Guest Fusion X. Denver Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 [spoiler=Wiseman's Log: Free Slappy]Dash climbed out of the dirt, violently coughing as he ruffled his messy hair. He looked around, failing to find a trace of Icy. "Guess I won..." "You sure did." Dash looked up to see the Wiseman drop from a tree. "You don't get a break, I'm afraid." "That's bull. You're enjoying every bit of this." The Wiseman shrugged. "You have a way with understanding people, don't you?" "No, I just don't buy stupid lies. Where's Icy?" The Wiseman turned his back to him, tossing a small, silver bottle behind him. "Don't worry about it." As the bottle fell, green gas sprayed out from its container, filling Dash's lungs within seconds. "You'll find out soon enough."_______________Dash stirred, gritting his teeth as he felt short of breath. He woke up to see he was bound in rope, lying on the stone floor. Turning on his side, he saw his friend Smeargle, who was also bound up and beginning to awaken. "Dude, Smeargle, wake up." Smeargle blinked. "Dash? What are we doing here?" "It's that Wiseman guy. He kidnapped us." "That's not good. All I remember is helping this mother find her kid until the mom pulled off her face...and everything went black." "Sounds like you were duped," Dash commented. "I have a feeling he's going to pit us against each other. We need to go." "But why us?" Smeargle asked. "Why did they choose us to compete in this game?" "It's YCM," Dash explained. "I should have quit years ago...they've targeted some of the more well-known members on the forum." Smeargle raised an eyebrow. "Why YCM?" "Who knows..." Dash muttered. "We'll get to the bottom of things later. If you could reach into my pocket, I have a swiss army knife in there." Before Smeargle could move, the Wiseman walked out of the shadows, staring down at the two of them. "Sorry, but I took everything on you away while you were asleep." "Hey, I had a coupon!" Smeargle protested. "What happened to Lily?" "Man, you guys are always concerned about your friends, huh? Kinda touching...warms my heart. However, I won't answer your questions. It's time for the fourth round." "You're an annoying bastard," Dash complained. "What do you gain from any of this?" The Wiseman scratched his head in thought. "Tell you what. I'll answer that question to whoever wins this match." As he spoke, he touched the wall with his finger, flicking a hidden switch. Before they knew it, Dash and Smeargle fell through a hole underneath them, tumbling and yelling until they landed on something moist. "This...is disgusting." Smeargle muttered as he felt slime ooze through his hair. Dash sniffed the air. "The atmoshphere's different. It feels humid and...wet. Not to mention it reeks in here." Suddenly, the ground moved under their feet, causing them to topple over. Before the boys could get up, a bright light shone over them. They squinted against it, making out the Wiseman's sillouette. "Your challenge is to escape-" "Really? Seriously, this schtick again? You're running low on ideas, dude." The Wiseman narrowed his eyes. "The first to escape from Slappy here is the winner. But you'll have to do it while bound up. Have fun!" "Slappy?" Smeargle and Dash gasped as the light began to shrink. Looking up, they realized that the "entrance" that the Wiseman stood behind was closing. "Those aren't stalactites..." Dash yelled, "Are you trying to kill us? Where did you even get-" The darkness consumed him before the Wiseman could answer. Both boys flew backward as the area shifted around them. "Dash, where are we?" Dash heard a faint splash from outside. "Maybe it's because I had to watch Pinocchio the other day...but I think we're inside a whale." Outside, the Wiseman splashed his feet in the salty water from the lower deck of the bay. "Slappy looked a little green. Hope he doesn't puke, I won't be able to tell who came out first..." Rainbow Dash VS. Smeargle This contest ends at 3:10 PM EST on July 14th, 2011. The person with the most votes wins. Allllllright, now I want a nice, clean fight. No blows below the belt (that goes to you too, spectators) directed at each contestant, do it 3 times and your vote is REJECTED. Get ready to RRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Australian with a smexy accent GMV ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Protoman GMV :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Can't decide in the other poll yet, so I'll vote here for Smeargle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Lmfao Story = epic Match-up...eh, vote for Ice. .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Striker Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I met Smeargle in the old Krusty Towers club. I met Ice while he was running someone out of YCM. Strange how I've had more contact with Ice. He gmv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 RANDOMIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! God dammit man I hate this randomizer. One day I will get that site closed down, I swear. Good luck, Sme-Sme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 ...Everything includes paints. Awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 RANDOMIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! God dammit man I hate this randomizer. One day I will get that site closed down, I swear. Good luck, Sme-Sme. Me vs. you?D: You better get it closed. It's freakin' evil. You too. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Smeargle has got to be winning. All good souls will get my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Smeargle GMV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Smeargle...you got this. GMV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodamλ Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 smeargle GMV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Rainbow Dash, underdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 This match is officially over. Smeargle wins 14-13 Lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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