Admiral Tim Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 [quote name='DaWeirdGuy' timestamp='1349452582' post='6038445'] (What if he doesn't believe in heaven?) Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself with it. I wish I could teleport. [/quote] Granted but you teleport yourself to hell. I wish for an invincible foretress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but someone manages to sneak in and take it from you I wish I had spider sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted but then you turn into a male Black Widow. I wish I had a Gardevoir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, it gets glitches and is forever stuck at level 1 with permanently shitty stats. Also, as it so happens I do not believe in heaven. OT: I wish I was the God of this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 (I'm fine with hell, I'll teleport there! And I can teleport back.) Granted, but because of lack of belief you cease to exist. I wish I was awesome....oh wait, I am!!! XD In that case, I wish for more awesomeness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but your awesomeness propels you into becoming TRON-guy: [img]http://robertod.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tron-guy.jpg[/img] I wish Dr.Robotnik would get his own game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but he's killed off in it. I wish for the ability to breath in any environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, and you become Batman: [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8hxzb23gE1qbq6uyo1_500.jpg[/img] Bad news is, you have a bunch of villains who want to kill you. I wish I was on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â—‡ Void â—‡ Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but you didn't get what being a fireman meant. I wish to be the creator of viable human augmentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but you become filthy rich from doing so, and end up losing all of your friends. I wish I was a timelord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, you go through all your regenerations in one day and cease to exist. I wish I could control all of space and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but the power is too strong for you and grinds you into oblivion. I wish I owned a better guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted but its powers are too great for you and you are never able to use it. I wish I had pie and cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 [color=#ee82ee]Granted but they're poisoned[/color] [color=#ee82ee]I wish I had a real body[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â—‡ Void â—‡ Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, but this body has a terminal disease. I wish to have Aki's psychic powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, they go out of control and end up killing everyone around you. I wish for an unpoisoned pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, but it's made from Rat testicles and dead human's. I wish for a normal, unpoisoned chocolate bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â—‡ Void â—‡ Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, but it's out of date. I wish to stop this headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, your head explodes . . . I wish I could transform like in Naruto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ListenToLife Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, but you transform into an ordinary slug and are stuck like that. I wish I owned that planet that's made of diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forums and Card Games Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Wish granted. Planet blew up with you on it. I wish I wasnt so tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Granted, however you sleep for the next thousand years, awakening to find your friends and family all dead, yourself a withered old man (or woman) I wish I was a little bit taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Granted, the little bit ends up being 1 millimetre, resulting in you looking exactly the same height I wish I was able to control time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Granted, but you can only repeat the worse moments in your life I wish I could animate anything I think off perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Granted, however all the things you animate are deemed disgusting by all and you are burned at the stake. I wish I was the Avatar (ie: Last Airbender/Legend of Korra. Not a stupid cat thing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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