, for example, manquantes, sociopath, crazy plaques aventure."[/font][/color][/size][/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is so hilarious it's untrue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Hero of Sky~Link Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Interesting, I think it's the way the text is, but for now I agree with Shard (for once in my life). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted December 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Added link to Translator. Make your own translations. Mine: [left][size=4]"YOU ATE MY RAMEN!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!"[/size][/left] [right][size=4][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]...30 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=4][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif]"I can die on the shoulder."[/font][/color][/size][/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 [color=#454545][size=1] [i]"There is no one else here, I am the only one standing"[/i][/size][/color] [color=#454545][size=1][right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right][/size][/color][color=#454545][size=1] [i]"Create multiple paths."[/i][/size][/color][color=#454545][size=1] [size="3"]The Derp.[/size][/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 [i]"Your mother sings very strange songs!"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Music, and his mother's name was very interesting."[/i] [i]"Cool Story, Bro!"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Talk to your friends happy."[/i] [i]"[/i][i]Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Gear XX core funding of the relevant offences in relation with the letters ".[/i] [i]"I blame the Gears."[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"(I) the working group."[/i] [i]"It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon."[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"He is the man"[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted December 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 [left][size=3][b]Original text:[/b][/size][/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] [right][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]...10 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"If there a u. n. military coup d emballage workers, Canda, United States and Of British Broadcasting Corporation's radio one Pop name Tootsie."[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]Original text:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me."[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] [right][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]...30 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"A B c d e f g h j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x and "Abc" and "I now know that the music"."[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]Original text:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/left] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"My pants are taking over the world! We have to stop them!"[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] [right][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]...30 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"In the world and my jeans. Of The Order."[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myst Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 [b]Original text:[/b] [i]"A book you could never just put down"[/i] [right][b]...30 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Cancel"[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 [i]"Upon examinating, you examine that the examiner is indeed an examiner!"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"If more than 1000 euros Axaminating researchers and e"[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myst Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 This is so hilarious xD [b]Original text:[/b] [i]"Cool story bro."[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Bishōj sinshi, "Sailor Moon", the free encyclopedia"[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcardmaker Posted December 30, 2011 Report Share Posted December 30, 2011 Put a banana in your ear. Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear. It's true, so true, when it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your ear. [right][b]35 Translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] Bananas. She accepted, as ripe bananas. At the end of the darkness. Hello, hunger, Poire, spices and how it is difficult to break. Tried this one, but it just simplified the statement. No kidding. The ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is forty-two. [right][b]35 Translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] 42 is the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted December 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][left][b]Original text:[/b][/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][left][i]"GUYS! I'm being eaten alive by a pair of pants! Guys!?"[/i][/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right][/size][/font][/color] [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][left][i]"Boys! I live to eat your pants! Boys?"[/i][/left][/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 [left][size=3][i]"He said, "Awesome!""[/i][/size][/left] [right][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/font][/color][/size][/right] [left][size=3][color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][i]"He said: "OK"."[/i][/font][/color][/size][/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 [i]"hpmuirt lliw zrev eht"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"(c) Copyright Lezhalif lesson Hebmoir"[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Yep. I did the Pokemon theme [color=#000000]Original text:[/color] [color=#000000]"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each Pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside. "[/color] [color=#000000]...20 translations later Bing gives us:[/color] [color=#000000]"that's great. If the people. The surface of the part is within a few minutes, any confidential why technology?"[/color] [color=#000000]Original text:[/color] [color=#000000]"Pokemon gotta cath'em all! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny. Pokemon gotta catch'em all! Oh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon gotta catch'em all! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through!"[/color] [color=#000000]...20 translations later Bing gives us:[/color] [color=#000000]"Fire, fire Katherine e. fill in all the bars of Poker Poker Online Poker and I know that my success. Enter the art of Mo Ah, storage, translation and is the world's best friend. Please enter all available translations of a set of TRUE courage."[/color] Who can teach me the art of Mo Ah? [color=#000000]Original text:[/color] [color=#000000]"You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all! Gotta catch'em all! POKEMON!!"[/color] [color=#000000]...20 translations later Bing gives us:[/color] [color=#000000]"If you can learn to teach me! Pokémon! Arrest! Dingkarp! Pokémon!"[/color] [color=#000000]WTF is a Dingkarp?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 "Get the f*** out of my room!" After 10 translations "My room and your ass." Conclusion: Saying to get out means to have anal sex with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][left][color=#000066][b][i]"SOPA's creator needs to die horribly"[/i][/b][/color][/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][right][color=#000066][b][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/b][/color][/right][/size][/font][/color] [color=#454545][font=Helvetica, Arial, FreeSans, sans-serif][size=1][left][color=#000066][b][i]"What good friends wathe bikini nakhue"[/i][/b][/color][/left][/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 [i]"Dark Magician and Dark Magician with boobies"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Black frame."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 "Let me f*ck you." 35 translations later, bing gives us... "Heck, in the Centre." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Original text: "Let's play some Yugiohs." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Get some Ugioh."Original text: "Lunacy - That just happened" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Now you must be crazy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 [i]"Screw the rules i have money!"[/i] [right][b]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/b][/right] [i]"Make sure that you have a name."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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