Christian Exodia Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Quite frankly, I saw the cameos and the trailers, and it didn't look too bad, decided to give it a try. I only watched the ending(Last 20 or so minutes, though, I seemed to get the whole story. The said story: Timmy found a loophole around losing his fairies by acting like a kid(Wonder what wishes came between that time XD). He is 23 and still in Mr. Crocker's Class. Tootie moved back into Dimmsdale. And Timmy finds he has feelings for her. Will he fight the feelings, or lose his fairies giving in to them. The Real Story(Practically): The part above is true. But they never said anything about a random Oil Tycoon finding out he has fairies somehow, and trying to sap their power for his evil plans, and put into Cahoots with Mr. Crocker. And that Vicky moves back with Tootie, and develops a VERY random crush that she openly uses on Jorgen to the point that she acts like a Stalker. Tootie is kidnapped(How many times has that happened with the Hero's GF/Best Friend/BF(Who says the hero is always a guy?)?), and Timmy goes to rescue her AND the fairies. Somehow, Crocker is knocked into a seemingly bottomless ball pit, possibly by a fight between Timmy and a Robot that was probably either wished up or built(Probably the Latter.). While he fights, Tootie is hanging onto a bridge, and the fairies are hanging onto their LIVES. That was where I started. After he rips out the Robot's BATTERIES(Who powers a Robot with Batteries in a Easy-Open Tab thing where the Hero could easily rip them out? Who even powers a Robot with batteries anymore?). And he randomly finds a rope-thing that he can swing to Tootie from. He gets the girl, saving her life. They are put at Gunpoint by Hugh J. Magnate(Never said his name. Why? I don't really care.), more like Lazerpoint. To save himself, Tootie, and his fairies, he KISSES Tootie(Remember in the first few seasons? He absolutely HATED her. WTF? (It makes no sense.) It makes him look like he only cares about a girl for her looks. And he did.). That seemingly restores their magic(One of the few things I understood wasn't random. Earlier in the Movie, there was a Love meter thing. Once he fell in love, that counts as growing up. And he'd lose them and their magic.), thus saving them all and thwarting Hugh's plans. It cuts to them leaving, and Hugh's assistant gets the remote, after Hugh saying it doesn't work. It blasts him with a Jolt of Electricity(Seriously, of what I watched, one of two funny parts of the movie.). She keeps the controller, and it cuts to a Newspaper, then to the two under a tree, Tootie admiring the Godparents. It shows Jorgen running away, lip marks on his head. He tells them something to tell Vicky if she asks. She is breathing heavily, with that weird grin like she had before torturing Timmy in the first season or so. Jorgen poofs them to Fairy World, where they make the "Timmy Turner Loophole". I'm not going into that. Jorgen gives Timmy his fairies back, due to the Loophole. It then cuts to Timmy, Tootie, and the fairies next to a van. The Loophole is then stated once more in Timmy's new Job, Wishful Thinking. Poof then said his first words(I went WTF on this again. Seriously, Randy Jackson?). Timmy stated he gave the first people their wish already They got into the Van, and flew away. It shows adult AJ and Chester with Twin Chicks. They say, "Jealous?" And thats, "The End". Now, the Rating Portion. Humor- 1/10. Again, from what I saw, I only had two laughs at the whole movie. And they were cancelled out by WTFs. Action- 4/10. What I saw, this wasn't bad. Dulled down version of the Indiana Jones Bridge Save stuff, but still... Violence(I'm gonna reverse rating for this since it wasn't a Violent Movie. So think of this as "Reverse Violence" or "Is this a Movie for Kids?" Only for the movies for younger Kids)- 9/10. It's a good movie for kids. And die-hard FoP fans. A little crude humor, but all around, a kids movie indeed. Now, My Liking of the Movie(Pure Opinion.)- 5/10. Eh. I've seen worse. MUCH, MUCH worse. I'm not going to list. Overall- 19/40. About half. Most of it's score is based on it's Reverse Violence. It's an okay movie. Rewatching- Moderately Low. Critique me if there's anything wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
вєgσттєη ιηѕαηιту Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 i watched the whole thing, waste of an hour of my life, i only liked how it ended, because it made me smile, the rest just ticked me off at how stupid it was, coulda have been ALOT better with the same story, too childish for me, it is way worse than the TV show, and i think that Drake Bell will get terrible rep for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted July 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I agree. I think he is about to graduate from Nick. Like [s]Taylor Lautner[/s] Chris Rock. This was just not the way to go. Just so you know, I would've given it lower. Could you reccommend something to use instead of Violence for Kids movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
вєgσттєη ιηѕαηιту Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 uhm... if you wana think like a producer, lets make a retarded movie, with a wana be actor that only had 1 good tv show and add random vilonce in the begining with pirates and vilonce in the end with a robot to attract tennagers :3 god they are idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted July 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I meant as a Category or a way of giving the movie the credit it deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
вєgσттєη ιηѕαηιту Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 i would say... Kids Love Movie, even though the romance is only because he thinks she is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted July 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I knew I forgot something! Romance! I'm gonna make it up to 10 Attributes per Movie. The score will be different in cases of Darker Movies. What I got so Far: Humor(For Darker Movies, this won't be included.) Romance Action(Cartoon PG Movies have some Action. Up and Toy Story series?) My Opinion(As the Critic, I am Neutral to belief or anything.) Violence/Reverse Violence Movies I've seen and thinking of Doing: Hangover 2(My dad was WAY off there.) X-Men: First Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Nice critique of the movie, i expect more and far better in the ones to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Liebert Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 My Way of Rating Movies Action: 2/10 Funny Meter: 3/10 Plot: 3/10 Special Effects: 1/10 Movie Itself: 4/10 Overall Rating: 13/50 [Pretty Bad] Rating System: 0-10 [The Worst] [Rango], 11-20 [Pretty Bad] [THIS!], 21-25 [Average/Okay] [Underdog], 26-35 [Good, but outside top 20] [Spiderman 1], 36-39 [Great] [Toy Story 1], 40+ [Outstanding, top 15!] [Harry Potter 7 Part 1]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Did you watch the entire thing? BTW the movie wasn't as entertaining as the TV show. The reason they made this bad is because they don't want it too complicated and they have humor and actions fitting for kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted July 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 I understand that, but they could've made it better than it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 lock this man a duplicate topic someone allready made a topic about this subject who you ask me of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 No, yours is a Discussion, the main thread for that specific movie. Mine is attempting to be a Rating of the movie altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I must watch this now. I've seen parts of it on Disney Channel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 By looking at the review... Anybody would like some Franchised Milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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