Mr.WHAM Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted but now your a Zombie. I wish for a virus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted I bite you and you become another zombie. I wish I now had brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted some brains appeared in you hands then they explode. I wish i was a living explosion that could only be stopped if I wanted too. Not by mind control either or manipulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANBU Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 granted, you accidentally destroy all you care for I wish that the next person's wish was aimed to help me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murar Bonefang Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 granted, you lose your capacity to think coherently. [s]I wish no one would post, and i win this [/s] I wish i had a pet tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted. It spontaneously combusts after taking a s*** on your carpet. I wish to switch places with the user below me, and that I wouldn't die as a direct or indirect result of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted. You later die of a heart attack. I wish for hglkjrtdklhjnmsfdlgfsdkdngdfjngksdjfngsdkfjhngsdklfgbfklgbktsjhgiorgersgtsdzogfbnsxdgbxdktgedkhgfdkgdfskhgdrxkgdgbkufgkfd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted. hglkjrtdklhjnmsfdlgfsdkdngdfjngksdjfngsdkfjhngsdklfgbfklgbktsjhgiorgersgtsdzogfbnsxdgbxdktgedkhgfdkgdfskhgdrxkgdgbkufgkfd is a new strain of HIV. You contract it and die. I wish I could cure stupid people by hitting them in the head with a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted, but now they constantly forget everything they've ever learned; making them even stupider than before. I wish I could change my form at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Granted. However, when you do change form, your internal immune system rapidly changes as well, inflicting you with severe diseases in seconds. I wish I had the ability to establish the first sucessful colony on a planet revolving Altair, where we research for economic advantages, and the people are protected from plagues and invaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted. It's Sun explodes. I wish for the gate to my dimension to be locked with an electronic key pad with a 10,000 digit code that I have engraved into the inside of my eyelids. And I can read it. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted but once you open the dimensional gate it can't be closed, thus allowing anyone and everyone to go in whenever they please. I wish I knew how I want to write the Grimm Tales of DEF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. You now write stories about Yugioh cards grimly low defense.\ I wish for 2002 Bionicle sets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. You get them but every single one has a piece missing 8D I wish I had all the missing pieces you didn't have and ransomed them too you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. You made a mistake and gave me a Bohrok Kal (2003), and I'll pay anything for a VMKK. I wish Lego would release [url="http://www.toyark.com/news/attach/2/6/0/2/Hero-Factory-2012-02_1316135401.jpg"]these[/url] early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted, it's already happened but just not in the US I wish I could become half ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. You can pass through things, but only halfway. I wish for no more homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 hey as long as it's the top half then I'll take what I'm given [hr] Granted but now school makes more tests you fail miserably at I wish I also had the ability to control time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. You speed it up, but slow yourself down. And you wonder why you're always late. I wish Bakugan hadn't gone downhill after New Vestroia, the last good season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1316824092' post='5535688'] hey as long as it's the top half then I'll take what I'm given [/quote] [b][color=#0099ff]I now know why Lora calls you a perv.[/color][/b] [quote name='Makuta Dralcax' timestamp='1316824294' post='5535695'] Granted. You speed it up, but slow yourself down. And you wonder why you're always late. I wish Bakugan hadn't gone downhill after New Vestroia, the last good season. [/quote] [b][color=#0099FF]Granted. It went downhill after the first episode instead.[/color][/b] [b][color=#0099FF]I wish that I could do anything at lightspeed.[/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted but you die from the first use I wish I had spirit powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I have no idea what that is, SO NO. I wish that I could throw a pie in Jake's face with no repercussions, and that Lora and Jessie were watching. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. He deserved it anyway. I wish for a card with high ATK, can take control of opposing monsters, can easily be summoned with cards at my disposal, and written in english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted. It costs 9000 LP to summon. I wish for nothing and everything at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Dreemurr Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Granted, the paradox that should have occurred does not and you are instead trapped inside of a lemon-flavored candy bar. I wish float the aforementioned lemon flavored candy bar on the surface of a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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