That Which Is Not

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

[center]That Which Is Not[/center]
[center]Lvl 12[/center]
[center]Water[/center]
[center]Winged-Beast/Synchro/Effect[/center]
[center]?/?[/center]
[center]1 tuner + 1 or more non-tuners[/center]
This monster cannot be special summoned from the Extra Deck except by Synchro Summon by this card’s original owner. The Synchro Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Synchro Summoned, a Spell, Trap, or Monster Card cannot be activated. This card’s original ATK is equal to the number of monsters in your Graveyard with different Types X 800. This card’s original DEF is equal to the number of monsters in your Graveyard with different Attributes X 1000. This card gets effects based on the number of monsters used to Synchro Summon this card that had different Names, Types, and Attributes. * 2+ By returning this monster to your Extra Deck, you can Special Summon a number of monsters with different Names, Types, and Attributes from your Hand or Graveyard equal to the number of monsters used to Synchro Summon this monster +1. * 3+ This card cannot be targeted and is unaffected by the effects of other Monsters, Spells, and Traps. This card cannot be Tributed. This card cannot be removed from the field, except as the result of battle This card's effect/s cannot be negated by any other card, and cannot be chained to. * 4+ Your opponent cannot select this card as an attack target. Once per turn, during either player’s Standby Phase, you can remove from play 1 monster in your Graveyard to choose 1 phase of a turn. During your opponent’s next turn, skip the phase that you chose. * 5 You win the duel.

I'm no good at the new literal wordings they use.
Its image would be a blue-bird.

[Bahamut - Envoy of the End]

Now where did I put my magnifying glass?

Just a random collection of effects. But then again this was a joke right?

Right?

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Nah, just a custom card I realized was too broken to even mention beforehand.

[newhat]

derpwattlock

Do the Materials have to have completely different properties, or just one property different from one another? Either way, the 2+ effect creates a very easy infinite loop with Tuningware or Darksea Rescue.

The 4+ effect should specify "except the End Phase" or something similar, because otherwise many cards are unresolvable.