Phantom's Smexy Answer Machine~! [Dead? There an app for tha... no, wait, no there's not... RIP STEVE!]

[Nu-Mou Knight]

What's with Chaos and Bionicles?

[metaleaddy]

How do I deal with my incredibly bad rodent problem?

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Why haven't you posted in 7 days 2 hours 37 minutes and 43 seconds?

[ThatPhantomGuy]

[quote name='Makuta Dralcax' timestamp='1315341304' post='5496856']
Why didn't [url="http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Mavrah"]Mavrah[/url] die?
[/quote]

Because I didn't reply fast enough.


[quote name='Nu-Mou Knight' timestamp='1315341476' post='5496865']
What's with Chaos and Bionicles?
[/quote]

How the funnel cake should I know? Do I look like a lonely guy living in my parent's basement playing with freaking Lego blocks? Maybe. But I've lost track of it ever since the elders became Toas or something...


[quote name='metaleaddy' timestamp='1315836710' post='5509499']
How do I deal with my incredibly bad rodent problem?
[/quote]

Stay calm and follows these steps I have provided.

1. Grab your gun, girlfriend, and/or X-Box.
2. When you have a secured those things precious to you, begin step 3.
3. Kill everything that moves, using the following guide:

- Zombie rodents: headshots only.
- Vampire rodents: steaks, crosses and/or sunlight.
- Werewolf rodents: silver bullets.
- God rodents: you hardly stand a chance, run.

4. If this fails, you might as well nuke your area of living and move to Canada.


[quote name='Ātman Seijo' timestamp='1315952843' post='5512878']
Why haven't you posted in 7 days 2 hours 37 minutes and 43 seconds?
[/quote]

BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY FINDING APPLEJACK AVATARS. YARG!

[Nu-Mou Knight]

[quote name='ThatPhantomGuy' timestamp='1315965166' post='5513424']
BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY FINDING APPLEJACK AVATARS. YARG!
[/quote]

Then why don't you have one yet?

[ThatPhantomGuy]

Actually, I do have one now.

[Nu-Mou Knight]

Unless you mean something other than the cereal, no actually, ya don't. Not yet anyway.

[ThatPhantomGuy]

I mean this [url=http://www.google.com/url?q=http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Applejack&sa=U&ei=3BRwTrugMari0QGVgbWDCg&ved=0CBsQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEdzyXOPUTX6Gb-61wdgbEsykgd-Q]Applejack[/url].

[Big Bad Pennar]

Y u no arr pee?

And y u no play Wonde- -shot-

[Christian Exodia]

Why must Heaven be kept a secret to us?

[Chaos Dralcax]

Why did Bionicle end?

[StealthyTyranitar]

Why are ninja's so baws?

[Niv-Mizzet]

What's with Chaos and Bionicles?

[Nu-Mou Knight]

Buhtsecks?

[metaleaddy]

Where is my pants?

[ThatPhantomGuy]

Damn. See what laziness does to you? Makes you have to work more. *SIIIIIIIIGH*


[quote name='Flandre Scarlet' timestamp='1316148174' post='5517787']
Y u no arr pee?

And y u no play Wonde- -shot-
[/quote]

cause i 2 biz-e to arr pee.

lmaowtf


[quote name='Christian Exodia' timestamp='1316220127' post='5519363']
Why must Heaven be kept a secret to us?
[/quote]

It's not a secret.


[quote name='Makuta Dralcax' timestamp='1316300702' post='5521196']
Why did Bionicle end?
[/quote]

'Cause it got so dang confusing.


[quote name='The First Mohican' timestamp='1316312066' post='5521719']
Why are ninja's so baws?
[/quote]

For one reason: [s]Naruto[/s] They're cooler than pirates.


[quote name='Niv-Mizzet' timestamp='1316562972' post='5529609']
What's with Chaos and Bionicles?
[/quote]

God. Since when did my dang answering thread become a dang Lego nerd fest?! I mean building with actual Legos is alright, but the dang Bionicles is for nerds when your older.


[quote name='Nu-Mou Knight' timestamp='1316564355' post='5529680']
Buhtsecks?
[/quote]

No, Nu, no buttsex for you. Try the bellow user...


[quote name='metaleaddy' timestamp='1316568020' post='5529882']
Where is my pants?
[/quote]

Probably on the ground right now, due to the above post.

[Βyakuya]

Am I justice?

[ThatPhantomGuy]

[quote name='Light Υagami' timestamp='1316632700' post='5531058']Am I justice?[/quote]

No, 'cause you wanna kill ponies. Try to super-chip-eating-effect that one.

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ATMAN USED MASTER BALL.

ATMAN PRESSED A + B + DOWN.

[Βyakuya]

^^
That's not even a question. ._.

What is your favorite flavor potato chips? (I MUST KNOW)

[ThatPhantomGuy]

[quote name='Ātman Seijo' timestamp='1316647322' post='5531571']
ATMAN USED MASTER BALL.

ATMAN PRESSED A + B + DOWN.
[/quote]

WTFunnel cakes?! That's not a question!

PHANTOM USES ACTION REPLAY TO PWN.


[quote name='Light Υagami' timestamp='1316647973' post='5531619']
^^
That's not even a question. ._.

What is your favorite flavor potato chips? (I MUST KNOW)
[/quote]

Ooh. That's a tough one... I can't recall any names, but I like the spicy ones... depending on my mood.

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ATMAN USES ACTION REPLAY TO CATCH PHANTOM.

ATMAN CAUGHT A PHANTOM GUY!

GIVE NICKNAME TO PHANTOM GUY?

[FUCKYEA!]
[HELLZNO!] <---

PHANTOM GUY SENT TO STORAGE BOX 999999999999999999...

[Βyakuya]

Ok Atman please stop with those jokes and move to real joke questions.

What is your full name? *prepares pen and evily grins*

[ThatPhantomGuy]

[quote name='Ātman Seijo' timestamp='1316655231' post='5532018']
ATMAN USES ACTION REPLAY TO CATCH PHANTOM.

ATMAN CAUGHT A PHANTOM GUY!

GIVE NICKNAME TO PHANTOM GUY?

[FUCKYEA!]
[HELLZNO!] <---

PHANTOM GUY SENT TO STORAGE BOX 999999999999999999...
[/quote]

TEACH PHANTOM GUY A NEW MOVE?

[DERP.]
[HERP.]


[quote name='Light Υagami' timestamp='1316655898' post='5532029']
Ok Atman please stop with those jokes and move to real joke questions.

What is your full name? *prepares pen and evily grins*
[/quote]

Sure. It's Rebecca Black.

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PHANTOM LEARNED SPLASH.

MOVES:

SPLASH [10/10PP]
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