[MTG] FAILNOOB W/U MYRS

[Zeal Ascendant]

MYRS IS THE BEST DECK TROLOLOLO


...not really, at least not with me making them. I know only the bare bones of mtg, this deck is terrible, and you should fix it. Prepare to be disgusted by this inconsistent crap!

*Keep in mind this deck is not irl, and I have not tested it*


Creatures - 22

2 Palladium Myr
2 Alloy Myr
3 Gold Myr
3 Silver Myr
1 Myr Battlesphere
2 Myr Welder
2 Myr Sire
3 Myr Superion
2 Solemn Simulacrum
2 Myrsmith

Non-Creature Artifacts - 4

1 Myr Turbine
1 Shrine of Loyal Legions
2 Golem's Heart (lolwutrandomtech)

Other Spells - 8

4 Think Twice (ftw)
1 Shape Anew
1 Mind Control (Forgot the one that gives infect. Prolly shouldn't have either one in the deck tho)

2 Dispatch (These were pretty much just some good instants/sorceries/enchantments that came to mind. There are probably much better ones for this deck. Feel free to suggest them!

Lands - 24

12 Islands
12 Plains (tell me if there's a land that gives you w/u mana)



So yeah. Because this is so mind-numbingly bad, feel free to post a whole other decklist that actually does it right. Just stick to the W/U Myr theme.

Have fun hating me!

[.Requiem]

Lands (24):
4x Glacial Fortress
4x Seachrome Coast
7x Island
6x Plains
3x Buried Ruins

Creatures (19):
3 Palladium Myr
4 Gold Myr
3 Silver Myr
3 Myr Battlesphere
4 Myr Galvanizer
2 Wurmcoil Engine

Spells (17);
3x Dispatch
4x Tempered Steel
3x Myr Turbine
2x Blue Sun's Zenith
3x Myr Reservoir
3x Forbidden Alchemy

My friend runs something similar, I think this deck is a decent guess at what cards he has in it. It does pretty well sometimes at my local FNM. Other cards that you should consider are Chimeric Mass and maybe some blue counter spells if you want to run a more control variant.

[Zeal Ascendant]

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