£>-ShådøwBøx-<3 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Some sociopath gets angry at you because he can't read it and stalks you for the rest of your life so you give him answers. I wish that my future child was the bringer of destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Granted. The child brings your destruction only. I wish my name changing day would be soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Wish granted, but the name is even stupider than the one you have now. I wish I could come up with a new name that will be remembered forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£>-ShådøwBøx-<3 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Wish Granted! Your name shall be GREEN PENIS LICKING ADOLF HILTER... it shall never be forgotten I wish for the next person to post to write everthing in reverse, like so "yag era uoy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 .ti daer ot gniyrt enasni nevird s'enoyreve tub, detnarg hsiW I wish I could have no guilt, and no one would spread rumors about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Granted, there is no guilt in death and people sing your praises at your funeral. I wish to have life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Wish granted, but it's a life as a slave. I wish I could teleport at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Sure, you can only go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£>-ShådøwBøx-<3 Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I wish people would stop just posting a response to other people's wishes and post a f***ing with of their own! GAWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Wish granted, their all stupid wish that can't be understood. I wish to ihwaiocnertqiwqouhy (8D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Granted. gkrlhjwgkmbrfgbrvbeflngjvfdbihnjdlfgfxdijgvrkngbkdbjvtrgbhfdhgbjkdfjbsrgjfkjhbntuibi I wish for a wish, that got me a wish, that got me a wish..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Wish granted but you never get what you wanted. I wish to win the lottery . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Granted. Your prize is ice cream that tastes really bad. I wish I had a playable copy of Plants vs Zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Granted. It freezes every 15 seconds I wish for my next wish not to be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Wish granted, you stupidly wished to be murdered. I wish I didn't get caught for the murder I just commited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
£>-ShådøwBøx-<3 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 You don't get caught, but karma's a b**** you fall into a pot of molten dildo rubber and die... I wish a had a bubble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Wish granted, its a personal bubble and gets constantly invaded I wish I hadn't been killed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted. You sleepwalk out your window and fall to your death. I wish I was never ever ninja'd anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Granted, but now you are pirated. I wish for a harmless SPOOOOON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Granted. It's useless... I wish to stop worrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Wish granted, now you are oblivious to the dangers around you. I wish I knew who I was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Wish granted, you kill yourself from the shock of the revelation. I wish I could whistle well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Wish granted *goes insane from whistling* *Rape you sideways with an axe* I wish that I had an endless supply of cotton candy that was perfectly edible, I am not allergic to, and protects me from any harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Wish granted but now you can only eat that and you grow fat, thus unable to move. I wish I could have a volcano in my name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Granted, but for it to be named after you, you have to be the first person to fall into it I wish for someone to corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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