Kyng's Old Account Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 All you need to do is post a "Your mama" joke. Your mama so fat, we missed five shows when she walked passed the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidDJ11 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Your MAMA so Fat The NAtional Weather Service Records all Her farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 I SAY TREBECK! YOUR MOTHER! SHE SMELLS LIKE THE BACK END OF MY FOOT! Wrong joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Meh, I'll allow it. Your mama's so hairy, the only Language she speaks is Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Your mama's so hairy that she shaves her legs with combine-harvester ...bad one, I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 They can suck, they can blow. So long as they go like so: Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama so fat, when a warlock summons her, it takes two soul shards... wait it doesn't take soul shards to summon things anymore? Wow, I haven't played WoW in a loooooooooooooong time... that's a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidDJ11 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 LOL Ur MomMa So DUmb She Trapped herself in a motorcycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Meh....why not. Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the beach...the whales came out of the water singin': "WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME!" Yeah...that one was one I was told by one of my friends....XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Joe Mama's so fat that the only thing that screams when she rides a rollercoaster is her seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama stupid, she puts lipstick on to try to make up her mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Joe Mama's so fat that when she hugged your dad he never came back. /no rhyme intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Joe mama so stupid she put a quater in each ear thinking she was listening to 50 cent! (well, at least she can count) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter. Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 your mama so stupid she locked herself outside and died of holding her breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Your mama so poor, I farted in your house and she said "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, Praise the lord we have heat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama's so poor, she chases garbage trucks with a shopping list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mamas so old she chatted with jesus on facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Joe Mama's so fat that Obi-Wan Kenobi said; "Wait, that's no moon... ITS JOE MAMA." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama so old, Moses is a close family friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Bible jokes eh? *Cracks knuckles* Joe Mama so fat Noah had to build TWO more Arks just for her. Joe Mama so fat it took God an 8th day to make her. Joe Mama so fat she needs 28 angels to help her assend to Heaven. The parting of the Red Sea was actually Joe Mama doing a bellyflop. The rolled Joe Mama over Jesus's tomb so no one could enter. Joe Mama was the whale that swallowed Jonah. All of these are originals of mine. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a $1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket over night and died of starvation Yo Mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side Yo Mama's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yo mama's so old, acting her age could be fatal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DynaBladeX96 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 your mama so fat, when her beeper goes off they believe she's backing up your mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change your mama so nasty i asked her "what's for dinner?" and she pulled down her pants and said "[u][i][s][b]CRABS[/b][/s][/i][/u]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Yo mama so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she said "Who turned off the heat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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