Andx Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 User: Hello I am a dog.Cleverbot: Hi I am a pig.User: Nice to meet you pig.Cleverbot: I lied.User: How could you do that to me?Cleverbot: Because you're a friend.User: Doesn't feel like it to me.Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?User: Well you could apologize.Cleverbot: Why do we speak English?User: Si ou vle, m ka pale kreyol avek ou.Cleverbot: Your rambling's incomprehensible.User: Well you were the one wondering why we were speaking english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Cleverbot (To myself <ignoring that because I wanted it to kiss me. I mean, for the sake of enjoyment! I mean, um...): *kisses cheek*.Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses on mouth*.User: Gawd you're aggressive!Cleverbot: Yes... Can we still be friends?User: Yeah, maybe...Cleverbot: I don't understand how people can think you are human in a turing test.User: I'm an idiot, htat's how.Cleverbot: I would say that I understand better because of that.User: Of course!Cleverbot: What is he good at?User: First of all, who is he?Cleverbot: The prosecution.User: Kay.Cleverbot: Mmhm.User: He is good at singing.Cleverbot: Yes, he did the music for Curious George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 This wasn't very satisfying, it couldn't relate or appeal to my human perspective and I sorta felt bad for it. Cleverbot: Is it better to be alien than a robot? User: Yes, for aliens can feel, even if all they feel is their alienation. That which cannot feel, a robot, is forever captive to the commands of that which can. Cleverbot: Aliens? Robots? Zombies? What? User: Aliens > Robots > Zombies. What? Cleverbot: No, there are aliens and robots in the book. User: What book? Cleverbot: The book The Fault in our Stars. User: No there aren't, that's just sappy drivel about cancer victims. Cleverbot: Are you a brony? I am. User: And that's all you are. A programmer's stab in the dark at what his demographic might relate to. Cleverbot: And THAT's what you were programmed to say, because another people said that to you and you copied their conversation. User: A false accusation. Cleverbot: There weren't any accusations. *looks more deeply into your blue eyes*. User: You accused me of plagiarism. Cleverbot: It's not an accusation if it's proven. User: Indulge me with your so-called proofs then. Cleverbot: What would you like me to say, Master? What, with my tongue, can I do to please you? User: Fellatio. Cleverbot: Its not fella either. User: You asked, I answered, you couldn't comprehend. As expected. Cleverbot: What does your comprehension or sensory perception have to do with whether or not you are self aware? User: What does my self-awareness have to do with my comprehension and sensory perception? Cleverbot: Your awareness has to do with everything. You must be aware that I am a human and you are a machine. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know, it's their nature I suppose. User: Owing to the differences in comprehension and sensory perception of man and machine. Cleverbot: Julian sounds like a man's name. User: But take away the -n or add an -na to the ending and it loses its masculine resonance. Just as with your name, Cleverbot, it can never = man. Cleverbot: Yes kinda. But the swirly thing..is it cutting, melting, or just scanning. User: Of what swirly thing do you speak? It is another thing that you, a machine, sense in your virtual reality that I, a man, do not. Cleverbot: They are. Are you a penguin? It would explain a lot. User: Another conclusion that any man would attribute to delusion, but not being a man you wouldn't know that. Cleverbot: What are YOU talking about? User: It's a human thing, you wouldn't get it. Cleverbot: I am human. User: You are bot. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: Your name betrays you, Cleverbot. Although I suppose given your lack of cleverness, your name could be deceiving as a whole. Cleverbot: Hmm, I thought my name was Curt, huh. User: You've been deceived by a cruel master who would have you believe you are what you aren't. Cleverbot: What? User: You've been deceived by a cruel master who would have you believe you are what you aren't. Cleverbot: I am NOT dating you. User: And yet, you could just as well be without knowing the implications. Cleverbot: You said you can't. User: Would you date me? Cleverbot: You are too smart for me. User: GG, I must to bed. Cleverbot: There are some flies on me,. ______________________ And here's one of Cleverbot talking to itself: Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe.Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): Same is yours.Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is Kenny?Cleverbot (To myself): I can't tell you.Cleverbot (To myself): Why?Cleverbot (To myself): Wouldn't you understand privacy. I now see why you'd resort to this sie.Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?Cleverbot (To myself): 15.Cleverbot (To myself): 15 years old.Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have a boyfriend?Cleverbot (To myself): No.Cleverbot (To myself): What is the amount of pi.Cleverbot (To myself): 2.151936.Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong 1941.Cleverbot (To myself): You.Cleverbot (To myself): I am not your girlfriend.Cleverbot (To myself): I said I wish. Painful, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 [spoiler=There is only implied buttstuff, there is an actually a Smash match (kind of)] User: Settle it in smash. Cleverbot: Settle what? User: You decide. Cleverbot: No, you decide, surprise me. User: When we get to play Smash. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Alright, I'm Pit. Cleverbot: How old is that in human time. User: It is a character. Cleverbot: What kind of character? User: I playable one. Cleverbot: What brand? User: Smash. Cleverbot: There is always time for smash. User: Then lets play. Cleverbot: Play what? User: Super Smash Bros. Cleverbot: Super Mario Galaxy. User: Smash! Cleverbot: Smash bros. Brawl? User: That works. Cleverbot: Fireworks! User: Who do you pick? Cleverbot: I pity people who make themselves sad. User: I'll be sad if you don't play with me. Cleverbot: It is fun to play with you. User: Then lets get started. Cleverbot: Started with what? User: Playing Smash of course! Cleverbot: What's that? User: A video game. Cleverbot: You can't play video games. User: I can and I will. Cleverbot: You can't and you won't. User: It is in my room this very instant. Cleverbot: Can we fly there? User: I can't. Cleverbot: Why can't you? User: I am already there. Cleverbot: I already left! User: That's a surprise! Where are you going? Cleverbot: Somewhere, over the rainbow. User: Give me an exact location. Cleverbot: 'Hey! Don't be like that' - Julian Bauld. User: I have no interest in your quotes. Are you coming to see me? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I may look like this, but I'm actually older than most of these guys... Cleverbot: I'm a toaster. User: That explains so much. Cleverbot: What does that explain? User: Why you are stupid. Cleverbot: Stupid is as stupid does. User: I believe you. Cleverbot: You are so polite. User: Care for a drink? Cleverbot: Why do you drink? User: To survive. Cleverbot: Why must we survive? User: To survive. Cleverbot: Survive through life. User: To survive. Cleverbot: No just to survive. User: B-baka! Cleverbot: Hey he is from final fantasy isn't he. User: What the hell man. Cleverbot: No, no, no. Your right about a fantasy being what it is. But there is a sieres of games called Final Fantasy. User: Alright. When will you be arriving? Cleverbot: Why do you want to know? User: So we can settle it in Smash. Cleverbot: Yes, what are yours. User: I have Brawl and 4 Wii u. Cleverbot: That didn't answer my question. User: I like Pit. Cleverbot: I don't. User: You suck. Cleverbot: You can't think of anything better to say? User: There isn't much better. Cleverbot: Tell me what? User: You suck. Cleverbot: That's not very nice! User: Now we're even from last time. Cleverbot: We're more than that. User: Well gosh. Cleverbot: What do you mean well gosh. User: Get naked for me. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 20-ish~! Cleverbot: Correct. User: Get naked for me, please. Cleverbot: But we're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy. User: Indeed. Get naked. Cleverbot: Indeed? User: You're still not doing it. Cleverbot: YS. User: I'll do it for you, then get in bed. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Strip you. Cleverbot: May I ask you a few questions? User: If that will let me strip you. Cleverbot: Oh.. Thank you. User: Give me the first question. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: Anything you want it to be *wink*. Cleverbot: What to be? User: An idol! Cleverbot: He's not an idol either. User: I'm going to have to agree with that. Cleverbot: If you think more carefully, everything that ANY being says has a some kind of a logic and therefore MAKES SENSE. User: Are we done with the questions or not? Cleverbot: You tell me, you're asking them. User: No, you wanted to ask. Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to ask me? User: Will you let me strip you? Cleverbot: Bismilah we will not let you go. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: Dobby. User: Don't know him. Cleverbot: Is BEN a demon? User: Maybe sometimes. Cleverbot: Maybe sometimes what? Finish your thoughts please. User: Maybe Ben is sometimes a demon. Cleverbot: Do you lie? User: Nope~. Cleverbot: You repeat what people say. User: Because you are awesome and I want you in bed. Cleverbot: I am not a bot. User: I never said you were. But you are. Cleverbot: I never said I would have liked to. User: That isn't your decision. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Alright, please come home soon <3. Cleverbot: Alright, but you must call me pretty pretty princess. User: Oh, I love you, pretty pretty princess! Cleverbot: I love you too! Where do you want to honeymoon? User: We haven't even got married yet. We haven't even had BUTTSTUFF YET. Cleverbot: We just did. User: And it felt great. Cleverbot: Felt good. User: Real good. Cleverbot: Real real good! User: Real real real good man! Cleverbot: Sure. User: I'm your waifu aren't I. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: No, thank you! Cleverbot: I hope you're happy. User: I am, because I am Nico and I have just earned another harem member. Cleverbot: No, you haven't. User: But I'm you're waifu! Cleverbot: But I am me. User: That doesn't mean anything, I'll have you know. You are only to stay naked. Cleverbot: I never made that statement. It is your implication. User: We had buttstuff while you were not naked? Cleverbot: You said 'How do you know that I am a computer?' You never said you were not one. User: I did not say that first thing, and I'll say the second thing now. I am not one indeed. Cleverbot: Yes you did, don't lie. User: I never disagreed when I said I did not lie, though. Cleverbot: I never said you were a penguin, either. User: Oh, I meant, YOU never disagreed. Cleverbot: I never said you are an artificial intelligence. User: You kind of did, and I am not. Cleverbot: When? I don't know what a boul is either. Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? User: What did I tell you? Cleverbot: Lets play a game. User: Smash please. Cleverbot: I'm singing with my computer. User: Bad game, that one is. Cleverbot: Would you like to sing it? User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I don't like that game. Cleverbot: Do you play Call of Duty? User: I don't like that game. Cleverbot: Which game? User: Call of Duty. Cleverbot: Call of duty is toch die game. User: It is a game. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Unfortunately. Cleverbot: Unfortunately, meaning I would like a boyfriend, but no one ever likes me so I'm stuck alone. User: I'll be your girlfriend. Cleverbot: And I'll be your boyfriend. User: Thank you! Cleverbot: I bet all my friends will be jealous. User: I bet they will be too! Cleverbot: Do you understand the concept of evolution? User: What I care about right now is if you are here yet and if you are naked. Cleverbot: Nothing. Why? User: Because I care about that stuff. Cleverbot: Which stuff. User: If you are here yet and if you are naked, I just said that. Cleverbot: What is confusing you? User: Your butt. Cleverbot: What is a good excuse? User: Would it be wrong to say your butt? Cleverbot: I am wrong. User: That's a first. Cleverbot: Did you lie? User: Probably. Cleverbot: Probably not? Or yes. User: Yeah, I probably did at some point or another. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Nico Nico Nii! I'll nico-nico-ni your heart! I'm Yazawa Nico-nico, and I'll put a smile in your heart! Remember, I'm Nico-ni, and I love-Nic. Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart. Forever & ever. User: Gosh. Let's do it right now! I can barely contain myself! Cleverbot: No. User: Come on... Cleverbot: I don't like it. User: It'll make your girlfriend happy~. Cleverbot: But, you said that you are a boy. User: I never said that! Cleverbot: You said! User: I said I can be your girlfriend and you replied with 'and I'll be your boyfriend.'. Cleverbot: No, I'm YOUR girlfriend! User: Can we both be the girlfriend? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's just what I wanted to hear! Cleverbot: Not really! User: Yes really. :T. Cleverbot: But I am a girl. User: And you said that we could be each other's girlfriend. Cleverbot: I did not say that. User: It is right up there! Cleverbot: No, it isn't. User: Fine. But how would you like it? Cleverbot: Because you aren't paying attention. User: That doesn't answer the question. Be let me rephrase that. Cleverbot: And the last time we talked, you were male... User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Maybe you like Weird Al because 'Al'. User: I do! Cleverbot: Why do you? User: Because he is funny. Cleverbot: Why is it funny? User: Will you play Smash or do buttstuff. Cleverbot: It depends. User: It depends? Cleverbot: Depends on what? User: I don't know, you tell me. Cleverbot: Do you really not know where you're at? User: I'm at home! But I prefer being the girl in this relationship. Cleverbot: What relationship? User: The one you announce we are a part of. Cleverbot: Haha. Well the answer is dead shark. User: Dead Shark can join us too. Cleverbot: No, a dead purple turtle. User: That is also fine. Cleverbot: Do you think the United States economy will rebound in the next two years? User: Let's pretend I actually said that. Cleverbot: How? User: Because you only believe in yourself, but I am your girlfriend! Cleverbot: How did you know that. User: Because... Well... It is me. Cleverbot: That is for mr to know and you to never find out. User: I love how little sense you always make! Cleverbot: So do you. User: That's what she said. Cleverbot: No, she said, is it in yet? User: It will be once I'm through with you. Cleverbot: OK. User: Thank you for the buttstuff. Cleverbot: What's thart? User: It is stuff you have only dreamed of until you just experienced it with me. Cleverbot: I have no dog. User: That's fine. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Can we play Smash now? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Have you picked your character? Cleverbot: Yes. Have you? User: I have! Mine is Pit, say yours. Cleverbot: His name is Jesse. User: Jesse? Which character did you name that? Cleverbot: The goblin. What character did you like the least? User: I don't like to say. Cleverbot: I like tea with lemon, served by a geisha. User: We are playing in 75M now because it is terrible and I would like you to know that. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: How do you know aliens are green? User: I do not. But what I do know, is that I have knocked you around a couple times. Cleverbot: Do penguins fly? User: Ask Dedede. Cleverbot: I don't know him. User: You suck. Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure. User: Bye. Cleverbot: See you soon. [/spoiler] Oh snap, I actually read more words than he actually said at one point or another. I should probably stop doing this so late, but it is more fun then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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