--------------- Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Granted. It melts away. As soon as I pop out, it looks like I peed, and everyone else rushes out of the pool. I'm not embarrassed. Mostly because I really did piss in the pool. I continue swimming happily. I wish for the person below me to kiss the person [s]above[/s]before me. *readies camera* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Granted. Your on top of the page, so I kiss the big blue bar. I wish that sleep was not needed to stay alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Wish granted, but it IS needed to do everything else I wish I could program games on my own with no help at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Granted. But they're crappy. I wish for earth to explode. *Goes to distant planet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately, the distant planet you are on is also called Earth. *explodes* I wish I was a little MMMMMMM richer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Granted. You are 3.5 miniature M&M's richer. I wish every Yugioh card that ever existed in the anime or OCG was released in the TCG and I owned 3 copies of each, and none of them were Forbidden, Limited, or Semi-Limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANBU Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 granted, the place where you left them catches fire and couldn't be successfully put out until after they were turned to ash [size=1]8D[/size] I Wish for Invincibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Granted but now you bump into everything and constantly get hurt. I wish I could dimension hope at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Granted, you are able to turn random dimensions into hope at will I wish for someone to ATTEMPT to troll me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Granted. They do so by melting your computer with a flamethrower. I wish for someone to be creative in how they corrupt this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. You fall off of a Unicorn when riding on a rainbow and then your head is smashed open by some of the rocks below. I wish for Corruption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. You are now slowly dying of cancer. I wish for a fish, a completely harmless fish. Which I can and bake and fry and it'd laugh and cry, because that's my only wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Granted. It tastes terrible, no matter how you cook it. I wish for extra cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. You are now constipated for life. I wish for a bubblegum dish with a wish inside a fish of a bish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, but I have no idea what you said so . . . here's a cookie. I wish I could use three computers at the same time to troll someone without being caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, however they all crash simultaneously. I wish for this wish not to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 granted you wished to die. l wish l could do shadow clones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 You make shadow clones... of a madman who's trying to kill you! They quickly swarm your place of residence and force you to dance for their amusement, then slowly roast you over a fire while dumping barbeque sauce on you. You are burnt to a crisp and then make for a very tasty cookout. I wish that [color=#ffffff]there were no mods on this site.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Granted. You get I wish that I could Mind Crush people whenever I want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Granted, but the only person you can Mind Crush is yourself. I wish for this wish to be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Wish granted you are now Miley Cirus I wish to kill MIley Cirus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Wish granted, but now all her fans are out to kill you. I wish this wish was superior to all wishes on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 The galaxy exploded and the wish couldn't be granted. I wish I could have a banana/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 [quote name='Daemon' timestamp='1317613690' post='5556823'] The galaxy exploded and the wish couldn't be granted. I wish I could have a banana/ [/quote] Granted, but it's brown. I wish I could find a college D&D group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 [quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317676228' post='5558078'] Granted, but it's brown. I wish I could find a college D&D group. [/quote]College and at home. Have you imaginary friends help you ^^ (Joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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