Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 It gives you indegestion. I wish for the perfect girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Sure, I go back in time and make cyanide incredibly tasty. I wish I didn't have a cyanide addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. You're now addicted to Cyanide and Happiness. I wish for Invulnerability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 You have become invulnerable to EVERYTHING. You have no feelings, no fear, nothing. I wish for a flowerpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 It's full of poisoned strawberry plants. Not realizing they're poisoned, you pick one, eat it, and die of massive internal bleeding within minutes. I wish for the consequences of my previous wish to be negated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted, but you still get detention for wishing on school grounds. I wish for a new keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. It's fake. I wish to make a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Wish granted, you wished for your own death. I wish I had more souls to consume for my personal army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. Your job becomes to strip the soles off of old shoes and eat them. I wish I knew how to make a working BB gun out of legos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 You end up holding the gun backwards. You shoot yourself. I wish for a yugioh card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Granted. You receive a "Basic Insect". I wish for an irl Rainbow Life barrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Granted, it lasts for only 2 seconds. I shoot you in the head once it wears off. I wish all my pokemon were shiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Granted. Then they all get stolen. I WISH FOR NO CAPS IN THIS SENTANCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You become unable to write caps at all. It doesn't matter if it's online or on paper, NOCAPSFORU!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!oneoneone! I wish again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 CONGRATULATIONS, U JUST USED UP YOUR WISH. I WISH FOR THE MOST BORING GAME IN THE WORLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Here you go but you get bored to death. I wish more people would visit my game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, but all of them spam adverts in game for their own stuff. I wish more people would like my stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Granted. They steal it, get bored with it, then throw it away. I wish I followed cartoon physics instead of real life physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 You are Wile E. Cyote(spelling?) Need I say more? I do not wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destrentus Posted September 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 (Whoah, 48 pages?! I am in awe.) You lose the game and are dead to me. I wish I had Soul Unison as a super-power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 You do, and a rock falls on you. (I have no idea what soul unison is) I wish I was Superman without any weakness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 But in your arrogance you fight an enemy who uses your own unstoppable against you I wish I had a hot slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 She turns out to be a demonic beast that tears your heart out. I wish for a baby kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 Granted. It's a flaming queen that's on fire. I wish for muffins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 17, 2011 Report Share Posted September 17, 2011 Granted. You get botulism. I wish every inanimate object on earth was made of legos but still functioned properly, retained it's original value, and was treated the same as it's original form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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