Jord200 Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Thses are just some short stories based on some things that some other members and I talked about in the Status Bar over the last year or so. This is just meant to be funny. Story 1. "Pinhead" A young man was about to confront several other boys, about an improtant matter. "All right pinhead, your time is up." said Jord200. "Who you calling a pinhead?" replyed OmegaWave. "You." responded Jord200. "I'm Dirty Dan." Okami-Shiranui stated. "NO, I'M DIRTY DAN!" roared Mirror B. Okami then hit Mirror over the head with a giant, nailed board. "No, I'm Dirty Dan!" yelled Okami. Jord then hit both of them with a large, spiked club. "No, I'm Dirty Dan." he grinned. Mirror then hit Jord and Okami with a hammer made of snow. "I'm Dirty Dan!" he yelled. Raine, who was standing near the battle simply smiled. "No, I'm Dirty..... So very very dirty." he laughed. A giant squirrel then grabbed Okami's head. "Which one of you is THE REAL Dirty Dan? "Giant squirrel? Oh my....." said Raine, nervously. "Uh.....he is." gulped Okami as he pointed at Mirror. The squirrel hit Okami with a bat and threw him aside. "Lier." said the squirrel as Okami got up and ran away. "Ouch...." muttered Okami, painfully. "Ok, pinhead, now you get yours!" said the squirrel. "Oh my...." said Raine as he ran away. Mirror quickly followed. "What, I was just going to give a cake." said the squirrel. Alex C. Exodia then walked out from his Cheesecake Factory and fired a rocket launcher. "Hey, Cowboys can't afford Station Wagons!" he screamed. Story 2. "Refridgerator" Jord200 walked into his kitchen looking for something to eat and noticed a few people. "What are you doing in my fridge?" asked Jord200. "I need a place to stay!" pleaded Smashsquatch. "Scrounging for leftovers. Duh." pointed out Raine. "Recase Ri wrant frood." said Shion Kaito as he ate a sandwhich. Daemon said nothing and hid in the freezer. "Smash, you can't stay in my fridge. Kaito, your already eating the sandwhich, so keep it. Raine, don't touch my pies." said Jord as he found Daemon in the freezer and found he was completely frozen. "There's enough room to hide a dead body." muttered Blastoise. "Does this mean I can't use your oven as a TV?" asked Smashsquatch. "Rokay." said Kaito and he finished the sandwhich and proceded to eat pie. "GET THAT THING OUTA HERE! NO! My pies. Mine." Jord said to Blastoise, Smash, and Kaito respectivly as he put Daemon in the oven. "Haabababababa!" screamed Daemon in pain. "But this pie is delicous and the cake is a lie." replyed Kaito. "Can't argue with that." agreed Jord200 as he took Daemon out of the oven. Daemon fell to the floor and muttered something. "I...ate....tu....hore...." he panted. "You ate my what?" asked Jord200. "Git....mi....waita..." Daemon wheezed. Jord200 gave Daemon a glass of water, which he drank quickly. "I said I hate you, Jord." glared Daemon. "Um.....sorry....uh...pie?" said Jord200 nervously. "Nevermind, I forgive you." said Daemon happilly. I'll probably post more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 My god... Jord, keep archiving these. Use some other popular statuses as well. Some of these are hilarious to look at in retrospect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Thanks Raine, will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master White Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Uhm, I think you got me confused with the other Daemon, my name change probably got you there, I'm General White, if that helps.... I'm Daemon with the ae combined and I'm sure you are thinking of the other one that isn't combined, all his name is, "Daemon".... If not, I'm not sure when this status I posted in, but you can keep me in it if you want.... This is the Daemon I'm sure you are thinking of.... [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user/337148-daemon/"]http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user/337148-daemon/[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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