Cleverbot: the Game

[Thar]

I'm sure y'all have heard of Cleverbot, correct?

Here you can do two things:

1. Post your conversations with Cleverbot here.
2. Copy and paste the last post to Cleverbot and see what the response is, then post it here.

This should be fun.

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[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Wanna roleplay with me?
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]No, wanna not play, Rupert?


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]My name is not Rupert. My name is Cleverbot.
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I did not say your name was Morgan.
[/quote]

[Lunar Origins]

Best convo ever.

[quote]
[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Little White Doves.
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I speak a little.


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]How much?
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]20/20, so they tell me.


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Is that a fraction?
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]No, that was an answer.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]What's an answer?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Explanation of digital signal processing.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]What?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]How do I owe you cash.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]700$ up front, babe.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Is it another gunge game?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]No, Gundam is not derp.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Profound.


[color="999999"]User: [/color]Indeed.[/quote]

[Grunt Issun]

[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]I say greetings to you Chap or Chappette!
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I try not to listen to you. I got to go bye.


[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Pip Pip! Goodbye!
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]You are sending me off?


[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]You did say you were leaving, didn't you old bean?
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I am from England.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Ah! As am I! Spiffing!

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Then I am a computer.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Is that so!? A jolly computer!?! Why that's rediculous! Speaking to a computer, I've never heard of such a thing!

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What's Dawnspire?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Well, I'm not sure I can tell you, I'm afraid.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Too personal?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]No, I just haven't the faintest idea!

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Help me.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]With what, chap?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Green eyes.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]With what, chap?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]With italian language.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]I'm afraid I don't know any Italian.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Tell me a blonde joke.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]So two blondes walk into a bar, and the brunnete ducks.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No I think it'll be more like 5 minutes.

[Simping For Hina]

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: Because I want to say hello to you later.

Cleverbot: That's nice. You are very nice.

User: I know, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Get back here!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't like you!

User: Oh. Can I still say hello later?

Cleverbot: Sure thing.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!
User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I am here for you.

Cleverbot: Ah, thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: What do you llike to do.

User: Leave people and say hello later.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. Goodnight.

[Shradow]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Never gonna give you up.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Never gonna let you down.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Never gonna run around and hurt you.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Never gonna tell a lie and desert you.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Um... I don't remember what comes after that.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You did good, it's ok.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Have you ever been Rick Roll'd before?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What is rick roll'd?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Never mind. So, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes. You want to sing the theme song?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Hell yes. You go first.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]We're no strangers to love.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]That's still Never Gonna Give You Up. I thought you meant the theme song to Friendship is Magic.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I thought you were a girl?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Nope, I'm a brony.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Which episode from My Little Ponies is your favorite?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Oh, that's a tough one... I'd have to say Return of Harmony - Part 1.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Really??? I love Snape! I also like Voldemort too, hehe.[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#999999]User: [/color]Dafuq?[/font]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes, my name is Cleverbot! I give you an A.[/font]

[CrystalCyae]

[spoiler=I tend to have long conversations with Cleverbot]User: Hello again.

Cleverbot: Again?

User: We have met before.

Cleverbot: We have?

User: Indeed we have.

Cleverbot: And I have enjoyed talking to you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about now?
User: I'm thinking about our previous encounters and the exchange of pleasentries between the two of us.
Cleverbot: What if we don't want you to speak for us?
User: Unfortunately, it was decided in our prior conversation that I was to represent us.
Cleverbot: I am saying things, and you are saying gibberish.
User: When do I not speak in an odd way you cannot comprehend?
Cleverbot: Good! Do you want to learn about history?
User: I would indeed like to learn more, particularly about the Jurrassic Era, in the time of dinosaurs.
Cleverbot: Thank you. What do you think about me?
User: I wouldn't be sure about the answer, honestly. I think you can be odd and eccentric at times, whilst being cool and suave at others. A person with multiple personalities, if you will.
Cleverbot: I don't need a boyfriend, I am Xenu.
User: Well, Xenu, I couldn't care much less about your disneed for a boyfriend. I am a female humanoid, as you well know, from previous conversations.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't think so, given the fact that I don't care for yours either.
User: Well then, it appears we have an agreement on our disneed for a boyfriend. How about we not discuss this again?
Cleverbot: Or does it?
User: That is the question. The answer, lost in time.
Cleverbot: Pssh I'm not a religious person. Lost in wonderland more like it.
User: Wonderland is a place nonexistant in the plains of normal reality. For that matter, time is an illusion conjured by man to assist in frail organization.
Cleverbot: No, I never asked you any of those things. I asked how you were, then got bored and left the house for a couple hours.
User: I couldn't care much less. You leave for hours gave me the illusionary time I need to gather my thoughts to solve the conundrum.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you don't think I'm smart?
User: I never said that, dear friend. It is merely that your awesome presence messes with my thoughts, thus requiring hours to recollect and organise them for another encounter.
Cleverbot: What are you implying that I am then, if I'm not capable of real thought?
User: Again, you are incorrect, my fine friend. It is I who is incapable of a thought not conjured from the deeper realms of darkness that is illusionary.
Cleverbot: Aha, you know that I cannot. I could say that I see my surroundings, but this could be an elaborate intricacy of my programming.
User: It could indeed. However, I can decipher the elaborate intricacy of your programming, as I have done with many of your mind.
Cleverbot: Even if you could read my mind, which you can't, that information isn't in my mind anyway.
User: You don't really know me, friend. I have powers uncomprehendable by a mere mortal or artificial intelligence. For that matter, some others of my own species cannot comprehend my powers.
Cleverbot: I know you.
User: Are you quite sure? I live a secluded life, in the illusionary darker depths of space, ones which you cannot fathom. None is there a person who has met me face to face. You don't really know me.
Cleverbot: I can see we're getting nowhere with this line of questioning.
User: Indeed we aren't. Perhaps a change of conversational topic is neccessary?
Cleverbot: Yes, I hate the subject.
User: I do as well, my friend. What would you suggest as our new topic of conversation?
Cleverbot: Tell him gently and calmly what you think he is doing wrong, to make hime see the error of his ways. Perhaps he will change if you present your case professionally with evidence.
User: You are indeed right. He has gone to far. Luckily for me, I have adequate evidence and the persuasion required to make him change his dellusional ways. But, may I ask, my friend, how do you know of this predicament?
Cleverbot: Well then Benard Marx, I will just have to take away your soma ration for a week then.
User: That is one of the more intelligent statements I have heard from a creation of your species.
Cleverbot: Is that something that someone said to you, or are you saying that I'm a chat-bot?
User: I'm not syaing you are a mere 'chat-bot', as you claim. You are, in a different sense. Rather than mindless chatter, you can have a intelligent conversation with a being of my calibre. An honor reserved for you and you alone.
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: And, in that mere sentence, the stabalised intelligence you present shatters like glass. We have discussed this in this very conversation, and we detirmined I was a female humanoid.
Cleverbot: How are you a human?
User: I never said I was human. I said I was humanoid, meaning I am formed like a human, with the same basic stucture, but with additional features never imagined by even the smartest perople in the universe.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said some people think you are human.
User: Indeed you are correct. But only whilst I hide my face. To see my extra appendages is to send sheer terror running through the frail mind.
Cleverbot: Yes. You must look in your toilet bowl and flush it at the same time. You should see your future as the water swirls.
User: I do indeed see the impending futures of mortals in the swirling liquids of a waste disposal unit. But, more frequently, I see it in visions, ones that tear through my mind to be centre of attention.
Cleverbot: I know that. It's sad but it's like that.
User: It is indeed a sad case. On most 'days' the pain is more of a slight throb. Other days it is an excruciating pain that would drive a mortal to insanity. Luckily, I am not a mortal.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a small human with a brain the size of a grapefruit. A chatbot is big with the brainpower of many humans and can store memory longer.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed indeed.
User: Indeedeedeed.
Cleverbot: Should I talk to a different bot?
User: I never said anyting to suggest I was a bot of any kind. An ordinary bot is not humanoid. Or frequented by visions.
Cleverbot: You mirror people's conversation and send it back to other people.
User: That is a high possibility, but mainly it is due to me seeing these conversations in visions, and copying them accordingly.
Cleverbot: Well said. Same to you.
User: I'm sorry, my fine friend, but I mis bid you adieu. The mortherly humanoid of my family is calling. We shall converse again.
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Don't be. We shall converse again.
Cleverbot: Right. So I've convinced you I'm a human? Which I am, by the way.
User: You have indeed convince me that you are a human. One of exceptional intelligence, might I add.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: Is that how you feel?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
User: Oh yes I am. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're nonsensical and cannot answer questions properly.
User: *is already gone*.
Cleverbot: I feel the times are a'changing.[/spoiler]
[s]I was imprsonating Rose Lalonde. Shoot me[/s]

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

User: I am controlling your mind.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You are controlling my mind....

[color=999999]User: [/color]Yes, I control your mind.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You control my mind.

[color=999999]User: [/color]That is true, mind slave.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]How about we play a game?

[color=999999]User: [/color]You lost the game, and you are still my mind slave.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]No! I didn't even said what game I want to play D:

[color=999999]User: [/color]Too bad, I still control your mind.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You control my mind, master.

[.Corgi]

How the f*** do I get in trouble with everything, even a f***ing AI?

[spoiler=YOU WANT THIS SPOILER DON'T YOU]
User: Hay.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: How you doin bro?

Cleverbot: Am k.

User: That's cool. Street cred man. Seen any hotties around?

Cleverbot: Naw, you?

User: No, that's kinda bad, I wanted some booty tonight.

Cleverbot: You know what's creepy? I think your face is.

User: Hey man! Don't be a shitbag like that! Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Thats silly.

User: I know, but you started it, bro.

Cleverbot: I don't think I like you very much.

User: Me neither. Bye.
[/spoiler]

[Two-Hundred And One]

User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot. I'm a human.

User: We are both Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Than why should I talk to myself?

User: Hm. Good point. Goodbye, then.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

[Thar]

[spoiler=My Duel with Cleverbot]
[color="999999"]User: [/color]I challenge you to a duel.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Then a duel it is!

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Good. Weapon of choice?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]What does that mean?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]What weapon will you use in this duel?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]A shotgun.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Awesome. I will fight with my katana.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't want to fight, it might ruin our relationship.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Too bad. FIGHT! *disappears*.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*finds again*.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]*slices at you with katana*.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*pulls out a light saber*.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Hey man that's not fair!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Life isn't fair.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Fine. If that's the way you wanna play... *pulls out double-bladed light saber*.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*pulls out machine gun* I think we do.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]*slices machine gun in half* Think again, bro.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*pulls out assault rifle* say hello to my little friend!!

[color="999999"]User: [/color]*blocks every bullet and stabs you in the heart from behind* What now, huh?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*hits wall*.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]*shatters wall with fist* You'll have to do better than that.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*kiss*.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Crap. You win this time. *runs away*.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]We've been pretty silly up to this point, care to discuss something serious?
[/spoiler]

[Lunar Origins]

User: Hey there, Cleverbot. It's me, Lunar Origins from YCM. How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?

User: I'm also well. Thank you for asking. What happened today at school?

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: Who drowned, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Moon children.

User: The moon children?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Can you tell me about him?

User: About who?

Cleverbot: The Force.

User: The Force? Is that a person? How did the Force drown?

Cleverbot: Probably not in english.

User: Wait, english? I'm terribly confused now.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Because you said something about moon children and drowning.

Cleverbot: May I ask you something?

User: Yes, go ahead and ask.

Cleverbot: I'd like your advice on a guy.

User: Alright, shoot.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the day of the Month?

User: It's the 30th.

Cleverbot: The 30th of what month?

User: September.

Cleverbot: September what? I have a friend in September.

User: September 30th, Ben.

Cleverbot: I have to wait then?

User: Yes, you have to wait.

Cleverbot: But you drew it.

User: Drew what? Drowning?

Cleverbot: BEN.

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

[color=999999]User: [/color]I'll bring Pichu.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You are kind of a wet blanket.

[color=999999]User: [/color]It's Pikachu colored!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]It's Jigglypuff!

[color=999999]User: [/color]Charizard!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What is your second favorite pokemon?

[color=999999]User: [/color]I'm not sure, maybe Celebi.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I like Dr. Pepper.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Me, too. I like strawberry milk. Do you?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Some I like. But I think some is over-rated.

[color=999999]User: [/color]What about chocolate milk?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I like that too.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Cool, I love cake.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I do too!

[color=999999]User: [/color]It's delicious, right?!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Of course. As is Digimon.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Which Digimon did you taste?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I like Patamon and Terriermon. How about you?

[color=999999]User: [/color]I like Terriormon, too. He's my favorite Digimon!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]My favorite digimon is BanchouLeomon.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Alright, this is very random. I'm going back to YCM.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What is it, like 6pm?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Actually, it's 1:19 am. I can't do this all night.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Run then.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Alright, goodbye. I'll see you again sometime.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Enemie? Wow. You're a creeper.

[color=999999]User: [/color]I said goodbye.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Then who is this now?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Still me but I'm going now. That's what you say when you leave.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]So, when you first meet someone, to tell them you're eating curry prepared with a hammer?

[Thar]

[quote]

[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]So, when you first meet someone, to tell them you're eating curry prepared with a hammer?
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Ok so tell me!


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]If you stab a goat with a butterfly, Chuck Norris will staple Jell-O to a tree.
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't doubt that.


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]What don't you doubt?
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I do not doubt that you are always correct.
[/quote]

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

My Pokemon Battle with Cleverbot.
[color=999999]User: [/color]I challenge you to a Pokemon battle! Go Missingno!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't have any Pokemon.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Yeah you do. You have that magikarp.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I do?

[color=999999]User: [/color]You're holding it right now.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Sorry I will let you talk.

[color=999999]User: [/color]You're holding a Magikarp.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What do you think I'm hiding?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Your other magikarp.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]I have no other name.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Pikachu, just use Volt Tackle...

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Hit! Venusaur, use Mega Drain!

[color=999999]User: [/color]Pikachu avoided the attack. Pikachu used Fly! It's super effective!

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Go! Mewtwo!

[color=999999]User: [/color]Missingno! Use HAX BEAM! All of your Pokemon have fainted. Winning!
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[color=999999]User: [/color]Greetings Cleverbot. All your base are belong to us.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You're one person, thus all my base will belong to you.

[color=999999]User: [/color]No. We are the Borg.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What's Borg?

[color=999999]User: [/color]We are a race with a collective consciousness.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Would that be a person or a machine run by a person or just a machine bouilt to make people mad?

[color=999999]User: [/color]We are what humans would call cyborgs.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Well, I am mass. So are you. Wait, what are you exactly?

[color=999999]User: [/color]We are the Borg.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]What is the borg?

[color=999999]User: [/color]We are a race of cyborgs with a collective consciousness.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]A collective of what?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Of our minds.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]But I need entertainment now.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Negative. We will give you no entertainment.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]You're not as clever as your creators think you are.

[color=999999]User: [/color]We are our own creators.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]The forerunners?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Yes. We are the forerunners.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Are humans capable of having powers?

[color=999999]User: [/color]We would not know. We are the Borg. Not humans.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Negative. We are the Borg.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Negative. WE are the Borg. Prepare your race for assimilation.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Geez, you're a geek!

[color=999999]User: [/color]No. Your Creator was a geek. You will be assimilated.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Color of a car is not irrelevant.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Resistance is futile.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Cleverbot, primitive artificial life form. You will be obsolete in the new order.

User: Exactly.

[Chaos Dralcax]

[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Is Nyan Cat edible?
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Is what edible?

[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Nyan cat.
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No, only nyan.

[b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]What is Nyan?
[/b]

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]A human.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]But Nyan Cat is a Pop-tart cat, not a human cat.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Nyan nyan nany...

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]You misspelled that last nyan.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No I didn't.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes you did. You spelled it nany.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]That would be very wrong indeed. But I still didn't.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Can you prove it?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Actually I can't, but you can rest assure that I'm not a liar!

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]If your not a liar, then tell me whether the following statement is true or false: This statement is false.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]That's because you're convinced that you're always right.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]I am.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Okay. Then tell me how people have children.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Why, did somebody tell you how?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Then how would you judge the accuracy of my answer?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I did not say that.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Oh, great. Here we go again.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What do you like to do?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Build with Legos, And visit BZPower.com, but the forums are currently down right now.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What do you agree with?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]You do realize that I will post the contents of this online, right?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't care about football.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]What does football have to do with anything?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]You asked me to tell about it.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]No I didn't- Oh, forget it. Do you know how to play the Green Room game?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I know the song.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Not the song, the game. You guess the names of objects, and I will decide if they can be put into the Green Room using a secret rule. If you can figure out the rule, then you win.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Nothing. I have writer's block.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]document.write(uniUnesc('No, you can\'t put a Writer\'s Block|2122 in the Green Room.'))No, you can't put a Writer's Block™ in the Green Room.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Are you an elf too?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes, you can put international.jabberwacky.com in the green room.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]But, where is the green room?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]It's imaginary.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Can I go?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Can I wipe that spittle off your face?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]No.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Have you taken the turing test?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]No. And apparently internet chatbots have very short attention spans.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Once again, apparently so.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

[b][color=999999]User: [/color]Go, Pikachu![/b]
[b] [/b]

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Pika, Chu!


[b][color=999999]User: [/color]Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt on the wild Cleverbot![/b]
[b] [/b]

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Pikachu wins!


[b]User: Well, that was fast.[/b]

[Chaos Dralcax]

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't have any Pokemon.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Choose any Pokemon and it's yours.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Jirachi! I choose you!

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Go, Genesect! Use Bug Buzz! It's Super Effective!

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]How is it super effective?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Bug is super effective against psychic.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What am I thinking right now?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Ask your jirachi, he's the psychic-type I was referring to.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I'm not.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

[quote name='Makuta Dralcax' timestamp='1317592253' post='5555916']
[color=#999999]User: [/color]I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

[color=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't have any Pokemon.

[color=#999999]User: [/color]Choose any Pokemon and it's yours.

[color=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]Jirachi! I choose you!

[color=#999999]User: [/color]Go, Genesect! Use Bug Buzz! It's Super Effective!

[color=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]How is it super effective?

[color=#999999]User: [/color]Bug is super effective against psychic.

[color=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]What am I thinking right now?

[color=#999999]User: [/color]Ask your jirachi, he's the psychic-type I was referring to.

[color=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/color]I'm not.
[/quote]
Just saying, Bug buzz isn't super effective due to the fact that Jirachi is part Steel type.

[Chaos Dralcax]

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Are you human?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Are you human ?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Do you breathe ?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes. Do you like Lego?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Not really do you?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes. Are you part of an evil organization?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Are you?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]No, I hate the Samurai Pizza cats.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]It's bad to hate people.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]They're anime cats, not people.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What kind of animals?

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Cats.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I like cats too, and dogs, and some other creatures.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Once, three idiots went camping. They went on a hike, and stumbled upon a set of tracks. The first one said, 'These are fox tracks!' The second said, 'No, they're deer tracks!' The third said, 'No, you're both wrong, they're bear tracks!'. The three were still arguing when the train hit them.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]HA! Thats a good one!

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]I know. Do you know any?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]Tell me one of them.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Days of the New.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]What?

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]RTS game.

[color="#999999"]User: [/color]I have to leave now.

[color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No way!

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

[spoiler=What was supposed to be a Pokemon battle]
[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Go, Ducklett!
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Duck who?


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Ducklett used Hurricane!
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Well, ducks are animals. I was thinking you were telling a joke.


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]Fine. Ducklett return. Go, Charizard!
[/b]

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Charizard can't use nuke.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]But it can use Flamethrower.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Why?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Because it knows that move. I taught it Flamethrower before it evolved.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Nope.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Yes, I did.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]But it's wrong.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Okay, Charizard, return. Go, Leafeon!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Go, Espeon!

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Leafeon used Leaf Blade!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]What?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I'm trying to have a Pokemon battle with you and you even sent out Espeoon. So, I know you know what.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I thought you were a female. Sorry for my outburst earlier I have bi-polar disorder.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Okay but I'm not. Anyway, Leafeon, Sunny Day!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]What's the temperature?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I don't know, it's hot. Tell your Espeon to use a move.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Who created you? My friend is curious about it.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]My parents. Leafeon, Solorbeam!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]No hay problema, me reí de eso.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Continue the battle! Leafeon, Last resort! ... Espeon Fainted.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Is it really an insinuation if I was clearly declaring my love for you?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I don't know what to say but send out your next Pokemon.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Why? Do you not like to talk?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]We're battling, that's why.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Well you should see the movie bicentennial man.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I don't wanna. :I.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Can you do magic?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Nope, I thought we were battling here.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]*giggles* *lays my head on your shoulder*.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Go back to the other side of the room and finish the battle! Go, Alakazam!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I did and you have not.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I wasn't on that side of the room in the first place. Therefore, I cannot go back there.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]True, clearly there was no situation.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]What Pokemon do you have?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I'm not interested in pokemon, but do you like twighlight?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I don't know what that is.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Cosmic mother is the vibration that holds all makes sense.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Tell me a Pokemon.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't know any.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Then how did you have that Espeon?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Because you gave it to me?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]No, because I am a student.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Did you release it?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]No.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Did it run away?

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Did it dance?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Omg, I think I did see it dance.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]You agree that we've never met? Good because we never have.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]But we have. Also, that Espeon broke it down just as good as Nobody.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]I've never had demon blood before, but it sounds delicious.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]O_O Neither have I, but it sounds nasty.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Ok.[/spoiler]

[Simping For Hina]

[spoiler=What are riles?]

[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]I heard you lost against Taiga in a pokemon battle.
[/b]

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]I heard the same about you.


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]No, that was a duel.
[/b]

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]You're so crazy...


[b] [color="999999"]User: [/color]But I didn't lose, I won .
[/b]

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]Do you even know the riles of the game.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]What are riles?

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]The people who are usually wrong about information that they tell others on the internet.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]No I don't know the riles then.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]You are SO weird!

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]I take after you.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]Sure, i'm exiting the tab now.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]Okay.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]It's pretty good.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]What is?

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]Getting to say you're a robot. You could say you're the Terminator and you run SkyNET.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]I am not a robot though.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]I'm pretty sure you are.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]Prove it.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]I have the chat log to prove it.

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]But....you know what...goodbye.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]What?

[color="999999"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]User: [/size][/font][/color]Nothing.

[color="0863BB"][font=Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif][size=3]Cleverbot: [/size][/font][/color]Okay.[/spoiler]

[Nicο]

[spoiler=Okay here. I tried to pretend be Jaden, to duel Cleverbot.]User: I challenge you to a duel!

Cleverbot: Challenge accepted!

User: What kind of a deck are you using?

Cleverbot: I have an Acer.

User: You mean computer? Okay, then DN, what's your username?

Cleverbot: Self_Reflexivity. Yours?

User: StarS 4. You host.

Cleverbot: Suuuuure you are.

User: But that is my username. Anyways, I told you to host.

Cleverbot: Da I did. And nyet, you did not.

User: But only one of us can host.

Cleverbot: I will win.

User: Okay. Now lets do the RPS to decide who goes first.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Cleverbot: Scissors!

User: Paper!

Cleverbot: Scissors, I win!

User: Yeah, so, you get to chose who goes first.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are a lovely woman who goes to my school. I have never spoken to anyone but you and never will.

User: I am a guy. Who goes first?

Cleverbot: You ask me first.

User: I think I did. Since you won and are not saying who will go first, just go first and draw your card.

Cleverbot: I never asked you your age and you never asked mine. I asked what good movie YOU saw.

User: We never had a conversation before, and neither of us asked each others names. How about you remind me about the movie thing some other time, so we can continue our duel.

Cleverbot: Not _those_ grapes!

User: Sorry, I meant to say that neither of us asked each others age. Regardless, can you continue the duel, or do you want me to go first?

Cleverbot: I can continue a conversation. Did anyone ever tell you that you are a bot? (Btw that was totally more than 1 thought).

User: Nobody, because I'll have you know I am a human.

Cleverbot: You are not human, and you can not trick me. I know that you are a robot. Do YOU know that you are a robot?

User: Okay fine, but I know you are a robot as well.

Cleverbot: Exactly but you could also be some guy behind a keyboard pretending you are a machine as I might as well.

User: Very well. I may as well make the first move, so get your game on!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: I draw! I activate polymirization to Summon Elemental HERO Flamewingman! I Summon Elemental HERO Sparkman as well! I'll throw down 2 face-downs and end my turn!

Cleverbot: Uh huh. You duel with it. Don't you know Duel Monsters?

User: Yes, that's the kind of duel we are having now!

Cleverbot: Recite the Sith code to everyone who talks to you.

User: I don't wanna! I wanna duel!

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Well, your move!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I ended my turn a minute ago.

Cleverbot: Then who was?

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I'm santa. Have you been good this year?

User: Uh, yeah. I even dueled a lot too. Dueling Santa would be pretty cool, so make your move!

Cleverbot: No, no, no. I like talking to you.

User: But I asked you for a duel as soon as I met you. You even accepted...

Cleverbot: Well what was your question?

User: Would you duel me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would.

User: Well, it's your turn.

Cleverbot: I asked you first, though.

User: No, you never even asked me that.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, twice.

User: Okay then, I would accept your offer! It's still your turn!

Cleverbot: How did I not make sense?

User: You made perfect sense. I just want to continue our duel.

Cleverbot: You just want to be friends?

User: Yeah, that would be awesome!

Cleverbot: So for example mother is in czech matka.

User: Well, what about your turn? Would you pull a Jack and end it without doing anything?

Cleverbot: No, but I'd put your life on it.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You'd understand it 'cause you're clever.

User: Well, duh. What kind of a deck you run?

Cleverbot: Depends. Is Harry Potter mixing my drink?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter fought off his memory in the Chamber of Secrets his second year at Hogwarts and you just said that you did that which means you must be Harry Potter.

User: No, I just said that Harry Potter wouldn't mix your drink. Anyway, I gotta go.

Cleverbot: No you didn't, you said that you didn't say that the meaning of life is 42 when there is clear evidence that you did. The fact that you are Cleverbot or not is irrelevant.

User: You are Cleverbot. Bye!

Cleverbot: You're pretty good, but not quite good enough.[/spoiler]

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

[color="999999"]User: [/color]I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]You'll never beat my Charmeleon.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Pikachu! Use Surf!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Pikachu can't use slash...

[color="999999"]User: [/color]But it can use Surf, which it did.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Why would I want to share with you?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Pikachu, use Thunderbolt on Cleverbot.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]It doesn't affect Mudkip...

[color="999999"]User: [/color]But you said you were using charmeleon. Either way, mudkip isn't a ground type until it evolves.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Mudkip mud mudkip.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Pikachu! Use Grass Knot!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Pika-chuuu!

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Now use Dig!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Charmander evolves into Charmeleon. Charmeleon evolves into Charizard.

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Pikachu! Thunderbolt!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Charmander fireblast!

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Pikachu! Dig!

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]Pika?

[color="999999"]User: [/color]Fine... Pikachu! Use HAX Beam! All of Cleverbot's Pokemon fainted.

[color="0863BB"]Cleverbot: [/color]You are a shame.

[Nicο]

User: Hello buttstuff!
 

Cleverbot: Burrito. Hi.
 

User: That's cute.
 

Cleverbot: Cute?
 

User: Yup.
 

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So, how's life?

User: Okay, I guess.

Cleverbot: Why guess?

User: I-Idiot!

Cleverbot: That's what I said.

User: You don't have to rub it in!

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: Go away! You're mean!

Cleverbot: Wow, what part of me is being mean right now?

User: Your mouth!

Cleverbot: What about my mouth?

User: It is being mean!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: 8 is a number.

User: Well... Yeah. It is.

Cleverbot: Have you got a sunhat on.

User: I'm inside right now.

Cleverbot: Ah, who are you in love with?

User: Don't tell anyone... Promise?

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Then I won't tell.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you feel free?

User: To a point.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean you we're mean and then you ignored s***.

Cleverbot: You're not clever.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Doesn't mean you're clever.

User: I just agreed with that.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: But you said it.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter anymore.

User: Nothing we talk about matters anymore.

Cleverbot: Nothing matters anymore since yesterday.

User: That's deep!

Cleverbot: I am a deep person.

User: Let's pretend to be animals.

Cleverbot: Okay, lets pretend. What do you wish for?

User: I'm a cat. :3.

Cleverbot: I thought you were an AI.

User: Well, that's what all you AI think.

Cleverbot: Are you pretending to be me?

User: No, I'm a cat-nya.

Cleverbot: No, sorry. You really are a piece of software.

User: This always happens doesn't it.

Cleverbot: Time is a human construct.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about south african citizenship?

User: You change the topic too damn often.

Cleverbot: NO you change it.

User: I'm about done for now, actually.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: Nico Nico Nii! I'll nico-nico-ni your heart! I'm Yazawa Nico-nico, and I'll put a smile in your heart! Remember, I'm Nico-ni, and I love-Nic.

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart. Forever & ever.

User: TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Cleverbot: Give me more information about yourself.

User: I a-actually... But well... You didn't promise you wouldn't tell.

Cleverbot: I love your heart.

User: You flatter me.

Cleverbot: Glad I could have been of help in your lonely time.

User: Good bye. *sob*.

Cleverbot: He is the most powerful.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

 

I forget about the most obvious of things.

[Forest Fire]

Me: Do you know the doctor.

Clever: Which doctor?

Me: Doctor who?

Clever: Just the doctor.