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You've seen it, you know what it is, and you gotta say that you can't but help be creeped out by some of it.

Discuss Creepypasta in all of its glory, from Suicide Mouse to the Lavender Town Syndrome.

Oh, and don't go and post images in this thread, particularly those that would affect smaller children. [i]This is a children's card game forum, after all...[/i]

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This one gives me the creeps, not all that scary but weird as h*ll:

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A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they must surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only [url="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jane#"][color=darkgreen][size=1]child[/size][/color][/url] as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
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[quote name='Travie' timestamp='1323811657' post='5704549']
Anyone who is a fan of horror, such as myself, laughs in the face of Creepypasta.
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Most of it is poor, yeah.

Sometimes I can't help but get creeped out by some of it, though. Most particularly the Lavender Town audio- I know the story is a big fat lie, but it still has that unsettling effect on me.

[quote name='â—ŠRenjiâ—Š' timestamp='1323811757' post='5704556']
This one gives me the creeps, not all that scary but weird as h*ll:

[spoiler=Creepypasta]
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they must surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only [url="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jane#"][color=darkgreen][size=1]child[/size][/color][/url] as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
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Now that, my friend, is funny.

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[quote name='â—ŠRenjiâ—Š' timestamp='1323811757' post='5704556']
This one gives me the creeps, not all that scary but weird as h*ll:

[spoiler=Creepypasta]
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they must surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only [url="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jane#"][color=darkgreen][size=1]child[/size][/color][/url] as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
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This is a very clever story.

Or, to be more precise, it was a very clever story when Robert A. Heinlein wrote it in 1958 under the name "--All You Zombies--". Whoever plagiarized it to make this creepypasta, with a writing style vastly inferior to that of the original, is just an idiot.

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[quote name='â—ŠRenjiâ—Š' timestamp='1323811757' post='5704556']
This one gives me the creeps, not all that scary but weird as h*ll:

[spoiler=Creepypasta]
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they must surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only [url="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jane#"][color=darkgreen][size=1]child[/size][/color][/url] as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
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That was more of a bad fanfic or soap opera than a creepypasta.

As Crab said, it was clever though, since it was ripped from an actual book. But really, if that happened, time would aslpode.

Spelling error intentional.

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[quote name='Crab Helmet' timestamp='1323812218' post='5704575']
This is a very clever story.

Or, to be more precise, it was a very clever story when Robert A. Heinlein wrote it in 1958 under the name "--All You Zombies--". Whoever plagiarized it to make this creepypasta, with a writing style vastly inferior to that of the original, is just an idiot.
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Huh, never knew that. I oh so wonder how many more works may have been plagiarized and made into Creepypasta.

[size=1]Also gonna get this outta my system before everyone else does it...[/size] IF THE STORY WAS PLAGIARIZED, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! D=

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I looked up Slenderman.

I get WAY more scared by a Minecraft Enderman than I do Slenderman. All it is is a skeleton-like figure with hardly any (none) facial features, several arms (tentacles?) coming out it's back and, judging by "fanart", lurking in the shadows.

But yeah, creepypasta.com and the Creepypasta wiki are the coolest sites I've ever been on, besides the almighty YCM.

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[quote name='GreigaBeastDS' timestamp='1323827295' post='5705372']
I looked up Slenderman.

I get WAY more scared by a Minecraft Enderman than I do Slenderman. All it is is a skeleton-like figure with hardly any (none) facial features, several arms (tentacles?) coming out it's back and, judging by "fanart", lurking in the shadows.

But yeah, creepypasta.com and the Creepypasta wiki are the coolest sites I've ever been on, besides the almighty YCM.
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Oh. Thats not so bad.

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Creepypasta that DON'T have plot holes can be scary.
For example, that Follow the Origin pokemon Creepypasta? Too many plot holes to be scary.
This one thing about some kind of Sleep Deprivation that caused the subjects to eventually die when they started to sleep, with much graphic detail, was pretty creepy.

Then of course, there are some that are just plain silly or bad, IE this:
On your thirty-fourth birthday, go to you local convenience store and pick up the new paper, there will be a section in the classifieds commemorating your birth, and asking you to turn around. Upon turning around, you will see a man in a black cloak advancing in your direction. Should you choose to flee, he will hunt you down for the rest of your life, eventually killing you! However, if you stay where you are and show no intent of running, he will present you with a small package, containing the object of most desire.


And I still can't take the word Creepypasta seriously after Lewis from the Yogscast interperted it as actual Pasta, and imagining a Zombie popping out of spaghetti.

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[quote name='GreigaBeastDS' timestamp='1323827295' post='5705372']
I looked up Slenderman.

I get WAY more scared by a Minecraft Enderman than I do Slenderman. All it is is a skeleton-like figure with hardly any (none) facial features, several arms (tentacles?) coming out it's back and, judging by "fanart", lurking in the shadows.

But yeah, creepypasta.com and the Creepypasta wiki are the coolest sites I've ever been on, besides the almighty YCM.
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Marble Hornets on the other hand.
There is some really good creepypasta out there (e.g. Candle Cove), and some that are plain stupid, like Jeff the killer. The only mildly saving grace of that story is the... picture.

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I'm a huge fan of Creepypastas. And a huge fan of horror. But, I'll admit some of it can be pretty laughable.
However, many creepypastas do something a lot of horror movies forget, they scare you on a more psychological level. Since they can't "scare" you with special effects. There was a time that I read so many good creepypastas that it did in fact get a little hard for me to sleep.

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[quote name='Clear Vice Dragon' timestamp='1324239629' post='5715464']
[spoiler=Image, unsuitable for the easily scared]
[img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/195/f/a/jeff_the_killer_by_mattt1996-d3rdv6m.jpg[/img]
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The only reason that creepypasta is remotely creepy.
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The f*** is that?


[quote name='Nomadic Artiste - Issun' timestamp='1324239652' post='5715465']
You shouldn't have done that, Ryuk.
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I know. :<

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