metaleaddy Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, but they are death related wishes, and you die on the first one. I wish for a cool theme song like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbo&feature=player_embedded#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, but you can never shut it off. A mob of annoyed people beat you to death. I wish for increased potassium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 [quote name='Two-Hundred And One' timestamp='1315577445' post='5502259'] Granted, but you can never shut it off. A mob of annoyed people beat you to death. I wish for increased potassium. [/quote] Granted. You turn into a giant block of potassium. You get wet and explode I wish Super Rare and above cards weren't impossible to rip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Wish granted. You end up ripping up all Super Rare cards and end up not being awesome. I wish the unicorns on Kirby's sig were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, but there were no unicorns in my sig to begin with. I wish Blud knew his ponies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Wish granted, he puts you to shame with his knowledge of them. I wish there WAS no My Little Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1315612512' post='5503284'] Wish granted, he puts you to shame with his knowledge of them. I wish there WAS no My Little Pony [/quote] [color=#ff0000][size=8][b]f***ing GRANTED.[/b][/size][/color] I wish you were destroyed the the thing you love most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 I would grant it, but you see... I no longer exist. I wish Jake never made that wish, and that wish, along with any variants, could not be made ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted... but the light emanating from me as I grant that wish burns down the production studio and permanently blinds all bronies. [including me, so there.] I wish for Senown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 [quote name='Two-Hundred And One' timestamp='1315620391' post='5503601'] Granted... but the light emanating from me as I grant that wish burns down the production studio and permanently blinds all bronies. [including me, so there.] I wish for Senown. [/quote] Granted, but you now lose at every single possible thing in your entire life since Senown is cursed. I wish for a Safe Bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Wish granted, you're trapped in there and it becomes your tomb I wish I had an insta-mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted, but it socks you in the balls and gives you mummy rot, which you don't realize yet and sexually transmit it to 3 other people (cwatididthar?) I wish I was immune to all supernatural infections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. You are now extremely vulnerable to natural infections. And even better, it's cold and flu season! 8D I wish for the legalization of marijuana. (lol @ potheads) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 granted but it becomes illegal 10 seconds later i wish i could make a get rich quick scheme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 You get rich. Unfortunately, this causes massive amounts of inflation and the world economy collapses. Nice job I wish to have the results of the above wish revoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 granted, but it causes a loophole in reality nice job i wish that i was a good singer, and become famous with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. All you can sing is the Yugioh GX theme song. I wish for the largest Lego set ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. You have a house full of 2-slot bricks. I wish for a hole in the space-time continuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. You fall in and are literally kicked into next week. However, the hole alters time so that it is 2012 and the world ends next week. Have a nice day, as it's your last. I wish I knew that kid on the bus was gay before I went and sat next to him (Don't ask) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. Subsequently, you forget. I wish I could wear hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted, but it doesn't make you less derpy. I wish for a burrito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. You also turn into a mouse and it gets stuck on your nose. I wish for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Your wish is granted. Sadly, that was your wish. I wish for my homework to be finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 The teacher realizes that the writing is too neat for you. Detention! I wish to be sitting in a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. A chair made of rusty nails. I wish for a delicious bagel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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