Cloister Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 The site is currently down... So. Yeah. Post and discuss them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, just another Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpаi Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 No one cares about Chuck Norris or Karate. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Meklord Emperor Granel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndlessOcean Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris totally won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris has a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris. Man of action. Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos. Chuck Norris. He's got nerves of steel and strength to match. Chuck Norris with his team: Pepper, Too Much, Kemo the Samurai Warrior, Reed, Chuck Norris' teenage apprentice, Tabe, a sumo champion With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of The Claw, and the ruthless Super Ninja Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos. In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspected stranger Had better know the truth of wrong from right, 'cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do he's gonna see, When you're in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the rangers are gonna be[quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310680001' post='5355803'] Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. [/quote] Meme aside. Walker Texas Ranger is pretty fun to watch for being a ridiculously cheesy show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solemn Silver Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote]Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. [/quote] I was going to post this, but ninja'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legokun Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Chuck Norris is overrated. SAXTON HALE, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310680001' post='5355803'] Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. [/quote] Hence why I posted an Anti-Chuck Norris joke ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310680001' post='5355803'] Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. [/quote] Chuck Norris is a very real and respectable man though. Aside from his Bowflex support and all that. Not to mention, if not for him Bruce Lee likely wouldn't have learned how to do his trademark kicks (prior he had thought they were impractical) so they trained together and taught one another. "Chuck Norris Facts" were never funny, or even likeable. But Chuck Norris himself, is one to admire. Not to mention, the fight in [b][i]Way of the Dragon[/i][/b] where he fought Bruce Lee was real for all intents and purposes except the end of it which was scripted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310680001' post='5355803'] Chuck Norris is a washed up meme that you guys need to GET OVER. It wasn't cool before, and it hasn't changed. Grow up. [/quote] Absolutely not. Telling other people to grow up, I mean.. This is completely subjective and by recommending a growth of maturity while taking your opinion so seriously in a topic about humor, you become a hypocrite. It truly does lower the worth of your telling other people to grow up if you can not. If you dislike this humor, then why are you posting here? In conclusion, I recommend that you grow up. Just realize of you hadn't indirectly attacked the previous posts, you would never have been in this situation. Anyways! I'm not entirely a fan of these Chuck Norris jokes, but I do find the one about him swimming through land in comparison to Jesus' walking on water funny. I'd love to witness a scene where Chuck Norris himself were on some sort of forum which had a topic about Chuck Norris jokes in which nobody believed it was him. Imagine how Chuck Norris would feel in such a case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 the following i made myself: bruce lee once beat chuck norris in a movie. then, he mysteriously died... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1310687757' post='5356152'] Absolutely not. Telling other people to grow up, I mean.. This is completely subjective and by recommending a growth of maturity while taking your opinion so seriously in a topic about humor, you become a hypocrite. It truly does lower the worth of your telling other people to grow up if you can not. If you dislike this humor, then why are you posting here? In conclusion, I recommend that you grow up. Just realize of you hadn't indirectly attacked the previous posts, you would never have been in this situation. Anyways! I'm not entirely a fan of these Chuck Norris jokes, but I do find the one about him swimming through land in comparison to Jesus' walking on water funny. I'd love to witness a scene where Chuck Norris himself were on some sort of forum which had a topic about Chuck Norris jokes in which nobody believed it was him. Imagine how Chuck Norris would feel in such a case. [/quote] It's an opinion founded on an understanding of a meme that was hardly humorous to begin with. But again it's my opinion. Yet you feel the absolute need to come barging in here and prosecute me because "telling people to grow up" is immature. Cheah, makes as much as sense as you hypocritically telling me to grow-up. Because you and I both know, if this topic was merely subjective (TC makes it fact, llmfao) you wouldn't have been here in the first place. And what's this s*** about a situation? What situation? It's my opinion. And if you don't like it, well am I supposed to all of a sudden give a s***? You're just another person with an opinion. And don't give me that self righteous bullshit, attacking me directly like you're some kind of f***ing authority. You don't like my post, I really don't give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Chuck Norris. Got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Livε' timestamp='1310701978' post='5356742'] Chuck Norris. Got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. [/quote] Best one out of them all, too bad I can't +Rep you for that more than once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ Dākunaitomon ~ Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Soviet Russia doesn't have the balls to do anything to chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Livε' timestamp='1310701978' post='5356742'] Chuck Norris. Got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. [/quote] They call it acting for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Livε' timestamp='1310701978' post='5356742'] Chuck Norris. Got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. [/quote] Iirc him and Bruce Lee were martial arts equals. His loss to him was scripted however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Ghost Origins' timestamp='1310701755' post='5356734'] It's an opinion founded on an understanding of a meme that was hardly humorous to begin with. But again it's my opinion. Yet you feel the absolute need to come barging in here and prosecute me because "telling people to grow up" is immature. Cheah, makes as much as sense as you hypocritically telling me to grow-up. Because you and I both know, if this topic was merely subjective (TC makes it fact, llmfao) you wouldn't have been here in the first place. And what's this s*** about a situation? What situation? It's my opinion. And if you don't like it, well am I supposed to all of a sudden give a s***? You're just another person with an opinion. And don't give me that self righteous bullshit, attacking me directly like you're some kind of f***ing authority. You don't like my post, I really don't give a damn. [/quote] No need to swear, you know. Another indication of your immaturity is the arrogant behavior and an immature vocabulary. The latter mainly being based on how you used swears because you can't come up with anything intelligent to say. So aggressive and quick to defend, as well. What insecurities are you trying to protect by assuming I believe I'm an authority and belittling me with said presumption? Whether or not you care doesn't matter to me. Firstly, seeing how childish you are, I don't find your opinion worth regarding. Secondly, there is no significant hypocrisy in my statement pertaining to my growing up. I'm absolutely calm and thinking before typing. You, however, are typing out of raw emotion and agitation. There's no credibility in your telling me to grow up if you don't even know the first thing about being grown up. Whether or not the degree of subjectivity in the topic is high or not, it makes no influence in my posting. We don't "both know" a fallacy, especially because there's no way you could judge where I will post or not. Please do keep calm next time you reply. I don't find pleasure in witnessing a temper tantrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I find the Chuck Norris jokes amusing and I respect Chuck Norris as a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Here's a fun fact nobody knows about. Chuck Norris lost a rap battle to Abraham Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 [quote name='Antagonistic Crocodile β' timestamp='1310706596' post='5356897'] Here's a fun fact nobody knows about. Chuck Norris lost a rap battle to Abraham Lincoln. [/quote] This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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