Pain - The Absolute

[The Dark Knight]

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[center][center] [size=5][b][color=#ff8c00]Pain - The Absolute[/color][/b][/size][/center][/center]
[center][center] [size=4][color=#ffa500]|DARK|*12|Fiend/Effect|0/0|[/color][/size][/center][/center]
[center][center] This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned while your LP are 500 or lower. Your opponent cannot activate card effects during the turn this card is Summoned. When this card is successfully Special Summoned, inflict damage equal to half your opponent's LP to your opponent and increase your LP by the same amount. During each player's Standby Phase, both you and your opponent take 500 damage. You can take 500 damage to negate the effect of a card effect that would affect this card and destroy it. Any Battle Damage you take involving this card is instead dealt to your opponent.
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[center][center][size=2][i]I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.[/i][/size]
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[NumberCruncher]

Too
Much
Plot Device

Make it 500 LP at least.

[The Dark Knight]

[quote name='NumberCruncher' timestamp='1315953919' post='5512920']
Too
Much
Plot Device

Make it 500 LP at least.
[/quote]

You know...I think I'm going to have to take you up on that.

EDIT: I'm also editing the Standby Phase damage a bit.