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[quote name='Phantom Roxas' timestamp='1320515171' post='5619281']
The Human Centipede is simply a filthy film that insults your intelligence and grosses you out to an immeasurable degree. Life is Beautiful [url="http://www.filmbuffonline.com/Features/WorldWarIIOscar/LifeIsBeautiful.htm"]is an insult to those who endured that travesties of the Holocaust.[/url]
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A lot of war films are like that, Roxas

US WWII veterans were disgusted by the film Flags of Our Fathers because it was an insult to the Iwo Jima veterans

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[quote name='ragnarok1945' timestamp='1320516738' post='5619348']
A lot of war films are like that, Roxas

US WWII veterans were disgusted by the film Flags of Our Fathers because it was an insult to the Iwo Jima veterans
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Well, don't get me wrong, I'll admit that Life is Beautiful is better than The Human Centipede, but just because a lot of war films are reviled by war veterans or survivors doesn't mean all war films are good. As a matter of fact, the movie actually downplays the fact that a war is going on.

[quote name='Justice Master' timestamp='1320559717' post='5620797'] Least favorite movie? Avatar. It sucked. HARD. [/quote]

Avatar was just another movie, and it only achieved success due to the hype of 3D and because James Cameron has the baffling allure about him that allows his movies to always earn money at the box office.

Speaking of James Cameron, here is how you should view Life is Beautiful. Think Titanic, but with a greater emphasis on comedy. And remember the ending, where the legendary tragedy of the Titanic comes to pass? Yeah, let's have that played for comedy as well. And instead of Leonardo DiCaprio, we have the director as a self-insert trying to woo over his real-life wife. How does he do so? By stalking her, of course! And better yet, while I suppose one could find his actions charming, she is flattered by how obsessed he is with her.


Oh, and I just found out about another movie he did called "Tiger and the Snow". Disregarding the fact that the title is similar to a Bleach fanfic I wrote, it's a romantic comedy set during the Iraq War. Seriously romcoms and war stories DO NOT MIX.

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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1322757639' post='5678363']
Even though I didn't mind it so much, Super Mario Bros was a terrible movie.
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lol Even Mario and Luigi agreed it was terrible.

Seriously, you can't just make an American movie
about a Japanese video game
based on an Italian plumber
who saves a princess in pink
from a giant mutant turtle
and expect it to be good.
...you just can't.

Anyway, worst movie I've ever seen:
[s]Anything on Disney Channel or Nickelodeon.[/s]
Cujo. Ended with a dog on the escape boat killing everyone. Not cool.
Then again, Stephen King is a bastard for ending all his stories like that.

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1323648922' post='5701502']
Then again, Stephen King is a bastard for ending all his stories like that.
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HEY! STEPHEN KING MADE SHAWSHANK! One of the greatest movies of all time so watch it.

And what;s with all the James Cameron hate, Titanic and Avatar were amazing.

The worst movie was Land of the Lost for comedy and International for most else. (for the past decade, going back further would just be cutting hairs)

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[quote name='Ṝaine™' timestamp='1323657276' post='5701714']
HEY! STEPHEN KING MADE SHAWSHANK! One of the greatest movies of all time so watch it.

And what;s with all the James Cameron hate, Titanic and Avatar were amazing.

The worst movie was Land of the Lost for comedy and International for most else. (for the past decade, going back further would just be cutting hairs)
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Stephen King writes well, just the movies are disappoint imo.
I agree. Titanic and Avatar were both good. Dunno why everyone hates the writing, but I haven't played Halo enough to memorize the maps, so I wouldn't know.

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[*]Uzumaki (Spirals) - It was a offense for who read the manga
[*]Twilight Serie - A girl without expression go to a city where she discover she likes Necrophilia and Furry, but everything ends in Pedophilia. The books are good...to make fire.
[*]The Human Centripede and A Serbian Film - OH MY GOD, LOOK AT ME, I'M MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT FILTHY THINGS, I'M SO UNDERGROUND
[*]The Last Airbender - Katara isn't tan. I dropped the movie there.
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If I remember anything more I'll edit this post.

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