HaouJudai Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 *these names are members on my local store's site* Haou is sitting on a rock with a Yugioh! deck in his hand talking to his pet dog, CK. A picture-esque sky and a beautiful sunset are overhead and a kansas farm is in the background. Haou-othy: My CK, it's a beautiful format. I don't think anything could mess up the diversity of this format. Konami would never print another incredible expensive and broken money chase card right after they put tengu and tourguide in the TCG alone with priority. Just then Dark Storm clouds gather above them - the bright sunset goes as dark as night and a powerful wind blows... CK: Bark Bark Bark!!!!!!! Haou-othy: You're right CK, it's a sneak peek storm!!!! This one must have another broken TCG exclusive that's on the verge of an emergency ban!!!!!! Just then a column of Rescue Rabbit cards come down in a tornado slamming into the landscape tearing up trees and buildings wherever it hits. The Rabbit-Nado continues towards CK and Haou-othy. Haou-othy picks up CK and they run into a small house that has the words Tier 3 above the doorway. The Rabbit-Nado rages outside and dollar bills and Rescue Rabbits swirl everywhere as the house is picked up and swept away. CK: Bark Bark!!!! Haou-thy: I know CK!!!!! I don't think hiding in Tier 3 this format will be enough for us - Hold on!!!!!! Maybe we can miss the sneak!!!!!!!! The Tier 3 house flies into the air and Haou-othy looks out the window and sees Photon Veil and jumps back in horror. An Evol card flies through the window and hits him in the head - he falls back onto the bed while CK leaps up and barks at the storm. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Later everything is calm. Bright light is coming through the window. Haou-othy gets up and slowly makes his way outside - picking up a wicker picnic basket - CK jumps inside the basket. Once outside Haou-othy is terrified to see the house landed on someone and black stockings with ruby red slippers stick out from underneath. Above them they hear an evil cackle and black smoke spews out from behind as an old hag with green skin and a giant nose with warts lands on the ground and dismounts a broom. Haou-othy: (in fear) WHO ARE YOU???!!! Witch: I'M THE WICKED TCG OF THE WEST - I SEE THAT YOU HAVE LANDED ON MY SISTER!!! TURN PLAYER PRIORITY IN THE EAST!!!!! *reaches down* This means that the ruby slippers of balanced formats will belong to me and I can finally destroy them!!!! Roadkill OTKs will be the norm FOREVER!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAH As the wicked TCG of the West reaches down the slippers disappear - a voice is heard from above and an angelic figure appears and descends. Angel: *to Wicked TCG* I'm afraid you won't find them any longer oh Wicked TCG of the West I've given them to someone with some common sense who doesn't make decisions based on selling their customer's souls to make a buck. Wicked TCG: CURSE YOU!!!!!!!! Haou-othy: What the ffffffuuuuuu - why am I wearing slippers? They don't match my outfit at all .. if the fashion police see this then I''m...... Wicked TCG: THERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!! *reaches down - electricity blasts her hands* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!! YOU'VE BEWITCHED THEM!!!!! Haou-othy: *to angel* Who are you? Angel: I'm the Good TCG of the East, Cardfight!! Vanguard. I've given you the ruby slippers of a balanced format without any broken TCG Exclusives. Wicked TCG: I'LL DESTROY THOSE SLIPPERS AND YOU ALONE WITH THEM!!!!! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY COMPETITIVELY WITHOUT THE TCG EXCLUSIVES!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH *jumps on a broom and flies away - yells below* JUST YOU WAIT MY LITTLE CUSTOMER!!!! YOU'LL PAY THE AFTER MARKET VALUE - YOU'LL PAY DEARLY!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Haou-othy: *to cardfight vanguard angel* Can you send me home? I've got to have CK neutered. CK: ???????? !!!!!! Cardfight!! Vanguard: Oh i'm sorry - that is beyond my power little cardfighter - but I do know of one in Oceania City that may have more knowledge of all TCGs that can help you. The ForgottenBlazer of CCGs. Just follow this internet link to his G League profile. *a yellow bricked link roadway appears* Haou-othy: Oh thank you!!!! I'll go there and find him now!!! *waves to Cardfight!! Vanguard - starts to sing - OH I'M OFF TO SEE THE BLAZER - THE WONDERFUL BLAZER OF....... CK: Bark Bark!!!! Haou-othy: You're right CK - I can't sing worth a gotterdamerung anyways .... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Along the way CK and Haou-othy pass a corn field. They come to a fork in the yellow internet link road. As he is standing there contemplating the split a voice speaks. Voice: I would take the road to the left Haou-othy: Wow CK the voices in my head that I'm constantly hearing are much louder today.... *scarecrow moves* Haou-othy jumps back... Scarecrow: But some people also go to the right.... Haou-othy: Who are you??? Scarecrow: I'm the Dizzy scarecrow - The Wicked TCG of the West hung me here on this pole and I can't get back into the game since it became so broken. Haou runs over and bends the nail - The Dizzy Scarecrow falls... Dizzy: WHOA!!!!!!!!! *Haou-othy helps him up* Why thank you!! I'm looking to find a balanced card game alternative to competitive Yugioh! Haou-othy: I'm wearing the ruby slippers of a balanced format - you can come with to see Forgottenblazer of G League and he can get you started in the right TCG for you!! Dizzy: Wow, those shoes DO NOT match that outfit. :dantheman: Haou: Let's just get this over with..... Dizzy and Haou-othy run down the left path followed behind by CK ---------------------------------------------------------------- Along the way Haou-othy notices they are walking into a dense dark forest of ominous looking trees... Haou-othy: Wow I'm really not in Kansas anymore... I'm hungry.... I think I'll get an apple from one of these trees - *walks over to a tree and reaches up - the tree wacks his hand away* Haou-othy: OW?? WTF????? Evil Tree: Who do you think you are??? Switching to an inferior wannabe card game when Yugioh is just fine - there's nothing wrong with competitive Yugioh - it's always been this way and the problem is just your attitude!!! Dizzy: Oh no!!! It's a forest of Meta-Troll Trees!!! Run!!!!! Haou-othy and Dizzy begin to run away while the Meta Troll Trees throw flaming comments at them. As he is running Haou-othy runs into a large silver man. POW!!!!!!!!! Haou- OUCH!!!!!! WTH????? *looks up - sees tin man* Tin Man: *barely able to talk* ... need decklist..... Dizzy: *looks around* look here!!!! *picks up Cardfight!! Vanguard decklist* *puts it in tin mans hand - he springs to life and begins to move* Tin Man: I'm laskeri - I've been stuck working on a good Non-Yugi decklist and I had writer's block - thanks!! :D I need someone to tell me what the metagame for cardfight!! vanguard is.... Dizzy: Well we are going to see someone who plays all TCGs - Haou-othy: Yes the ForgottenBlazer of G League CK: Bark! :D Laskeri Tin Man: I'll come with you! I need to find someone who has real knowledge of the Asian CCGs!!!! *The group skips together down the yellow brick internet road* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deep in the woods of Asian Collectible Card Games the group begins to hear scary sounds.... they huddle closely together out of fear... Haou-othy: This feels like there's never going to be an American release of most Bushiroads products!!!!! Dizzy: Oh it will just take time - we have to be patient Laskeri: I don't know - if there's not enough interest in the game then it will never happen for economic reasons... Haou-othy: Releases - Prices and Rarities - OH MY!!!!!!!!! *just then a Lion jumps out and scare the Be-Geezuz out of them* Lion: RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR RAGEEEEEEE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dizzy and Las leap behind trees - Haou-othy is frozen in fear because he needs a change of pants after that scare.... Haou-othy: Who are you and why are you so scary?????? Lion: I'm Punk - an angry duelist who paid too much for a competitive yugioh card and they just reprinted it????? RAGE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want a budget card game but I don't have the nerve to commit to another game for fear of Meta-Troll Tree flames.... Haou-othy: Oh Haters gonna hate - we're on our way to see the ForgottenBlazer of G League - he plays All TCGs and he can tell which game is best... why don't you come with us?? Punk: lolwut??? :dantheman: No Way! I don't want to be trolled. Dizzy: But the most expensive card in Cardfight Vanguard is $40 and they've already reprinted it as a $6 lower rarity Las: It'd be dumb to not at least check it out Punk: Allright..... I'll try it out...........*groups cheers* CK: Bark! Haou-othy: You're right CK - we better get going - it's almost sunset - daylight savings time just kicked in too *they all hike together down the internet link road* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As they hike together - their image appears in a giant crystal ball - The Wicked TCG of the West cackles in delight Wicked TCG: They're too excited about this new game!!!! I know!!! Promo's - Promo's will put them at ease...... In the group's path holofoil cards begin to flitter down from the sky - they stop as they cover the internet link road... Dizzy: New Blackwing Support???? !!!!!! :dantheman: !!!!!! Las: A Tourguide Reprint????????? !!!!! Punk: A set of Reborn Tengu??????? Solemn Warning and Duality Tins??????????? Haou-othy: No Guys!!!! Don't you see???!!! It's all part of a process their research and marketing teams distribute to make money!!!! They will only print more money chase cards in their place!!!! It's..... *stops and looks down* oh wow they printed the OMNI HERO support card - zomg!!! An angelic voice is heard above them - Cardfight!! Vanguard Angel: We have full card art and uncensored art.... We have only one TCG and Priority doesn't exist in our game..... *Blazers Pleasure cards begin to rain down over the evil promo cards - the group snaps out of it* Haou-othy: Let's get out of here or we'll be buying rescue rabbits off ebay!!!!! * the group moves on - they come to Oceania City - Dizzy knocks at the giant gate - a strange man answers* Strange Internet Handle: Who dares approach the gates of G League????? Las: We need to see the Blazer of G League please Strange Byond Profile person: No one may see the Blazer!!!! Not no one!!! Not No How!!!! He's doing his military training!!!!!!!!! *group is sad - Haou is butthurt and cries* Odd YCG member name: Ohhhhhhh don't be butthurt - I'll let you see him - come on in The gates open and the group goes inside - they go to the cardfight vanguard forum - where ForgottenBlazer appears as a giant godlike figure ForgottenBlazer: WHO DARES TO DISTURB ME???????? The group trembles in fear - Haou-othy goes forward... Haou-othy: Oh great and mighty Blazer - we need someone who has cardfight vanguard AND yugioh knowledge to give us a balanced format, a meta rundown and a budget game. And I need to find my way home to anything with Heroes. ForgottenBlazer: I SEE YOU WEAR THE RUBY SLIPPERS OF A BALANCED FORMAT THEY REALLY DON'T MATCH THAT OUTFIT... Haou-othy: ForgottenBlazer: - BUT FIRST YOU MUST BRING ME THE SPOILER OF THE NEXT YUGIOH TCG RELEASE!!!! Haou-othy: But we only know what the Wicked TCG tells us in advance .. there's no way to.... ForgottenBlazer: SPOILER OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Punk begins to run away and dives through a window in fear - Haou-othy and the group run after him - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Outside the castle of the Wicked TCG of the West the group hides behind some rocks - They watch as MetaGame Trolls come marching out - Dizzy: Ok when the Meta Trolls come by here we'll leap down and take their uniforms and pass ourselves off as Meta - you will have to be rude, steal and rip people off in trades!!! Las: There comes Jeff Jones - we'll jump him!!! Haou-othy: Jeff Jones??? MMM hMMMM MMMM he's delicious!!!!!*thinks* But Jeff isn't a Meta Troll - he's really nice - and nice looking - ummm did I just say that out loud?!? *group stops and all turn around glaring at Haou* Haou-othy: .... Uhhh but No Homo?!!!!! Jeff Jones and his friends walks by and they all jump out and tackle them - Haou a little too aggressively - (no homo! ) They put on the MetaGame Troll uniforms and make their way into the Castle followed by CK. Once inside Dizzy finds the next set's spoilers - They turn to leave the castle and the door slams down shut WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Punk: Do I hear banjo's? Wicked TCG of the West: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA MY PRETTY LITTLE CUSTOMERS!!!!! I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE ALLURE OF COMPETITIVE YUGIOH!!!!!! She walks up to Dizzy - AHHHHH MR. SCARECROW - YOU SAID THE GAME WAS TOO BROKEN!!!! HOW ABOUT AN OTK/FTK HUH??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Dizzy: * in horror* NO THANKS I'VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE *looks at his arm - flames begin to show* Haou-othy: *takes off shoe - scoops up some water out of a nearby bucket and douses Dizzy's arm - some of the water sprays on the Wicked TCG - the Wicked TCG howls in pain and steam begins to pour out from around her* Wicked TCG: NO!!!!!!! YOU'VE DOUSED ME WITH A BALANCED ADVANCED FORMAT!!!!!!! THE ROADKILL OTK/FTKs ARE MELTING - MELTINGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggggg.............what a world.......wtf????.....fffffuuuuuuuuu Haou-othy: *to Billy Brake and Duelist Groundz* I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill the format???? Billy: Are you kidding? We hated that format - now give Jeff his clothes back for christ's sake!!! DING DONG THE FORMAT'S DEAD - WHICH OLD FORMAT??? THE SEPT 2011 FORMAT!!!! DING DONG THE WICKED FORMAT IS DEAD!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Back at the Castle of ForgottenBlazer Haou-othy: *walks forward and lays the next sets spoilers on the ground in front of Blazer...* Blazer: SO YOU DISPOSED OF THE WICKED TCG OF THE WEST.... WELL THIS IS NOT ENOUGH.. YOU WILL NEED TO... *just then ck pulls the curtain back on the man with a strange byond profile name - revealing that he is actually Blazer* The group walks over in shock Blazer: Look, you've had what you've been looking for all along.. you don't need me.... Las: No. We really do - we don't play Asian CCGs Blazer: I will help out when I can but look Dizzy - you should continue playing Cardfight!! Vanguard just like you're doing - and Punk - don't be afraid to try something new - haters gonna hate Punk: True dat!! Haou-othy: That's what I said!!!! You wouldn't listen to me.... Blazer: Haou-othy - first of all - get a new pair of shoes - those are creeping me out - next - Cardfight Vanguard is a CCG made by a coroporate entity just like konami - in time they will probably implement the same policies - just be happy with what you have now and enjoy it while you can - although full uncensored card art and one tcg is probably how it's going to be from now on in cardfight. To get back home you only need to click 'board index' and you can leave this badly written fan fic forever. :D Dizzy: Haou-othy - thanks for helping me find a good Dark Paladin Decklist Las: Actually I still like Yugioh but uh thanks I guess? Punk: I will give cardfight a try - what about a starter deck as a prize in a G league topic challenge? Haou-othy: You've got it!!! I'll do a topic asking which starter deck we'd like to put up as a prize and I'll order it - we'll decide if we want the Asian or English cards first. Now I can finally go home and get CK neutered!!! CK: !!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haou-othy: There's no place like home - *clicks link to home page* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecha Love Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Alice: Hey, Bob! What's up?Bob: Nothing special, Alice.Fics written like this are forbidden, for they show little to no description of the setting and characters. Sorry but the rules are rules...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cursed Reaction Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Sorry but the rules are rules...... Unless it's a full-blown script with settings, lighting and the likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Unless it's a full-blown script with settings, lighting and the likes. Which this is obviously not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaouJudai Posted November 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 it's not at all - oh googily moogily i didn't even look at the rules of the forum - this can be deleted or locked whichever you prefer. My apologies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Only need one of you guys to say it. ._. LOCKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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