Kyng's Old Account Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Yow mama so ugly she makes the deceased remains of Amy Winehouse's Liver look like Megan Fox! (Ouch, too soon? Come at me then!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{Galvantula} Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Yo mama so stupid she named her house 'butt' and her son 'crack', then she told the police "I can't find my crack in my butt!" I heard that somewhere else. So I stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 lulz. Joe Mama's so fat that only half her body was frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Yo mama's so ugly, Jabba the Hutt died by just looking at her. (Star Wars Jokes....Sweet ^^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 Orly? I thought Jabba the Hutt WUZ Joe Mama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 XD Had to like that one Yo mama, so fat that Alderan blew up because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Joe mama's so ugly she makes ugly people look beautiful in contrast of the uglyness in comparason because she is found uglier than the mentioned ugly people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Somehow I followed that...O_O Joe mama's so ugly, she put a mask on and in Star Wars Ep. 6, everyone found out...it was "A TRAP!" ....Sounded better in my head...^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Sounds even better at a Star Wars con. XD [size="2"]Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yo mamas so fat she's on both sides of the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yo Mama's so Stupid AND Fat that she saw a bus full a white kids and yelled "Stop that Twinkie!" You mama's so poor she was kicking around a can and i asked what she was doing, and she said she was moving You mama's so old she took a triving test on a T-Rex. you mama's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionalls" You mama's so ugly, she went to a halloween contest without a costume and won scariest costume. *Whew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 yo mama so fat she would make Peter Griffin regret being born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 yah, no. Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks it's registered on the Ripter Scale Yo Mama's so fat when she cannonballed in the ATLANTIC ocean she caused the Tsunami in the Japan. Yo Mama's so fat that her clothes come in 3 sizes: XL, XXL, and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US! Yo Mama's so fat that when she leaned on the empire state building it tipped over. Yo Mama's so fat her car uses Ferris wheels as hubcaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Yo mama's so fat, that when she walked on the weight scale, it screamed: "OH MY GOSH! GET THE HECK OFF MY BACK!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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