Hipster Archetype - For teh lulz

[Toffee.]

Elite Hipster -DARK-
Lvl6
[Warrior/Effect]
Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. You can Discard 1 Trap card to Special Summon this card(from your hand). As long as this card remains face-up on the field, you cannot Summon other monsters. As long as this card remains Face-up on the field, neither player can Summon monsters that share a Type or Attribute with this card. Once per turn: pay 1000 Life Points; change the Type and Attribute of this card. This card can attack your Opponent's Life Points directly. If this card is Tributed by a card effect you control, return this card to your hand during the End Phase.
1750ATK / 800DEF

Camera Hipster -FIRE-
Lvl4
[Fairy/Effect]
You can Discard 1 Trap card to Special Summon this card(from your hand). Once per turn: You can change the Type and Attribute of this card. Only once, while this card is face-up on the field: Target 1 monster with the same Type or Attribute as this card; return it to the hand. If this Face-up Attack Position card is destroyed by battle, add to your hand 1 Trap card from your deck who's effect includes Tributing 1 "Hipster" monster. you control. If this card is Tributed by a card effect you control, return this card to your hand during the End Phase.
400ATK / 2050DEF

Mainstream Barrier -Trap-
Tribute 1 "Hipster" monster you control. Banish 2 Face-up monsters with the same Type and Attribute. Draw 1 card.

Ironic Force -Trap-
Tribute 1 "Hipster" monster you control. The Opponent reveals his/her hand. Gain 1500 Life Points.

Torn Jeans -Trap-
Tribute 1 "Hipster" monster you control. Special Summon 1 "Hipster" monster from your deck, and change it's Type and Attribute.

Shuttershades -Trap-
Tribute 1 "Hipster" monster you control. During this turn, the Opponent cannot declare an attack. Draw 1 card.

I'll update this later, when I stop laughing over how ridiculous this is.

[Agro]

Torn Jeans
Spell
Gain 500 Cool Points.

OT: These are fine, with only the name getting to me (obv.)

[Toffee.]

[quote name='AggroDrago' timestamp='1316055966' post='5515815']
Torn Jeans
Spell
Gain 500 Cool Points.

OT: These are fine, with only the name getting to me (obv.)
[/quote]
Added Torn Jeans, and fixed the main card so it can function with it.

[Agro]

[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1316056093' post='5515823']
Added Torn Jeans, and fixed the main card so it can function with it.
[/quote]
lol, 10/10 for that XD

[Simping For Hina]

I feel totally mainstream for looking into this post.
The cards are fine, I really like them.

[Toffee.]

Added Camera Hipster.

[quote name='Daemon' timestamp='1316056437' post='5515830']
I feel totally mainstream for looking into this post.[/quote]
Oh you.

[NumberCruncher]

What exactly does Torn Jeans change the Type and Attribute too?

[Toffee.]

[quote name='NumberCruncher' timestamp='1316058235' post='5515887']
What exactly does Torn Jeans change the Type and Attribute too?
[/quote]
Picking specific Type and attributes is too mainstream.
....
Plus, it would kill half the strategy if you it was a [i]set[/i] Type and Attribute, and the Hipsters would clash with eachother.
And we [i]CANT POSSIBLY[/i] have Hipsters with the same [s]outfit[/s] type and attribute.

EDIT: Added shuttershades.

[NumberCruncher]

[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1316058431' post='5515892'] Picking specific Type and attributes is too mainstream. .... Plus, it would kill half the strategy if you it was a [i]set[/i] Type and Attribute, and the Hipsters would clash with eachother. And we [i]CANT POSSIBLY[/i] have Hipsters with the same [s]outfit[/s] type and attribute.[/quote]

In that case, would you mind too terribly making a Level 3 Tuner for the deck?