Phantom Roxas Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 [spoiler=Cartoons That Will Never Be]"Come on, Johnny!" Suzy begged, tugging on Johnny Bravo's shirt as he walked away. "I heard a boy and his dog say they were gunna have an adventure there! Sounds like fun! We should join them!" "Sorry, little neighbor girl," Johnny said, brushing her off, "but I'm too busy to go with you to some castle in the sky. Today's the day your cousin's new Shampoo for Men comes out." Johnny bust out a mirror and stared at himself. "Farrah Fawcett. The only person with hair more beautiful than mine." With that, Johnny walked off again. Suzy thought to herself for a moment, then spoke. "What if I called my cousin to meet us there?" Immediately after saying that, Johnny turned around and walked in the direction of the Castle that Never Was, pulling Suzy along with him. "Start calling, little girl." Soon, Johnny and Suzy were already in the castle, walking through the halls. "You didn't call your cousin, did you?" "Nope," Suzy said, smugly. Johnny sighed, but continued with her. Suzy stopped at a window, and stared up at the moon that was in the shape of a heart. "Why do you think it's shaped like that?" "I don't know, girly, now hurry up and let's get outta-" Johnny stopped dead and stared at the figure that turned the corner. A gorgeous woman with fair blonde hair in a long black robe. Johnny's jaw dropped, and he was soon on her. "Hey there, pretty momma. Did anyone ever tell you your hair is the only one that as good as mine." "What about my-" Suzy interjected, but was soon shut up by Johnny. Larxene laughed at the two, and kicked Johnny right in the gut, sending him flying a good distance. He landed on his face. Painfully, he said to the audience "What a woman." Laughing again, Larxene began to speak. "Oh, you're so much fun to beat!" the Savage Nymph taunted, "If it's hitting on me you're worried about, I suggest you don't." "What do you mean?" Suzy asked. "Well," Larxene said, turning to the little girl, "it's you who should be more worried, actually. Your heart: It's a strong one. The perfect addition to Kingdom Hearts." Larxene was about to attack, when a voice called her, stopping her. The three turned to Xemnas, who was walking towards them. "Leave, Larxene. I'll handle these two personally." "This castle's boring as it is. At least let me-" "No. Go back to Castle Oblivion. Marluxia is waiting for you there." Disgruntled, Larxene teleported away. Xemnas approached Suzy, and lifted her with one arm. "As Larxene said before me, you're heart is very strong. Kingdom Hearts is nearing completion. With your heart, the wait would be much quicker." "Hey!" Johnny said, now standing, "Leave the little girl alone; pick on someone your own size!" Xemnas turned to Johnny, dropping Suzy. "Do you intend to stop me?""Uh... well... let me thi-" It was too late. Xemnas was already upon him. Author's Notes: Scenario written by Ātman Seijo. I'll be surprised if I finish this round before 2012. Johnny BravoFranchise: Johnny BravoPersonality: Flirtatious narcissistic typeSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: NoneOccupation: NoneAge: UnknownLikes: Beautiful women, his mama, and Kung-Fu chick showsDislikes: Carl Chryniszzswics and Little SuzyNominated by: Tom. XemnasFranchise: Kingdom HeartsPersonality: Emotionless mastermindSpecies: NobodyPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Controls the element of Nothingness, wields Ethereal Blades, can open Corridors of Darkness and summon various NobodiesOccupation: Leader and Number I in Organization XIII, using the title "Superior of the In-Between"Age: UnknownLikes: Kingdom Hearts, obtaining a complete existenceDislikes: Loyalty to one's emotionsNominated by: Larxene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Gotta vote for Johnny boy here. DO THA MONKEY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I hardly remember Johnny Bravo. It was a fun show, but definitely not one of my favorites. I should nominate Courage for the next tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Johnny, definitely. Can't argue with that hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devil's Advocate Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Johnny Bravo. So........many,.........MEMES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manzo Ishikawa Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wow. . . . . it's 50/50. Equal. I voted for Xemnas, but it was a tough choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i vote for Xemnas, because i really like the Kingdom Hearts series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Xemnas, KH always wins over CN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Good, Xemnas is now in the lead. Hopefully it stays that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 No contest here....Xemnas FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Why does it say that Johnny is "28 in magical dog years?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Why does it say that Johnny is "28 in magical dog years?" Because shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Johnny Bravo gave me many laughs as a child when unsuccessfully hitting on women. He makes me laugh today because of the cleverly subliminal sexism he adds to the show. Xemnas..............idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I gotta vote for the Johnny. I sorta liked that show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I have to vote for Johnny here. Freaking loved that show when younger. And I've never been a big KH guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Johnny is back in the lead. Hopefully it stays that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Ah. They are tied. *flails arms comically* QUICK LOCK THE TOPI-*shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 There are more than two hours left. Hopefully Xemnas can make it through this round before then. I kind of want to see how many ties we'll get in this round. It definitely seems like there will be a lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 *votes Xemnas* Because Xemnas knows a lot about nothing xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 And so we have another tie. I kind of want to see some matches with four contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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