Team Fortress 2

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

[quote name='picanteman' timestamp='1325358861' post='5741253']
Is it sad that I play my own real-life version of tf2 outside in my yard? it has 230 different weapons, 66 of which are made up entirely by me. the rest are either from the game or taken from the fanmade weapons. I have incorporated arena, payload, and ctf. cant quite figure how to do control points. I added a new game mode called Red Rover. I've also put in crafting, achievements, taunts, scrap metal, and new conditions (freeze, poison) I've almost got 1 hat available for each character. (still need medic and soldier) there is also a leveling system, which is how you get hats, taunts, and scrap metal.

I anyone cares about this at all, let me know and I will gladly go into more detail.
If not, let me know and I will gladly shut up.
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Sounds SO awesome!


TELL ME MORE.

[picanteman]

okay then.
I will start by explaining Red Rover.
In this mode, when you kill an enemy, they will respawn on your team. The game ends when all players are on the same team.
Due to the constant team switching, there isn"t really a winner or loser. It's fun nonetheless.

Some new weapons
note: pretty much all weapons have been seriously nerfed to ensure longer battles. therefore, a weapon that does 50 damage tops is actually extremely effective.

The Refractor - Scout Primary. a shotgun, does 5 damage at long range, 20 up close. Has a slowing effect, much like natascha.

Safety First - Scout melee, a fire extinguisher, 10 damage, freezes foe for 5 seconds

Patriots Pride - soldier secondary, a small american flag, increases all damage dealt by 10, reduces holders max HP by 20

Weather Report - pyro secondary, a shotgun, 5 damage long range, 20 at close, shooting an offense class at close range will set them on fire, shooting a defense class at close rang will cause slowdown

Gas Guzzler - Pyro Melee, A greasy car exhaust pipe, 10 damage, weakens foe (like jarate) causes knockback (like force a' nature) reduces holders speed by 30%

Errant Twitch - demoman primary,grenade launcher, 5 damage, dazes enemy for 5 seconds (like sandman) clip size is only 2

Drinkers Delight - Demoman melee, bottle of alchohol, 25d, get 3 successive hits for a crit, crit=75 damage, reduces holder speed by 30%

Heartshredder - Heavy Primary, a minigun decorated in hearts (obtainable through valentines day event) 15dps long range, 25dps close range, does not reduce speed when spinning, speed is always 100% (same as engy or sniper) reduces holders max HP by 100

Dieters Demise - heavy secondary, a five pound bacon and mayonaisse sandvich, increase health by 350, after use: permanently reduce holders speed by 20%

Man Purse - heavy melee, a tiny red purse, 20d, on hit: gain 15 HP

Saloon Special - engy primary, an odd looking shotgun, 10 damage long range, 20 close up, can be turned into a mini sentry that has 60HP inflicts 10DPS and takes 6 seconds to build.

morale flexer - engy secondary, a sattelite dish on a tiny tripod, takes 3 seconds to build, 60hp, when an offense class stands near it, their attacks do an extra 10 damage. when a defense class stands near it they gain 50 max hp.

swingin six string - engy melee, a sexy acoustic guitar, 10 damage, crits if you hit the front of an enemy, crit= 60 damage

tech medical - medic secondary, a medigun with lots of buttons and switches and fancy lights all over it, heal 10 per second 15 seconds to ubercharge, can heal buildings with it.

granny cane - medic melee, a wooden cane, 20 damage, give it to a fallen teammate to revive them, they will only have 30 hp and cannot be healed any more. if you revive a teammate you cannot use this weapon for the remainder of the match

rusty impaler - sniper primary, an old rusty harpoon gun, 40 damage, causes bleed, gets crits if you are under 60 hp, crit= 90 damage, clip size is one

the hooligan - sniper secondary, a tiny slingshot, 15 damage, hold for three seconds for a crit, crit= 45 damage, increase wearers max hp by 20

assassin king - spy primary, a revolver with a very long and narrow barrel (even more so than l'etranger) headshots are 70 damage, bodyshots are zero, clip size is 2, reduce wearers max hp by 40 (in my version, spy is only 80 to begin with.)

party crasher - spy melee, a very small but deadly ballistic knife, 60 damage, causes bleed, can be fired at an opponent from afar, must wait 15 seconds to use again if fired.

[Greiga]

So guys, the server I play on is http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/70.32.35.212:27015/.

Is there a YCM server?

[Kizzi]

[quote name='GreigaBeastDS' timestamp='1325377225' post='5741788']
So guys, the server I play on is [url="http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/70.32.35.212:27015/."]http://www.gametrack....35.212:27015/.[/url]

Is there a YCM server?
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No, there isn't.

[Shradow]

Crocket dodgeball is fun as hell. Especially considering I was second place to the guy who claims to be the first Pyro to airblast with the Backburner (and I'm one to believe him).

[Flame Dragon]

[quote name='Doctor Whooves' timestamp='1325393280' post='5742194']
Crocket dodgeball is fun as hell. Especially considering I was second place to the guy who claims to be the first Pyro to airblast with the Backburner (and I'm one to believe him).
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I airblast with the pyro all the time. Most of that is to put out friendly fires, but I do try to fight them rockets with it every now and then.

[Shradow]

Well, by being the first I meant he was Pyro when the BB first got the airblast, and he claims to be the very first to have ever airblasted when it first got it.

And we were in this giant arena with crockets constantly spewing from the walls which honed in on people, we all had 800 ammo and I was using the Phlog since it was treated as the stock during the hour or so we spent in there.

Earlier today one of my friends got 90 points in one round as a Huntsman Sniper. o.O

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

Anyone got some funny and/or great TF2 stories?

[Shradow]

[quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1325404461' post='5742530']
Anyone got some funny and/or great TF2 stories?
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[quote name='Doctor Whooves' timestamp='1325404109' post='5742526']
Earlier today one of my friends got 90 points in one round as a Huntsman Sniper. o.O
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XD

And surprisingly she got a lot of points from nyvves, the baws Scout I talked about earlier.

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

I like coming up with my own domination lines some times.

[Shradow]

Such as?

Speakingof those, when I was practicing my Demo on walkway and I dominated someone I lold when he said, "Dominated! And I'm shagging your wife!"

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

"Right behind you fat-so!"

"Dodging bullets is easy, but my knives? *light chuckle*"

"Dominated you big... fat... fatty... THING!"

[Kizzi]

So, I'm going along with a reddit challenge to only play my least played class for a week. Here we go heavy! Anyone else feel like doing this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/nxtuh/my_challenge_to_this_subreddit/

[quote name='Doctor Whooves' timestamp='1325404574' post='5742532']
XD

And surprisingly she got a lot of points from nyvves, the baws Scout I talked about earlier.
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I still need to play against nyvves. Probably not in the next week or so though.

[Greiga]

Demoman, with 0:00:00 playtime. LETSGO.

[Flame Dragon]

[quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1325480846' post='5743919']
So, I'm going along with a reddit challenge to only play my least played class for a week. Here we go heavy! Anyone else feel like doing this?

[url="http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/nxtuh/my_challenge_to_this_subreddit/"]http://www.reddit.co...this_subreddit/[/url]


I still need to play against nyvves. Probably not in the next week or so though.
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See, I want to do this, but I feel useless if I play Sniper. Still, I'll try to play him some more thi week.

Anyway, was playing and my team was being stupid with all Medic and Heavy. But then someone was like no, I'll be a Spy dressed like a friendly heavy. I ubered him twice first time people ran from him, second time he got 2 kills. Was great. While all this was going on got about 100 assists in about an hour. Got to love medic.

[Kizzi]

[quote name='Flame Dragon' timestamp='1325579200' post='5746037']
See, I want to do this, but I feel useless if I play Sniper. Still, I'll try to play him some more thi week.

Anyway, was playing and my team was being stupid with all Medic and Heavy. But then someone was like no, I'll be a Spy dressed like a friendly heavy. I ubered him twice first time people ran from him, second time he got 2 kills. Was great. While all this was going on got about 100 assists in about an hour. Got to love medic.
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Well, I kinda hated heavy, but I think I'm liking him more and more as I play. Shotgun heavy for life, though. I wish they nerfed the minigun a bit though, so using the shotgun over it felt more like a tactical decision than a "I don't want to be one of those people who thinks they're good because they play WM1 minigun heavy".

[picanteman]

[quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1325480846' post='5743919']
So, I'm going along with a reddit challenge to only play my least played class for a week. Here we go heavy! Anyone else feel like doing this?
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Ugh. No way I'm playing sniper. I don't need the rest of the team bitching at me because I'm so horrible.
I'm stickin' with engy, scout, or medic.

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

I'll try it.


What's the worst class it can be?

[Toffee.]

Sniper is kind of an idiotic class.
Cuz your appearently either "good" or "less then good" with it, despite the fact the Sniper Rifle doesn't wabble, and getting Headshots is ridiculously easy.
So more or less, being a Sniper is like playing tag. You want to kill the other Snipers before they kill you, as the rest of their team will be easy to take down.

....Though Sniper is hilarious to play as on a Melee Server, cuz' Jirate + Buschwaka wins games.

And no, I don't actually play Sniper, its just what I appearently gathered about him.

As for me, appearently I'm a better Medic then I am a Pyro, despite the fact Pyro is my favorite Class.
At least as far as Saxton Hale servers go.
Oh, and I also main Soldier.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Me with medic: can barely get 1K damage
Armz with medic: ~4K-9K damage, with his cbow in one life
Me with rocket jumping: suicided
Me as Hale: Gets 10 kills then gives up and accepts death
Me as engineer: Hopes to get lucky and not spawn-killed
Me as heavy: Ya, I'm dead
Me as scout: Trolls the hale by jumping up and down, while doing next to no damage due to my terrible aim
Me as pyro: self-kills when attempting to flare-gun jump
Me as spy: Dead ringer, that pretty much sums it up
Me as sniper: *Turtle of One bid fairwell to the cruel world.*

That pretty sums up my experience at Team Fortress 2.

[Toffee.]

[quote name='TheTurtleOnceCalledGod' timestamp='1325728742' post='5748734']
Me as scout: Trolls the hale by jumping up and down, while doing next to no damage due to my terrible aim[/quote]
You do realize that just about [i]every[/i] Scout player at a Saxton Hale server does the same thing.
Scouts are just good at prolonging the battle, and destracting/annoying the player who is Hale.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Yes, but they at least get in a few hits. Me: 0 damage.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Darn Steam, its down again for me. I can't even login ;-;

[Kizzi]

[quote name='picanteman' timestamp='1325707677' post='5748082']
Ugh. No way I'm playing sniper. I don't need the rest of the team bitching at me because I'm so horrible.
I'm stickin' with engy, scout, or medic.
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Protip: You can be useful to your team as sniper by using jarate whenever it recharges, even if you can't land headshots.

[quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1325708056' post='5748090']
I'll try it.


What's the worst class it can be?
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Probably your least played one, as that's the point of the challenge. I'd say that getting heavy is kinda lame as if you're using minigun he's just not very fun to play, but I think medic is also a contender for the worst class, because sometimes you might get stuck with an awful team against a good team and not be able to do much (or battlemedic which might not work if the other team are very good).

[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1325708255' post='5748093']
Sniper is kind of an idiotic class.
Cuz your appearently either "good" or "less then good" with it, despite the fact the Sniper Rifle doesn't wabble, and [b]getting Headshots is ridiculously easy[/b].
So more or less, being a Sniper is like playing tag. You want to kill the other Snipers before they kill you, as the rest of their team will be easy to take down.

....Though Sniper is hilarious to play as on a Melee Server, cuz' Jirate + Buschwaka wins games.

And no, [b]I don't actually play Sniper[/b], its just what I appearently gathered about him.

As for me, appearently I'm a better Medic then I am a Pyro, despite the fact Pyro is my favorite Class.
At least as far as Saxton Hale servers go.
Oh, and I also main Soldier.
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Ahem.

[picanteman]

[quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1325780135' post='5749544']
Protip: You can be useful to your team as sniper by using jarate whenever it recharges, even if you can't land headshots.
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I don't have jarate yet. In fact, I dont have any sniper weapons yet other than stock.
I seem to be getting a lot of engineer and demoman stuff but not much of anything else.