Vough Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Isn't he a Christian? Anyway foreworded Do Hard Things and wrote a review on Deception so I think he's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Yes, Chuck Norris is a devout Christian. And now, somethign to make 90% of you frown at him. He's conservative, too /legasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vough Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Ravenous Black' timestamp='1310710953' post='5356968'] Yes, Chuck Norris is a devout Christian. And now, somethign to make 90% of you frown at him. He's conservative, too /legasp [/quote] ohGodyes IS HE REPUBLICAN TOO????? [color="#FFFFFF"]I already know but I think I'm funny[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Antagonistic Crocodile β' timestamp='1310706596' post='5356897'] Here's a fun fact nobody knows about. Chuck Norris lost a rap battle to Abraham Lincoln. [/quote] Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Chuck Norris' power is rivaled greatly by Nyan Cat and Smugleaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 His first name is actually "Carlos". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 ... Looks like my Grannel Joke and all thigns referencing it were deleted qq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elƒie Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 I find some of the jokes funny. Especially the one google has set up. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 [quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1310704656' post='5356839'] No need to swear, you know. Another indication of your immaturity is the arrogant behavior and an immature vocabulary. The latter mainly being based on how you used swears because you can't come up with anything intelligent to say. So aggressive and quick to defend, as well. What insecurities are you trying to protect by assuming I believe I'm an authority and belittling me with said presumption? Whether or not you care doesn't matter to me. Firstly, seeing how childish you are, I don't find your opinion worth regarding. Secondly, there is no significant hypocrisy in my statement pertaining to my growing up. I'm absolutely calm and thinking before typing. You, however, are typing out of raw emotion and agitation. There's no credibility in your telling me to grow up if you don't even know the first thing about being grown up. Whether or not the degree of subjectivity in the topic is high or not, it makes no influence in my posting. We don't "both know" a fallacy, especially because there's no way you could judge where I will post or not. Please do keep calm next time you reply. I don't find pleasure in witnessing a temper tantrum. [/quote] Apparently my intelligence and vocabulary are so monotonous, that I substitute swear or vulgar words in order to appropriately establish my opinion. Nah, that's just the way I talk. Say s*** like that in every fuckin post I make. Or damn near everyone. f*** I need to hide it for? Irrelevant if you ask me. But I can take the time to abuse my education too. Cuz everyone knows using proper dialogue and calm mannerisms makes you mature. maturity - [b]The state or quality of being fully grown or developed.[/b] Really? didn't know my average speak had anything to do with being grown. Enlighten me homes. LMFAO. Back to the subject at hand. My emotions have a lotto do with my posting. Because I'm not the type of nigga to sit back and be EMOTIONLESS AND CALM just to say "I was mature about it, U MAD BRO?" s*** don't work like that. May come off different to you, but I guess we each have different mental processing states huh? As far as that "insecurity" nonsense goes, keep that "holier than thou" s*** in your pants. And the subjectivity was not referenced to you posting or not posting directly. It was referenced to my personal feelings regarding the topic. You know, cuz that IS the definition. Get your FACTS straight before coming at me crazy. Cuz your subjectivity was present in your reply. >_> And if my opinion didn't mean anything to you, you wouldn't have wasted your valuable time referencing it in your utmost valuable post, which benefits the forum by depicting your opinion. And I love you refer my slang characterized use of the words "grow up" to try flip my entire post. You're so busy trying to turn others into an adult, you can't read. When I say grow-up, I mean get over it. [quote name='Livε' timestamp='1310706688' post='5356900'] This. [/quote] Nice Peter embarrassed Norris, but that battle was fuckin amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vough Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 ^Dude, you've lost. Just calm down, or GTFO, because all you're doing is making a complete fool of yourself. You sound like a rebellious teenage delinquent, and I can personally tell you that whoever is calm will always win against someone is angry. Swearing is an overused toy and only shows immaturity. OT: Justin Bieber likes Chuck Norris anyway, my favorite joke: "Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 [quote name='Vough' timestamp='1310797163' post='5359703'] ^Dude, you've lost. Just calm down, or GTFO, because all you're doing is making a complete fool of yourself. You sound like a rebellious teenage delinquent, and I can personally tell you that whoever is calm will always win against someone is angry. Swearing is an overused toy and only shows immaturity. OT: Justin Bieber likes Chuck Norris anyway, my favorite joke: "Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed." [/quote] If I was upset you'd know ;D. Agitated sure. But I'm only agitated by the apparent or rather implied (by my perception) "holier than thou" attitude. As already stated, regarding this topic, or Norris, I could care less. What is with you cats tryin' to put words in my mouth? lmfao Also, Norris was supposed to be suing the guy who originally wrote these jokes. That's f***ing stupid, but apparently these jokes were insults. >_> WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 its take over 200 celebritites to jump him at once to acuatally beat him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA 1:48 refer chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 [quote name='Herman The German' timestamp='1310824719' post='5360134'] its take over 200 celebritites to jump him at once to acuatally beat him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA 1:48 refer chuck norris [/quote] 1) Gandalf the Gray - Lord of the Rings 2) Gandalf the White - Lord of the Rings 3) The Black Knight - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 4) Benito Mussolini - Italian Dictator 5) Blue Meanie - Yellow Submarine 6) Cowboy Curtis - Pee Wee's Playhouse 7) Jambie the Genie - Pee Wee's Playhouse Robocop - Robocop 9) Terminator - Terminator 10) Captain Kirk - Star Trek 11) Darth Vader - Star Wars 12) Lo Pan - Big Trouble in Little China 13) Superman - Superman 14) The Power Rangers - Power Rangers 15) Bill S. Preston - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 16) Theodore Logan - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 17) Spock - Star Trek 18) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Wrestler 19) Hulk Hogan - Wrestler (All the names were memorized by heart) So my point is, at least 30 (considering how many goddamn Power Rangers there are) people sprung up to Chuck Norris to kick his cowboy ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 [quote name='Herman The German' timestamp='1310824719' post='5360134'] its take over 200 celebritites to jump him at once to acuatally beat him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA 1:48 refer chuck norris [/quote] Is it bad if I have this song on my mp4? It's so damn hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 they made like 10 season of power rangers (i think) so 10 X 5 = 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 [quote name='Herman The German' timestamp='1310839558' post='5360727'] they made like 10 season of power rangers (i think) so 10 X 5 = 50 [/quote] Green Rangers go somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 He may be good at martial arts, but he sucks at children's card games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 I saw a [s]joke[/s] about Chuck Norris beating Yugi. He sucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 He got nuthin on Atem Samuel L Jackson wins in the end though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 chuck norris use a "mixed maritail art king deck" his ace card of course "ojama orange the karate master" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 [quote name='Daemon' timestamp='1310963993' post='5365009'] Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. [/quote] agreed if you ever joke about chuck norris he will hunt you down ...... kill all your friends and family then wait til all alone weeping to finnish the job LOL i guess he can not take a joke very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elƒie Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 [quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310797392' post='5359711'] Also, Norris was supposed to be suing the guy who originally wrote these jokes. That's f***ing stupid, but apparently these jokes were insults. >_> WHAT? [/quote] I dunno what you think about the jokes, but I see them more as high praises towards him.. O_o I mean seriously... If people are saying you can do all those awesome things and ya take it as an insult, you have issues... xD Also, has anyone seen the latest commercials for a laundry detergent that's Chuck Norris Approved, or something like that? Or am I going crazy again? o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 chuck norris doesn't win, he just lets you lose chuck norris captured osama bin laden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 [quote name='I-dreezyAFG' timestamp='1311219504' post='5373322'] chuck norris captured osama bin laden [/quote] dude chuck captured osama sep 12th 2001 but let em ago in those ten years chuck norris captured him 3284 times chuck said once "yeah i couldve kill him like 3000 times over but then what would i do to kill 30 minutes of my time while im waiting for my pizza ???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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