Aviv: D's Knight Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Granted, you didn't wish anything and you wasted the biggest opportunity of your life. I wish for a suit of force-multiplying powered armor. And it must be crash- and EMP-proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Wish granted but after one use you cannot move at all. I wish that Batman was real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Granted. He kills you. I wish that this wish will be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Granted, but you must wish to die. I wish for a normal chinchilla that won't die immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Granted, but it dies the hour after you bought it. I wish for a plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but it falls on your foot and breaks, sending ceramic shards deep into your foot. I wish for *censored* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but 4Kids takes it away saying it's not kid friendly I wish for 4Kids to cease to exist. (Yeah, I know you don't want to corrupt it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but 5Kids takes it's place. I wish I can parasitically attack people without getting caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter. Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 granted, but someone else attacked you. i wish for a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 You get a balloon sword. I wish this wish would be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 It's not corrupted. I wish to be good at Gaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£>-ShådøwBøx-<3 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Granted but you get fat, and you get kicked outta your house for doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, you die. I wish people would finally learn to put what they want after they corrupt someone Else's f*cking wish << Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 They do, but the thread gets spammed and is locked. I wish for π. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 [quote name='Niv-Mizzet' timestamp='1319578302' post='5600428'] They do, but the thread gets spammed and is locked. I wish for π. [/quote] Wish granted. You get a pie to the face. I wish for _______ but _______ was gone from the face of the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, but seeing as there was nothing in the blanks....you gain nothing. DX I wish that this wish would be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Wish granted, now keep moving. I wish people actually came up with interesting wishes that we could corrupt in an even more interesting way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developous Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Ok, but... you will not take pleasure in WHO is providing the wish... I wish to be banned.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Wish granted, but you are never allowed back on the internet I wish to be able to think of interesting ideas no one has ever done before and write/draw them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greiga Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but they always get stolen no matter what protection you use. I wish that my psp didn't have input lag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seattleite Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but the buttons get stuck. I wish I was never tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greiga Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 [quote name='seattleite' timestamp='1319598510' post='5601087'] Granted, but the buttons get stuck. I wish I was never tired [/quote] Granted, you're in a coma. I wish I was good at writing papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seattleite Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but your handwriting is too messy to read your genius essay. I wish I had a basement filled with retro games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wish granted, it floods and all of your games are ruined. I wish I could clone myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wish granted, but they are all evil clones whose personalities are based upon the seven deadly sins. Envy kills you because he is envious of you being the original. I wish I had a fully working 3DS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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